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So if you were a teacher what subject/club would you teach and why.
For me definitely debating club, obvious reasons.
And miss muff don't even think about teaching elocution lessons. Although it would be quite funny. |
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"So if you were a teacher what subject/club would you teach and why.
For me definitely debating club, obvious reasons.
And miss muff don't even think about teaching elocution lessons. Although it would be quite funny. "
Funnily enough languages, French in particular. Once upon a time I spoke it rather well. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"So if you were a teacher what subject/club would you teach and why.
For me definitely debating club, obvious reasons.
And miss muff don't even think about teaching elocution lessons. Although it would be quite funny.
Funnily enough languages, French in particular. Once upon a time I spoke it rather well."
Ooooo la la.
Pfffft, flicks head in disgust over left shoulder and storms off.  |
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If it were a real class I'd probably be good at teaching Customer Relations.
I have/had to help the guys at my current and previous jobs so much, as they often speak down or in techno-babble to folks that barely understand IT. |
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I’d teach social life skills .. for fun I’d do genealogy, history and landscape painting .
. I often find family and friends are so often plugged online to social media that they have lost the time they need for themselves. |
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"I would teach the 3 Rs, although the terminology is shocking. There are so many people of all ages that don't have a basic grasp of reading, writing and arithmetic. "
It always cracks me up when they call these 3 subjects the 3 Rs WTF is that all about.
It's like calling the pythagorus therum the stake bake way.  |
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"So if you were a teacher what subject/club would you teach and why.
For me definitely debating club, obvious reasons.
And miss muff don't even think about teaching elocution lessons. Although it would be quite funny.
Funnily enough languages, French in particular. Once upon a time I spoke it rather well."
As del would say , may we, may we miss meef |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So if you were a teacher what subject/club would you teach and why.
For me definitely debating club, obvious reasons.
And miss muff don't even think about teaching elocution lessons. Although it would be quite funny.
Funnily enough languages, French in particular. Once upon a time I spoke it rather well.
As del would say , may we, may we miss meef "
"Don't be a plonker" |
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"At a push I could do holiday planning! "
I’ll have a holiday somewhere cultural, warm, not too busy and where there will be no flight cancellations, please!  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"At a push I could do holiday planning!
I’ll have a holiday somewhere cultural, warm, not too busy and where there will be no flight cancellations, please! "
What about a cultural cruise around the classical cities of the Med in September, departing from Greenock? Would 21 nights be enough? |
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"At a push I could do holiday planning!
I’ll have a holiday somewhere cultural, warm, not too busy and where there will be no flight cancellations, please!
What about a cultural cruise around the classical cities of the Med in September, departing from Greenock? Would 21 nights be enough?"
Perfect |
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Think I would like to teach HE or PE- I like to eat and I like to exercise
I loved physics when I was at school but I can’t remember much of it these days. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"At a push I could do holiday planning!
I’ll have a holiday somewhere cultural, warm, not too busy and where there will be no flight cancellations, please!
What about a cultural cruise around the classical cities of the Med in September, departing from Greenock? Would 21 nights be enough?
Perfect "
You can choose your first stop. Lisbon or Cadiz? |
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"Can you teach people how to walk in someone else’s shoes for a day? Be more respectful towards others "
Maybe teach young people that respect is something needs to be earned. And earned by everybody, regardless of the kind of shoes they normally walk in.
I can walk a mile in a woman's (sensible) shoes but I'll never have any understanding or possible means of expressing what it is like to have a period or go through puberty as a girl. Nor should I ever have to.
I teach. It is incredibly difficult to get a regular intake class through their Nat 4 English and Maths. The idea that schools should somehow be responsible for "teaching" respectfulness, good manners, patience, acceptance of others etc is laughable. You cannot get adults to do that. Are those things even 'teachable' in the broadest sense of the word? That was a rhetorical question by the way!
For the "off-piste" more esoteric, social skills work in addition to the core curriculum, I mostly teach the pupils how to drop sbd's, I finish most lessons with a "whoever smelt it dealt it..." accusation and give merit awards for good marginalia and weird doodles. They turn out awright...
Two weeks and two days... oh yessss! |
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"Can you teach people how to walk in someone else’s shoes for a day?
Be more respectful towards others
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I believe respect should always be afforded to other people but I can very quickly lose respect for someone when their action shows no respect for others. Its like manners, I expect manners when dealing with others as that's what they will get from me but manners goes right out the window along with respect when either qualities are not shown by the other person. You can teach children manners but you can't teach them respect. In my opinion, perhaps a teacher can tell me otherwise. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Can you teach people how to walk in someone else’s shoes for a day? Be more respectful towards others
Maybe teach young people that respect is something needs to be earned. And earned by everybody, regardless of the kind of shoes they normally walk in.
