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National Limerick day 12thmay

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So to celebrate let's have your best lines please fabbers

There was a Scotsman named McFee,

who got stung on his balls by a bee,

he made tonnes of money,

by producing lots of honey,

every time he went for a pee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a hot wife named Tonic

whose ass and tits were bionic

her photos each day

are fabbed straight away

each one makes my boner supersonic

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By *onnie879Man over a year ago

Falkirk

There was once a website for swingers,

Filled with oddballs, fantasists and mingers,

There are those that will waste your time,

The actors, the precious, artists of mime,

Don’t waste yer time stay at home with a box of chocolate fingers

(Say fingers in Glasgow slang like Thing-ers)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a lady called squiggle.

She signed up to fab for a giggle.

She thought she would find stimulation of mind,

But instead it was just cocks being wiggled.

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By *onnie879Man over a year ago

Falkirk

There was a fab lady ‘bluebell’

Who’s ass was as sexy as hell,

A meet would be sweet,

I’d be run of my feet,

And I’d never kiss and tell !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a lady called squiggle.

She signed up to fab for a giggle.

She thought she would find

stimulation of mind,

But instead it was one big niggle. "

Hope you do get a giggle or jiggle today Squiggle.

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By *INTONIC300Couple over a year ago

Glasgow/Manchester/Edinburgh

"There was a hot wife named Tonic

whose ass and tits were bionic

her photos each day

are fabbed straight away

each one makes my boner supersonic"
Ha ha that's very good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a hot wife named Tonic

whose ass and tits were bionic

her photos each day

are fabbed straight away

each one makes my boner supersonic Ha ha that's very good

This one brought a tear or regret to my eye:

I once was taken aback

when Tonic said there's something I lack

I enquired of the Stirrier

She said "check your mirror"

and I noticed I wisnae black

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Falcon once had a dream

To lead a Fab pub quiz team

Whether losing or winning

Being saintly or sinning

Falcon is simply supreme

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By *hrills_n_spillsCouple over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

The ballad of Jimmy Riddle.

Who was apparently as fit as a fiddle.

A good swimmer was he,

supposed to be.

But was found drowned, by the shore of a puddle

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

The once was profile so girly

Her smile made the men go all swirly

Was a sadist at work

Was a pro sucking cock

And she once fucked herself curly wurly

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By *evils PuddingCouple over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

I met a young girls from Paisley

Her body will always amaze me

I met her on fab, she checked out some abs

Now wants fucked in a chain like a daisy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young gardener from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

Moss and grass

Began to grow in his ass

And he couldnae shite for s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young gardener from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

Moss and grass

Began to grow in his ass

And he couldnae shite for s"

W e e d s!

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple over a year ago

Clydebank

There once was a girl that was bi!

And licking pussy she wanted to try!

Despite making it clear though she’s shy.

She only got messaged by guys

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By *adgeeMan over a year ago

Sw Scotland

I knew a hot girl from Dunblane

Who fucked like a woman insane

She’d whisper filth in your ear

It was abundantly clear

We’d defo be meeting again

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By *utdooryoneMan over a year ago

Over there

One day I was walking up Glen Lochay.

When I spied a spied a lass playing with a cock'y.

The shepherd was well hung.

And she was taking it in the clung(e).

I'm really crap at this, aren't I?

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

There was a young guy from Crewe

Who had difficulty doing a poo

One day in a hurry

He ate vindaloo curry

And spent the next several hours on the loo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a hot lady called bluebell

Who sucked my big cock in a stairwell

I came on her face

Over her tits just incase

So that's just bluebell in a nutshell

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"There was a hot lady called bluebell

Who sucked my big cock in a stairwell

I came on her face

Over her tits just incase

So that's just bluebell in a nutshell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a wee woman from Ealing

Who had a peculiar feeling

She lay back, opened her crack

And peed allover the ceiling

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"There was a wee woman from Ealing

Who had a peculiar feeling

She lay back, opened her crack

And peed allover the ceiling "

That made me laugh.x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a man from Brazil,

Who swallowed a dynamite pill,

His heart retired,

His bum backfired,

And his willy shot over the hill.

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

There once was a monk from Siberia

Whose morals were a little inferior

He did to a nun

What he shouldn't have done

And now she's a mother superior

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Celtic and Rangers have banter

Celtic won 2 cups at a canter

Rangers off to Seville

To get beat 3-0

Crying all the way home drinking fanta

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