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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve been told I’m on the level of like god, alah, Jesus.
I have made a girl cum just by looking at her in the eyes.
I have a boner that grows into Ben Nevis sometimes I need be careful incase it gets to big I will get frostbite.
It’s tough being me cos I fuck so hard I make the bed break n need to buy a new one every time I have sex.
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"I’ve been told I’m on the level of like god, alah, Jesus.
I have made a girl cum just by looking at her in the eyes.
I have a boner that grows into Ben Nevis sometimes I need be careful incase it gets to big I will get frostbite.
It’s tough being me cos I fuck so hard I make the bed break n need to buy a new one every time I have sex.
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Hahaha nice one, wee man!
I’ll believe you when your balls drop  |
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over a year ago
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It’s difficult, I also have extreme endurance I once swam the whole length of river clyde in 2 hours,
Along with that basically girls just fall asleep after the sex cos there so fucked, and one girl she actually quit her gym membership cos I tonned that ass up just from slapping the shit out it for 5 days straight and we only stopped cos we needed to eat n didn’t sleep for 5 days |
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"It’s difficult, I also have extreme endurance I once swam the whole length of river clyde in 2 hours,
Along with that basically girls just fall asleep after the sex cos there so fucked, and one girl she actually quit her gym membership cos I tonned that ass up just from slapping the shit out it for 5 days straight and we only stopped cos we needed to eat n didn’t sleep for 5 days "
Hahaha great imagination. You’ll go far! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yeah I go very far, I can cum on demand, once my pals gf was pissing me off so just whipped it out n jizzed on her hand, me and pal knew from that moment on we was bhoys for life |
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"It’s difficult, I also have extreme endurance I once swam the whole length of river clyde in 2 hours,
Along with that basically girls just fall asleep after the sex cos there so fucked, and one girl she actually quit her gym membership cos I tonned that ass up just from slapping the shit out it for 5 days straight and we only stopped cos we needed to eat n didn’t sleep for 5 days "
More likely to have fallen asleep from listening to your shite patter |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
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"It’s difficult, I also have extreme endurance I once swam the whole length of river clyde in 2 hours,
Along with that basically girls just fall asleep after the sex cos there so fucked, and one girl she actually quit her gym membership cos I tonned that ass up just from slapping the shit out it for 5 days straight and we only stopped cos we needed to eat n didn’t sleep for 5 days "
Front stroke, breast stroke or back stroke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not sure all those wonderfull attributes you have will help you when you look like Peter Sutcliffe.  "
Christ you're right! He does look like Peter Sutcliffe! |
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"I’ve been told I’m on the level of like god, alah, Jesus.
I have made a girl cum just by looking at her in the eyes.
I have a boner that grows into Ben Nevis sometimes I need be careful incase it gets to big I will get frostbite.
It’s tough being me cos I fuck so hard I make the bed break n need to buy a new one every time I have sex.
Hahaha nice one, wee man!
I’ll believe you when your balls drop "
Hahaha I was just about to make an age comment too |
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"Not sure all those wonderfull attributes you have will help you when you look like Peter Sutcliffe.
Christ you're right! He does look like Peter Sutcliffe!
Who 
Away to google images "
Me to |
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"I’ve been told I’m on the level of like god, alah, Jesus.
I have made a girl cum just by looking at her in the eyes.
I have a boner that grows into Ben Nevis sometimes I need be careful incase it gets to big I will get frostbite.
It’s tough being me cos I fuck so hard I make the bed break n need to buy a new one every time I have sex.
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Is it the voices in your head that call you this or is it a recording in the sex dolls you have. |
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