Joke

By *auliewalnuts OP Man over a year ago

glasgow

Stallone: i'm making a movie about composers. I'm playing beethoven

Van damme: i'll be mozart

Schwarzenegger: stop it guys i'm not saying it!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh! Finally got it……. I’ll be Bach……

By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Oooh. I thought he was gonna say “I’ll be Chopin” & I didn’t get it

By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Channel have released a new perfume for introverts...its called "Leave me the Fu Cologne"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 travelling men came to my door and asked me " do you want your shed retard "? I said no thanks , so they took it

By *oyeur 777Man over a year ago

glasgow

[Removed by poster at 01/07/22 22:28:34]

By *oyeur 777Man over a year ago

glasgow

I got in to a lift and there was a woman in there is I entered.

When the doors closed i said to her "can I smell your fanny?

"No" was the reply

"It must be your feet then" I said as I left laughing