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Microscopic mites that have sex on our faces at night could face evolutionary oblivion, say scientis

By *esLibertines OP Couple over a year ago

Glasgow Edinburgh Leeds Manchester

While you waste your time on fab looking for someone...they fuck on your face lol!

By *nferno sausageMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Interesting.

If any forum mites wanna ride on my face, gies a bell. I'll happily reciprocate with a tick in your box.

By *azzle99Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Used a little more exfoliator than normal when scrubbing my face after reading that news story!

By *unguy1969ABCMan over a year ago

Stirling

Who cares as long as I'm sleeping lol

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might start charging for costs on my face .!

By *andy_FraserTV/TS over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Who cares as long as I'm sleeping lol"

Yea, if you're sleeping then you wouldn't notice. Much like the 4 spiders a year we also supposedly swallow while sleeping!

By *esLibertines OP Couple over a year ago

Glasgow Edinburgh Leeds Manchester

"Might start charging for costs on my face .! "

New business idea

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I remember first learning about demodex mites when I worked in an opticians.

Every time I am reminded of them I just wanna