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over a year ago
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As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral, a voice from inside screams:
"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:
"Too fucking late pal, I've already done the paperwork."  |
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"As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral, a voice from inside screams:
"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:
"Too fucking late pal, I've already done the paperwork." "
Hahahaha that made me chuckle lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral, a voice from inside screams:
"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:
"Too fucking late pal, I've already done the paperwork." "
That will be your bike getting fookin clamped now   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral, a voice from inside screams:
"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:
"Too fucking late pal, I've already done the paperwork." "
That will be your bike getting fookin clamped now |
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