I can walk a mile in a woman's (sensible) shoes but I'll never have any understanding or possible means of expressing what it is like to have a period or go through puberty as a girl. Nor should I ever have to.
I teach. It is incredibly difficult to get a regular intake class through their Nat 4 English and Maths. The idea that schools should somehow be responsible for "teaching" respectfulness, good manners, patience, acceptance of others etc is laughable. You cannot get adults to do that. Are those things even 'teachable' in the broadest sense of the word? That was a rhetorical question by the way!
For the "off-piste" more esoteric, social skills work in addition to the core curriculum, I mostly teach the pupils how to drop sbd's, I finish most lessons with a "whoever smelt it dealt it..." accusation and give merit awards for good marginalia and weird doodles. They turn out awright...
Two weeks and two days... oh yessss!"
As many as that, I have one day less. |
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"I would teach the 3 Rs, although the terminology is shocking. There are so many people of all ages that don't have a basic grasp of reading, writing and arithmetic. "
Are the 3 R's... Reading, Righting and Rithmetic? |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"I would teach the 3 Rs, although the terminology is shocking. There are so many people of all ages that don't have a basic grasp of reading, writing and arithmetic.
Are the 3 R's... Reading, Righting and Rithmetic? "
Yes, but spelling wasn't a string point back in the day. |
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"I would teach the 3 Rs, although the terminology is shocking. There are so many people of all ages that don't have a basic grasp of reading, writing and arithmetic.
Are the 3 R's... Reading, Righting and Rithmetic?
Yes, but spelling wasn't a string point back in the day. "
I hate it when peeple can't Reed, right or speel properly |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"I would teach the 3 Rs, although the terminology is shocking. There are so many people of all ages that don't have a basic grasp of reading, writing and arithmetic.
Are the 3 R's... Reading, Righting and Rithmetic?
Yes, but spelling wasn't a string point back in the day. I hate it when peeple can't Reed, right or speel properly "
You have a point there. Maybe their eyesight wasn't very good either. |
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Two weeks and two days... oh yessss!"
" As many as that, I have one day less. "
You not finish on Friday 24th? You finish on Thursday 23rd?
I actually have a day and a half in hand to take before the end of term! |
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"I would teach the 3 Rs, although the terminology is shocking. There are so many people of all ages that don't have a basic grasp of reading, writing and arithmetic.
It always cracks me up when they call these 3 subjects the 3 Rs WTF is that all about.
It's like calling the pythagorus therum the stake bake way. "
Pythagorus' theorem. I'd teach English. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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Two weeks and two days... oh yessss!
As many as that, I have one day less.
You not finish on Friday 24th? You finish on Thursday 23rd?
I actually have a day and a half in hand to take before the end of term! "
Eh eh. Let's just say I miscounted. The 28th. |
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Two weeks and two days... oh yessss!
As many as that, I have one day less.
You not finish on Friday 24th? You finish on Thursday 23rd?
I actually have a day and a half in hand to take before the end of term!
Eh eh. Let's just say I miscounted. The 28th. "
Ok let’s not be sending our kids to that school lol  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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Two weeks and two days... oh yessss!
As many as that, I have one day less.
You not finish on Friday 24th? You finish on Thursday 23rd?
I actually have a day and a half in hand to take before the end of term!
Eh eh. Let's just say I miscounted. The 28th.
Ok let’s not be sending our kids to that school lol "
It was the excitement, it went to my head. |
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"Can you teach people how to walk in someone else’s shoes for a day?
Be more respectful towards others
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I was about 5o say something similar, teach manners and ethics, class title "dont be a dick"
Was in A&E for about 5 hrs tonight and the nonsense the staff were having to put up with |
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"Can you teach people how to walk in someone else’s shoes for a day?
Be more respectful towards others
I was about 5o say something similar, teach manners and ethics, class title "dont be a dick"
Was in A&E for about 5 hrs tonight and the nonsense the staff were having to put up with "
What happened ? were people abusing the disabled parking bays without a blue badge. ?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would teach the 3 Rs, although the terminology is shocking. There are so many people of all ages that don't have a basic grasp of reading, writing and arithmetic.
It always cracks me up when they call these 3 subjects the 3 Rs WTF is that all about.
It's like calling the pythagorus therum the stake bake way. "
It's simply alliteration. |
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"I would teach the 3 Rs, although the terminology is shocking. There are so many people of all ages that don't have a basic grasp of reading, writing and arithmetic.
