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What would you spend a fiver on the person above
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"A bigger notepad "Three little ducks and a lighter for his candle. | |||
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"A packet of jammie Dodgers "A box of marsbars | |||
". " 1 months subscription to Fab but as a female profile as his profile is full of pictures of women. | |||
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"A shovel "Baby oil for rubbing in.  | |||
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"A hat. Seeing he has somewhere to hang it "A lovely bath bomb seeing as she loves a soak. | |||
"A hat. Seeing he has somewhere to hang it
A lovely bath bomb seeing as she loves a soak."A packet of haribos | |||
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"Bottle of vitamin water . (He looks athletic/healthy) "Btl of wine or a pint depending what you like | |||
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"Stockings "Lube | |||
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"A mach3 and some shave gel "Obviously not a liver of beards | |||
"A mach3 and some shave gel
Obviously not a liver of beards"A new razor | |||
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"One sport sock (American pie style), "Jim?" (bursts in) "Dad no no no no" lol " a cheap wig.lol | |||
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"Better camera "A front loading bra. | |||
"A chocolate medal "I already got one thank you.xx | |||
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"A decent pint! "Tennents! | |||
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"Cock... tail shaker "Another glass of wine, as you have but your cock in yours!! | |||
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"An catering tin of baked beans for a bath. " An exceedingly good packet of vanilla slices (assuming they have that recipe at the Mr K’s factory) … and lashings of vanilla ice cream if funds stretch that far. | |||
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"Pruning shears for her Bush. "Can you stretch to a Flymo? | |||
"Pruning shears for her Bush.
Can you stretch to a Flymo? "petrol and two stroke for the strimmer | |||
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"I'd give the lady more than a fiver just to be naked with me (fem) what a stunning body you have Mrs. Xx" Thanks | |||
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"A tie pin "Buy him a bottle of Bru and a pirates hat | |||
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"A crystal ball (Aye yer gd how did you know?) "Linx Africa, I take it you have a Sky remote. | |||
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"Some nipple tassels
Also where you getting a pint for a fiver "A bottle of Fabreeze. | |||
"Some nipple tassels
Also where you getting a pint for a fiver
A bottle of Fabreeze. "A half pint shandy. | |||
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"4 pack of Kopparberg. If he doesn't like it, I'll keep it myself. "A decent beer. | |||
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"Waxing strips "Only if Lass does the waxing | |||
"Waxing strips
Only if Lass does the waxing "Some aloe Vera for after waxing | |||
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"Waxing strips
Only if Lass does the waxing "Was myself that put the strips, seriously doubt guy would want to do it | |||
"Some massage oil" A face mask so he doesn't need be headless anymore | |||
"Some massage oil A face mask so he doesn't need be headless anymore "A time machine to transport me forward to the next 'event' | |||
"Some massage oil A face mask so he doesn't need be headless anymore
A time machine to transport me forward to the next 'event' "An invisabikity cloak. | |||
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" A time machine to transport me forward to the next 'event' " At a fiver I wouldn't trust that time machine and was meant to be on us (or one of us) not yourself | |||
"A thesaurus lol" A new razor so he can finish his shaving | |||
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"A thesaurus lol A new razor so he can finish his shaving "Just need someone to 'finish me off' | |||
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"Roses ?? " Half a fish supper in Troon. | |||
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"Charity shop trousers " Ok staying with that theme… there’s gotta be a really nice necklace hiding away in a charity shop somewhere…that would show off your cleavage perfectly | |||
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Might spend more than a g8ver though | |||
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"A ticket to heaven. " A book oan chat up lines | |||
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