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Things you hate on the update page
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I really hate it when people use it like a social network join fecking Facebook don't want to no what the cat did or you had for fecking dinner
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This is swingers sight not a dating agency |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And swingers can't socialise??  "
Yes they can but come on some of the crap I read on up dates are pathetic nothing to do with the sight do you want to read I took granny to hospital today like hell I do |
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"And swingers can't socialise??
Yes they can but come on some of the crap I read on up dates are pathetic nothing to do with the sight do you want to read I took granny to hospital today like hell I do"
ive never seen anything like that on any of my friends updates  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh forgot this one
I'm horny
I need a good shag
Looking for dirty sex
You get in touch 99% of the time your ignored and the other 1% if your lucky to get a reply is I took granny to hospital today  |
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"Oh forgot this one
I'm horny
I need a good shag
Looking for dirty sex
You get in touch 99% of the time your ignored and the other 1% if your lucky to get a reply is I took granny to hospital today "
maybe your not their type  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thanks for a great time, you know who you are.
why no just send them a private message thanking them ?"
Tuuuutt! then no-one would know they been shagging, silly.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do like the ones theres just no answer to,,
"woo what a nite", ehhhh,, Good?
"We must do that again and soon",ehh yes?
My other favs, the minimalist info ones,,
"Just amazing",,ehh you got home on a thimble full of petrol? They make amazing coffee after the fun?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The expression "jog on" anywhere on a profile, in any context, instantly gets me heading for the back button. Except maybe "I like to jog on the beach on a Sunday morning", but even then my finger might twitch for the exit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has to be the most attention seeking status I have seen. I know a certainly lady who posts that at least once a month, who give a shite just fuck of and let us live  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So would it be ok for me to have the following updates?
"Just running over to the corner to pick up my teddy I just threw over there"
ORRRRR
"I must remember not to trap my cock in my zipper"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So would it be ok for me to have the following updates?
"Just running over to the corner to pick up my teddy I just threw over there"
ORRRRR
"I must remember not to trap my cock in my zipper"
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shurrit poindexter |
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"So would it be ok for me to have the following updates?
"Just running over to the corner to pick up my teddy I just threw over there"
ORRRRR
"I must remember not to trap my cock in my zipper"
shurrit poindexter"
pmsl and theres me i cant even kiss it better pmsl sore mouth xxxxxx |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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The only time I put up a pointless status message is when I check my email at lunch.
That is the time most of my messages come in...
So I just say, home for lunch so can't chat
Hopefuly that will let them know, I don't have time to respond, and that I might later when I have more time!
Or my rants are mainly for people who know me, and normally give's them a chuckle!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well, I never use the updates to tell all what my cat did or my granny for that matter...but I do use it to tease and flirt with guys I am interested in...it's a bit of fun. To each their own...who are we to say, what people should and should not do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guilty as charged love letting anyone who is nearby know I'm getting it off a gorjus sexy Welshman working in carlisle yet drives over 200 miles to come take me out for a few drinks ooooh yes please youre invited back again and again mmmmmm and more regular than anyone I've met in here to date |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guilty as charged love letting anyone who is nearby know I'm getting it off a gorjus sexy Welshman working in carlisle yet drives over 200 miles to come take me out for a few drinks ooooh yes please youre invited back again and again mmmmmm and more regular than anyone I've met in here to date "
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"Oh forgot this one
I'm horny
I need a good shag
Looking for dirty sex
You get in touch 99% of the time your ignored and the other 1% if your lucky to get a reply is I took granny to hospital today "
hope your granny's feeling better |
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