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The wisdom of Homer.

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By *mudg3r OP Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

No, not the Greek guy. Homer J.

“Alcohol - the cause of - and solution to - all of life’s problems”.

How wise!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the water's brown, drink it down.

If the water's black, put it back!

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple over a year ago

Clydebank

if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed!

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS over a year ago

Edinburgh

“Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.”

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple over a year ago

Clydebank

If Something's Hard To Do Then It's Not Worth Doing

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By *mudg3r OP Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

Great stuff, guys. Keep ‘em coming.

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple over a year ago

Clydebank

Books are useless!

I only ever read one book,

"To Kill A Mockingbird" and it

gave me absolutely no insight

on how to kill mockingbirds!

Sure it taught me not to

judge a man by the color

of his skin, but what good

does that do me?

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

"It's really simple to be wise, just think of something really stupid to say, and don't say it"

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple over a year ago

Clydebank

It takes two to

lie. One to lie and one to listen!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

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By *mudg3r OP Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

Magnificent

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By *rassyknollMan over a year ago

Bearsted

You tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is never try!

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By *orders CoupleCouple over a year ago

Kelso

The problem with the world today is communication. There's too much of it!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

You don't win friends with salad

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple over a year ago

Clydebank

If I could say a few words. I would be a better public speaker!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true."

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

It was like that when i got here!..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“I never apologize… I’m sorry but that’s the way I am.”

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By *uietbloke67Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

If at first you dont succeed, give in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don't win friends with salad "

Haha, I have that song on my phone for when my daughter comes over for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want to change your name to Homer junior? The kids can call you Hoju.

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By *mudg3r OP Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

Great stuff.

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