Massage

By *clayair OP Man over a year ago

central west

What ever happened to the couple from Troon who’s male partner was qualified masseur?

Or does anyone else provide a good massage ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me.

But I don't tug boabies for £.

Try Gumtree.

By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Me.

But I don't tug boabies for £.

Try Gumtree."

Naw you just do it for voddie and a packet of KP nuts.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me.

But I don't tug boabies for £.

Try Gumtree.

Naw you just do it for voddie and a packet of KP nuts."

Make it Smirnoff and I'll take my teeth out for a gumsy gammy

By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Me.

But I don't tug boabies for £.

Try Gumtree.

Naw you just do it for voddie and a packet of KP nuts.

Make it Smirnoff and I'll take my teeth out for a gumsy gammy

What do I get for a bottle of Grey Goose?

By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Me.

But I don't tug boabies for £.

Try Gumtree.

Naw you just do it for voddie and a packet of KP nuts.

Make it Smirnoff and I'll take my teeth out for a gumsy gammy

I'm off tae Tesco. A litre bottle? You can neck it beside the charity bins then get on your knees.