"I tried phone sex once… never again, took me a week to dry oot my phone  "
Done it years ago , how come superman can get changed in a phone box he's a hero ? Yet I got police attention even before I took anything off . |
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"I tried phone sex once… never again, took me a week to dry oot my phone
Done it years ago , how come superman can get changed in a phone box he's a hero ? Yet I got police attention even before I took anything off . "
It’s an unfair world Steph  |
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"Nope! Rather boring when you're sitting in your PJ's
Psst you don’t tell them that Kat, that’s the beauty of it x"
Exactly I could be cleaning the bathroom or anything lol x |
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"Nope! Rather boring when you're sitting in your PJ's
Psst you don’t tell them that Kat, that’s the beauty of it x
Exactly I could be cleaning the bathroom or anything lol x"
 new use for the marigolds 
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"Nope! Rather boring when you're sitting in your PJ's
Psst you don’t tell them that Kat, that’s the beauty of it x
Exactly I could be cleaning the bathroom or anything lol x
new use for the marigolds
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You mean tell the horny caller that I'm snapping on my latex gloves |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"Nah, I might lose my mobile up my arse and have to visit A&E. And knowing my luck some fuckin spam call centre would keep calling me.
Go old school try a corded trim phone . "
Fuck that. All those angles, it might get stuck up there permanently.  |
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"Nope! Rather boring when you're sitting in your PJ's
Psst you don’t tell them that Kat, that’s the beauty of it x
Exactly I could be cleaning the bathroom or anything lol x
new use for the marigolds
You mean tell the horny caller that I'm snapping on my latex gloves "
Noooo just let him hear the snapping noise…  |
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"Nope! Rather boring when you're sitting in your PJ's
Psst you don’t tell them that Kat, that’s the beauty of it x
Exactly I could be cleaning the bathroom or anything lol x
new use for the marigolds
You mean tell the horny caller that I'm snapping on my latex gloves
Noooo just let him hear the snapping noise… "
Sounds like you're speaking from experience |
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"I tried phone sex once… never again, took me a week to dry oot my phone "
Nightmare! ….how did you get it dry?
I once accidentally got some rice wet but fortunately it soon dried it when I put my mobile phone in it  |
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"Nope! Rather boring when you're sitting in your PJ's
Psst you don’t tell them that Kat, that’s the beauty of it x
Exactly I could be cleaning the bathroom or anything lol x
new use for the marigolds
You mean tell the horny caller that I'm snapping on my latex gloves
Noooo just let him hear the snapping noise…
Sounds like you're speaking from experience "
*snaps marigolds on |
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"I tried phone sex once… never again, took me a week to dry oot my phone
Nightmare! ….how did you get it dry?
I once accidentally got some rice wet but fortunately it soon dried it when I put my mobile phone in it "
rice was involved |
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