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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What’s the worst pick-up line you can come up with

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By *lunder WomanWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Pull ma finger

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By *edGlasgowMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Wanty get aff wi ma pal?

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By *ongue FuckerMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Gotta be "wanna fuck". I can't imagine a worse line than that.

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

Wanna come home and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

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By *otmale5Man over a year ago

glasgow

Sorry mate your cars fucked lol

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Pull ma finger

Is it stuck?

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By *lunder WomanWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Pull ma finger

Is it stuck?"

maybe !

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Pull ma finger

Is it stuck?

maybe !"

It may need some lubrication!

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By *lunder WomanWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Pull ma finger

Is it stuck?

maybe !

It may need some lubrication!

"
Wd40 right here

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Pull ma finger

Is it stuck?

maybe !

It may need some lubrication!

Wd40 right here

One squirt or 2?

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By *bzguyMan over a year ago

Aberdeen and shire

Get in the van

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By *apperMystiqueMan over a year ago

east Glasgow

Do you want your hole?? No! Can I have it then??

- so bad I know

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Your not that bad looking for an aulder burd .

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By *ab365XMan over a year ago

Paisley

"What’s the worst pick-up line you can come up with"

Wanna go halfers on a bastard?

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By *lunder WomanWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Pull ma finger

Is it stuck?

maybe !

It may need some lubrication!

Wd40 right here

One squirt or 2?

"
it's only small, hardly worthy of a squirt

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Pull ma finger

Is it stuck?

maybe !

It may need some lubrication!

Wd40 right here

One squirt or 2?

it's only small, hardly worthy of a squirt

Squeeze it, that will make it bigger.

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By *lunder WomanWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Pull ma finger

Is it stuck?

maybe !

It may need some lubrication!

Wd40 right here

One squirt or 2?

it's only small, hardly worthy of a squirt

Squeeze it, that will make it bigger.

"
I'll do no such thing! It'll get messy

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Pull ma finger

Is it stuck?

maybe !

It may need some lubrication!

Wd40 right here

One squirt or 2?

it's only small, hardly worthy of a squirt

Squeeze it, that will make it bigger.

I'll do no such thing! It'll get messy

Oh oh we can't have that can we. And the mess would squirt everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're having a snogathon fancy taking part?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get in the van "

Hahaha that's pretty bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw a meme online it said "Are you petrol? Cause I can see me pumpin you in my motor"

Pure Scots class there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its 3am..we are both gettin desperate..my place or yours?

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By *tew1985Man over a year ago

Near You

Show me your pink bits.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan over a year ago

Fife

Does this wet rag smell funny to you?

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By *ye rolls matter!!Man over a year ago

Glasgow area

Spill a tiny bit of a drink on someone.

'Let's get you out of those wet clothes'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Want to be disappointed in 3 mins time?? …. Ok

Yeh I meant two mins ….. ok fine 30 secs

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By *uietbloke67Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Im in your area, fancy a shag.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FAF

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By *evils PuddingCouple over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

When you cum are you quiet, or a screamer like your mum?

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By *andsCouple over a year ago

Edin

"When you cum are you quiet, or a screamer like your mum?"

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By *eterPan21Man over a year ago

Hamilton

Get yer rat out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I smell your fanny?... it must be your feet then!

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple over a year ago

HereAndThere

You best phone your husband and tell him your going to be late home

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By *orge71Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Get in the van "

And don't dare take the hood off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smell my neck.....I'm wearing my new aftershave breadcrumbs the birds love it.

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By *ald EagleMan over a year ago

Alloa

Wanna play Barbie?

I’ll be Ken and you can be the Box I cum in.

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