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"[Removed by poster at 27/10/12 19:27:58]" a pocket full of ferddos to entice the ladies lol xxx | |||
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"A johnny? " Id say condoms and car keys | |||
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"A johnny? " A banana in one pocket & a phone in the other | |||
"A johnny? Id say condoms and car keys " Cars running, what's the post code | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 27/10/12 20:21:58]" hmmmmm invisable man so id say a pocket full of hot air lol | |||
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"A red lipstick , 2 empty Freddo bar wrappers and an electron key for the hotel room " ohhhh fred red is so my colour and two freddos mmmmmmmmm now what was the name of the hotel again lol in freds it would still be the same both brimming with freddo bars lol | |||
"A red lipstick , 2 empty Freddo bar wrappers and an electron key for the hotel room ohhhh fred red is so my colour and two freddos mmmmmmmmm now what was the name of the hotel again lol in freds it would still be the same both brimming with freddo bars lol see I know how to treat a lady " ohhh i soooo hope its on 5th Ave lol | |||
"A red lipstick , 2 empty Freddo bar wrappers and an electron key for the hotel room ohhhh fred red is so my colour and two freddos mmmmmmmmm now what was the name of the hotel again lol in freds it would still be the same both brimming with freddo bars lol see I know how to treat a lady ohhh i soooo hope its on 5th Ave lol" Is that in Italy | |||
"A red lipstick , 2 empty Freddo bar wrappers and an electron key for the hotel room ohhhh fred red is so my colour and two freddos mmmmmmmmm now what was the name of the hotel again lol in freds it would still be the same both brimming with freddo bars lol see I know how to treat a lady ohhh i soooo hope its on 5th Ave lol Is that in Italy " Noooooooooooooo lolololol | |||
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"m phone number at least lol xx " pen and paper till i write it down lol | |||
"m phone number at least lol xx pen and paper till i write it down lol " pen and paper...there that was an easy pickpocketing... | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/10/12 07:34:59]" a Jim fixed it for me badge | |||
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"Hotel room key and breakfast menu x" Same As above hotel room key and breakfast menu | |||
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"A cadburys cream egg? How do you eat yours? Lol x" I lick it,I suck it ,I let it dribble down my chin ,.and when I feel ready I ram it right in Mmmmmm cadburys cream egg how do you eat yours Lol Now back to the question I think you'd have a little black book of dancing partners and potential meets and condoms x | |||
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"fredo,s and a ticket to who knows where " A bottle of Chardonnay in one and a corkscrew in the other lol xxx | |||
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"a toy and promo pack of latex free condoms hehe x" Lmao no I keep them in my handbag hahaha You'd have a golf ball and a street map | |||
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"a wee diamond " Headachae tablets for the morning hangover | |||
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"A toy with the batteries removed and a bus ticket xx " condoms and key for a hotel room | |||
"A toy with the batteries removed and a bus ticket xx condoms and key for a hotel room " Are Red lipstick, a train ticket to Italy and a bit pizza | |||
"A toy with the batteries removed and a bus ticket xx condoms and key for a hotel room Are Red lipstick, a train ticket to Italy and a bit pizza " train ticket ffs nooooooo way lol | |||
"A toy with the batteries removed and a bus ticket xx condoms and key for a hotel room Are Red lipstick, a train ticket to Italy and a bit pizza train ticket ffs nooooooo way lol" FFs who's pocket did i I pick then | |||
"A toy with the batteries removed and a bus ticket xx condoms and key for a hotel room Are Red lipstick, a train ticket to Italy and a bit pizza train ticket ffs nooooooo way lol FFs who's pocket did i I pick then " noooo mine lol | |||
"A toy with the batteries removed and a bus ticket xx condoms and key for a hotel room Are Red lipstick, a train ticket to Italy and a bit pizza train ticket ffs nooooooo way lol FFs who's pocket did i I pick then noooo mine lol" Aw well the ticket is for the orient express to venice so i will just go on my own then | |||
"A toy with the batteries removed and a bus ticket xx condoms and key for a hotel room Are Red lipstick, a train ticket to Italy and a bit pizza train ticket ffs nooooooo way lol FFs who's pocket did i I pick then noooo mine lol Aw well the ticket is for the orient express to venice so i will just go on my own then " pick pockets freds pocket and hops iy of to venice lol | |||
"A toy with the batteries removed and a bus ticket xx condoms and key for a hotel room Are Red lipstick, a train ticket to Italy and a bit pizza train ticket ffs nooooooo way lol FFs who's pocket did i I pick then noooo mine lol Aw well the ticket is for the orient express to venice so i will just go on my own then pick pockets freds pocket and hops iy of to venice lol " Grrrrrrrrr wheres the police when yah need them | |||
"A toy with the batteries removed and a bus ticket xx condoms and key for a hotel room Are Red lipstick, a train ticket to Italy and a bit pizza train ticket ffs nooooooo way lol FFs who's pocket did i I pick then noooo mine lol Aw well the ticket is for the orient express to venice so i will just go on my own then pick pockets freds pocket and hops iy of to venice lol Grrrrrrrrr wheres the police when yah need them " Fred did you cut holes in your pockets ya dirty bugga lol | |||
"A toy with the batteries removed and a bus ticket xx condoms and key for a hotel room Are Red lipstick, a train ticket to Italy and a bit pizza train ticket ffs nooooooo way lol FFs who's pocket did i I pick then noooo mine lol Aw well the ticket is for the orient express to venice so i will just go on my own then pick pockets freds pocket and hops iy of to venice lol Grrrrrrrrr wheres the police when yah need them Fred did you cut holes in your pockets ya dirty bugga lol " Just in case your wondering thats is not a beer bottle | |||