It always cracks me up when they call these 3 subjects the 3 Rs WTF is that all about.
It's like calling the pythagorus therum the stake bake way.
It's simply alliteration."
Maybe more illiteration |
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"I teach…..but what subject do you reckon?
2 weeks and 4 days for me 
Chemistry.
Alas no…..I’d be too gung ho in the labs 
Geography?"
Nope a bit lost there I’m afraid ha |
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"I teach…..but what subject do you reckon?
2 weeks and 4 days for me
Chemistry.
Alas no…..I’d be too gung ho in the labs
Geography?
Nope a bit lost there I’m afraid ha"
Are you going to tell us if we guess correctly though!?
History. |
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"I teach…..but what subject do you reckon?
2 weeks and 4 days for me
Chemistry.
Alas no…..I’d be too gung ho in the labs
Geography?
Nope a bit lost there I’m afraid ha
Are you going to tell us if we guess correctly though!?
History."
I would have thought you’d have got it by now…isn’t it obvious? |
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"I teach…..but what subject do you reckon?
2 weeks and 4 days for me
Chemistry.
Alas no…..I’d be too gung ho in the labs
Geography?
Nope a bit lost there I’m afraid ha
Are you going to tell us if we guess correctly though!?
History.
I would have thought you’d have got it by now…isn’t it obvious? "
P.E. |
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"I teach…..but what subject do you reckon?
2 weeks and 4 days for me
Chemistry.
Alas no…..I’d be too gung ho in the labs
Geography?
Nope a bit lost there I’m afraid ha
Are you going to tell us if we guess correctly though!?
History.
I would have thought you’d have got it by now…isn’t it obvious?
P.E."
R.E
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"I teach…..but what subject do you reckon?
2 weeks and 4 days for me
Chemistry.
Alas no…..I’d be too gung ho in the labs
Geography?
Nope a bit lost there I’m afraid ha
Are you going to tell us if we guess correctly though!?
History.
I would have thought you’d have got it by now…isn’t it obvious?
P.E."
Bravo  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"I teach…..but what subject do you reckon?
2 weeks and 4 days for me
Chemistry.
Alas no…..I’d be too gung ho in the labs
Geography?
Nope a bit lost there I’m afraid ha
Are you going to tell us if we guess correctly though!?
History.
I would have thought you’d have got it by now…isn’t it obvious?
P.E.
R.E
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Woodwork? |
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"I teach…..but what subject do you reckon?
2 weeks and 4 days for me
Chemistry.
Alas no…..I’d be too gung ho in the labs
Geography?
Nope a bit lost there I’m afraid ha
Are you going to tell us if we guess correctly though!?
History.
I would have thought you’d have got it by now…isn’t it obvious?
P.E.
R.E
Woodwork?"
If you replace the batteries |
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"I teach…..but what subject do you reckon?
2 weeks and 4 days for me
Chemistry.
Alas no…..I’d be too gung ho in the labs
Geography?
Nope a bit lost there I’m afraid ha
Are you going to tell us if we guess correctly though!?
History.
I would have thought you’d have got it by now…isn’t it obvious?
P.E.
Bravo "
Should have been obvious right enough....they were always the dirty bastards at school |
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"I teach…..but what subject do you reckon?
2 weeks and 4 days for me
Chemistry.
Alas no…..I’d be too gung ho in the labs
Geography?
Nope a bit lost there I’m afraid ha
Are you going to tell us if we guess correctly though!?
History.
I would have thought you’d have got it by now…isn’t it obvious?
P.E.
Bravo
Should have been obvious right enough....they were always the dirty bastards at school "
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"I teach…..but what subject do you reckon?
2 weeks and 4 days for me
Chemistry.
Alas no…..I’d be too gung ho in the labs
Geography?
Nope a bit lost there I’m afraid ha
Are you going to tell us if we guess correctly though!?
History.
I would have thought you’d have got it by now…isn’t it obvious?
P.E.
Bravo
Should have been obvious right enough....they were always the dirty bastards at school "
It’s always the Pervy Maths teachers you hear about tho |
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"I teach…..but what subject do you reckon?
2 weeks and 4 days for me
Chemistry.
Alas no…..I’d be too gung ho in the labs
Geography?
Nope a bit lost there I’m afraid ha
Are you going to tell us if we guess correctly though!?
History.
I would have thought you’d have got it by now…isn’t it obvious?
P.E.
Bravo
Should have been obvious right enough....they were always the dirty bastards at school
It’s always the Pervy Maths teachers you hear about tho "
They are the worst  |
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