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What's the worst sex experience to date
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So having some banter and got on subject of worst sex experience
When I was 24 I was seeing lass who was21 . As we got more intimate she declares she's a virgin being young and a fuk about I say don't worry we will go slow .... So as we lie in bed I start to undress and pull jeans of only to discover bagpuss panties ......feeling wrong I pull jeans back up and declare I'm a prick so keep yer virginity
Did not help she was unkept downstairs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ali here ... One of my worst was being shagged by a man that was so unfit, sweat poured off him dripping onto my face and stinging my eyes! The ultimate turn off for me!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was with a girl once who looked the part but then turned out to have the foreplay skills of a pitbull. Before she even got her gums round it she was yanking at it like she was tryin to take it home with her. Really quite painful and not something I wanted to be subjected to.
I tried everything to not offend her; pushing my arse back into the bed to create some escape space; bending my knees slightly to create an obstruction between us; digging deep in the wank bank for a good experience that might provide some hint of eroticism or horniness.
But it was no good. I couldn't have been less turned on if it had been Maggie Thatcher down there. So I gently pushed her away and suggested we do something else.
To which she replied "Don't be embarrassed. It happens to lots of guys".  
Never struggled so much to bite my tongue in my life! |
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Mine was with a guy not from this site i might add lol..he was a divorced guy of 2yrs and hadn't been with a woman in all that time..done the social meet got on well so decided to meet for fun ...cutting a long story short we kissed and it was good night Vienna for him opps  |
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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago
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"Once had a guy a while back and I uttered the now infamous words... is it in yet? then he went off in the huff and to this day hasnt spoke to me lolgod some men are just too sensitive hahaha "
I know!!! only other explanation is hes still trying to locate it before coming back to me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was 19 yr old, First flat which was quiet cool.
Took this girl back on saturday after the dancing for a night of passion.
Had a great time and both fell asleep.
wakened up during the night to find the she had pissed bed. Bed was only week old dirty bitch |
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"I was 19 yr old, First flat which was quiet cool.
Took this girl back on saturday after the dancing for a night of passion.
Had a great time and both fell asleep.
wakened up during the night to find the she had pissed bed. Bed was only week old dirty bitch "
FFS Fred u said you wouldnt tell anyone ..ohhh and i wasnt 19 i was 18 you cradle snatcher heheheheh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine seems to be from here ,suck their cock and they are fit for fuck all afterwards,talk about selfish men these days "
You must be meeting the wrong guys mrs dirty .x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably shouldn't admit this one on a sex site lol but back in the day before I considerd myself a shagger i met this girl in a night club and I hadn't had sex in a couple of months! anyway we went back to hers and lets just say lasting 10 mins is being genorous lol after I came I just kept shagging her with a floppy lol
Here's jackies she was out the town... She met a guy went and had a 1 night stand and a week later she went for a job interview in st Vincent st when she walked into the building the security guard who was at the desk just happend to be the guy who banged her ohh and he also told her he was some sort of engineer lol he still works there jackie passes him every day lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See if you like these ?
Met a girl in a pub , had a few . Then back to hers , fucked all night and fell asleep. So woke up went to the toilet , and as passed the mirror i took a double look and noticed i had dried blood all over my mouth, chin . I was so d*unk i didnt even notice she was on her time of the month , lol
Another , was came back from the pub one night a bit d*unk , when to my room i was renting from my landlady . Decided to have a wank , forgot to turn the volume down on the tv and fell asleep , woke up with the landlady coming into my room turning off the tv and was sucking my cock . amazing !!!! |
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I suppose it has to be with the wife, was OK before we got married then virtually stopped after the ring was on her finger.
She told me later that she only shagged me before marriage as she knew I would leave her if she didn't and once married she didn't have to bother. Last shagged her about 5 years ago and it was only once or twice a year before that anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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was from here,,,
met a cpl had a few drinks and they were all talk about how they were both AMAZING in bed and didnt watch porn as they WERE the porn,,,
got the the bedroom and he lasted all of 5 mins  and she lay there like a sack of tatties
NEXT !! |
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