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over a year ago
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"New contender
"Have you shared pussy with your da"
Nope.
But had a father & son message me once.
Grim.
Were you not even curious to see who had the bigger one?
Dont lie now  "
Well the Da has the biggest nose (they sent a face pic of them together!)
My curiosity kinda waned after that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"New contender
"Have you shared pussy with your da"
Nope.
But had a father & son message me once.
Grim.
Did they have a 'couples' profile....?"
No...the son sent the message asking if I'd be interested in a 3some. |
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"What's the worst you've read?
Just seen one from a "female" in Cumbernauld asking for used condoms full of cum to drink  "
Saw this too... Can't remember if the "girl* had verification or not though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants me to milk their prostrate.
I do not even know what that involves "
See when I've ran out of the semi skimmed, I just chap a next door and borrow a cup. Ramming a couple of digits up yer cooncil gritter just seems like too much hard work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the worst you've read?
Just seen one from a "female" in Cumbernauld asking for used condoms full of cum to drink "
There goes my appetite for tonight.   |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"Who wants me to milk their prostrate.
I do not even know what that involves
See when I've ran out of the semi skimmed, I just chap a next door and borrow a cup. Ramming a couple of digits up yer cooncil gritter just seems like too much hard work."
Cmon noo....am full fat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the worst you've read?
Just seen one from a "female" in Cumbernauld asking for used condoms full of cum to drink
There goes my appetite for tonight. "
Just the one cum filled johnny bag for you then instead of your standard 8? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was out it one night I had no luck on here an said I feel like tom cruise in eyes wide shut I'm seeing alot but going home with nout . I got a free mails from lassies laughing at it but then no reply after ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The 1 where the guy was looking for a meet for his gf before she went to court..could be a while before she might be free "
Seen that one, even i didn't fancy that scenario |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The 1 where the guy was looking for a meet for his gf before she went to court..could be a while before she might be free
Seen that one, even i didn't fancy that scenario "
gutted I never kept the name..see how lo g she got |
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"The 1 where the guy was looking for a meet for his gf before she went to court..could be a while before she might be free
Seen that one, even i didn't fancy that scenario gutted I never kept the name..see how lo g she got "
Aye I know, he's maybe set up a singles profile free to meet until.mrs gets out the jail |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The 1 where the guy was looking for a meet for his gf before she went to court..could be a while before she might be free
Seen that one, even i didn't fancy that scenario gutted I never kept the name..see how lo g she got
Aye I know, he's maybe set up a singles profile free to meet until.mrs gets out the jail"
new status..mrs sent down..free to play with permission  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The 1 where the guy was looking for a meet for his gf before she went to court..could be a while before she might be free
Seen that one, even i didn't fancy that scenario gutted I never kept the name..see how lo g she got
Aye I know, he's maybe set up a singles profile free to meet until.mrs gets out the jailnew status..mrs sent down..free to play with permission "
Haha mrs in jail for battering women I met from fab. But its safe this time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was speaking to the one in Cumbernauld she was saying how she worked at a sperm bank and got sacked as she was caught drinking on the job"
A genuine coffee splutter reading that one. |
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