"Never heard of it. Quite good at massages though. Think I'll need to do a spot of researching on this. As this sounds interesting. "
read 'interesting' as 'a pervy opportunity to get your grubby hands on some birds pussy'. I'm sure you'll have a certificate soon. |
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"Never heard of it. Quite good at massages though. Think I'll need to do a spot of researching on this. As this sounds interesting.
read 'interesting' as 'a pervy opportunity to get your grubby hands on some birds pussy'. I'm sure you'll have a certificate soon."
Grubby hands. I'll have you know my hands are well manicured. Lol
I'll have my certificate with distinction soon enough as well. |
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"I haven’t had any kind of massage - ever 
Is that as sad & pathetic as it sounds?!  "
I’ll give you a 60 min massage for free
Poo over. Would be a privilege to give you your first full relaxation massage |
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"I think there may be a wee bit more involved than that hahanope its just a fanny rub unless you believe in the hocus pocus same as lingam massage if you don't buy into the hype its just a walk
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Sad to say but you’re very wrong my friend |
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"I think there may be a wee bit more involved than that hahanope its just a fanny rub unless you believe in the hocus pocus same as lingam massage if you don't buy into the hype its just a walk
Sad to say but you’re very wrong my friend "
in your opinion as you believe in the hocus pocus sorry but anatomy is proven whereas a mystical touch ain't as I said all good if you believe in it for others meh its a walk or a fun futter |
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"Had the pleasure of a few from a guy on here a while back. Was still having mini orgasms days later when I thought about it. 
Wow really? I would love to arrange that for my wife"
I have attended several workshops and have a massage diploma too |
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Can assure you it’s 100% genuine, one of the most mind blowing sensations, ever! How someone can make you cum without actually touching the usual spot, only a few will know!
I’ve even written an erotic memoir of the full experience! |
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"Can assure you it’s 100% genuine, one of the most mind blowing sensations, ever! How someone can make you cum without actually touching the usual spot, only a few will know!
I’ve even written an erotic memoir of the full experience! "
Would love to read of your experience
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"I get many men claiming to be able to give massage and the reality is very different
Exactly this. Is there a professional body that legitimate qualified masseurs are members of? "
My qualification was from ITEC. That's the most recognised qualification in the UK. |
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"Can assure you it’s 100% genuine, one of the most mind blowing sensations, ever! How someone can make you cum without actually touching the usual spot, only a few will know!
I’ve even written an erotic memoir of the full experience! "
Spoken like a connoisseur. I can assure you, a Yoni massage(which can last 3 hours), is one life experience every woman should try, and every man should learn. |
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"Can assure you it’s 100% genuine, one of the most mind blowing sensations, ever! How someone can make you cum without actually touching the usual spot, only a few will know!
I’ve even written an erotic memoir of the full experience! "
Where can i find you on Literotica? |
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