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By *J146 OP Woman
over a year ago
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Don’t get too excited, I’m not looking for any volunteers!
Leading from d*unken chat, is there such a service in Glasgow? An equivalent to the Gentleman’s Sauna type establishments? Or is there less requirement for it due to lack of requirement, stigma, “women can get on tap anyway” attitude? And if there is, how would ones friends look this up?  
Aware there are in London, but the travel would undo the good work on the old shoulders and calves…
(Sorry if this has been asked before, had a search of the forum and didn’t find anything) |
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"Don’t get too excited, I’m not looking for any volunteers!
Leading from d*unken chat, is there such a service in Glasgow? An equivalent to the Gentleman’s Sauna type establishments? Or is there less requirement for it due to lack of requirement, stigma, “women can get on tap anyway” attitude? And if there is, how would ones friends look this up?
Aware there are in London, but the travel would undo the good work on the old shoulders and calves…
(Sorry if this has been asked before, had a search of the forum and didn’t find anything) "
Think you might have identified a gap in the market
Might dig out my old gigolo business plan and revise it  |
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By *J146 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Don’t get too excited, I’m not looking for any volunteers!
Leading from d*unken chat, is there such a service in Glasgow? An equivalent to the Gentleman’s Sauna type establishments? Or is there less requirement for it due to lack of requirement, stigma, “women can get on tap anyway” attitude? And if there is, how would ones friends look this up?
Aware there are in London, but the travel would undo the good work on the old shoulders and calves…
(Sorry if this has been asked before, had a search of the forum and didn’t find anything)
Think you might have identified a gap in the market
Might dig out my old gigolo business plan and revise it "
I’m thinking so too lol Thorough massage and pay as easily as you do for your nails. Leave with a skip in your step and glow in your cheeks. Yup, gap needing filled there  |
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"Don’t get too excited, I’m not looking for any volunteers!
Leading from d*unken chat, is there such a service in Glasgow? An equivalent to the Gentleman’s Sauna type establishments? Or is there less requirement for it due to lack of requirement, stigma, “women can get on tap anyway” attitude? And if there is, how would ones friends look this up?
Aware there are in London, but the travel would undo the good work on the old shoulders and calves…
(Sorry if this has been asked before, had a search of the forum and didn’t find anything)
Think you might have identified a gap in the market
Might dig out my old gigolo business plan and revise it
I’m thinking so too lol Thorough massage and pay as easily as you do for your nails. Leave with a skip in your step and glow in your cheeks. Yup, gap needing filled there "
I suspect they'd offer to fill your gap as well as massage |
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By *J146 OP Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"Don’t get too excited, I’m not looking for any volunteers!
Leading from d*unken chat, is there such a service in Glasgow? An equivalent to the Gentleman’s Sauna type establishments? Or is there less requirement for it due to lack of requirement, stigma, “women can get on tap anyway” attitude? And if there is, how would ones friends look this up?
Aware there are in London, but the travel would undo the good work on the old shoulders and calves…
(Sorry if this has been asked before, had a search of the forum and didn’t find anything)
Think you might have identified a gap in the market
Might dig out my old gigolo business plan and revise it
I’m thinking so too lol Thorough massage and pay as easily as you do for your nails. Leave with a skip in your step and glow in your cheeks. Yup, gap needing filled there
I suspect they'd offer to fill your gap as well as massage "
Fill two gaps with one… erm hot stone?
Sorry, best massage/naughty analogy I could come up with  |
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"I defo do miss my holidays and a nice Turkish massage of a nice well trained masseuse, however a happy ending also mmmmm but they would have to be fit and hot lol "
I didn't realise you were into women |
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By *J146 OP Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"I defo do miss my holidays and a nice Turkish massage of a nice well trained masseuse, however a happy ending also mmmmm but they would have to be fit and hot lol
I didn't realise you were into women "
In theory it would also tap into the bi-curious market if it were a female masseuse, all pleasure with no other expectations in return has to be a good sales tactic.. |
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over a year ago
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If they're referring to themselves as a masseuse or masseur then you may be in with a shout for a ham shank or a fingering.
If you want an actual massage, then look for a massage therapist. |
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By *J146 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If they're referring to themselves as a masseuse or masseur then you may be in with a shout for a ham shank or a fingering.
If you want an actual massage, then look for a massage therapist."
If someone was greedy and wanted both? |
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"All in the context then lol
Context still isn’t bringing anything up in the search "
I absolutely love going for massages, although my head always runs wild the expectation of, will they won’t they… It is such a turn on |
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By *J146 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"All in the context then lol
Context still isn’t bringing anything up in the search
I absolutely love going for massages, although my head always runs wild the expectation of, will they won’t they… It is such a turn on "
And do they???? |
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By *J146 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Eh… no lol"
Closest I’ve got is when I was getting an amazing massage (was bloody sore though) and at one point realised she was up on the bed straddling me to get maximum pressure. Never had that before, it was..interesting  |
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over a year ago
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Yeah. It's a shame there aren't places like gay saunas in Glasgow where guys and women can meet up for nsa fun. I think there was a place a good few years ago but it didn't last. |
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"Eh… no lol
Closest I’ve got is when I was getting an amazing massage (was bloody sore though) and at one point realised she was up on the bed straddling me to get maximum pressure. Never had that before, it was..interesting "
Jeez sounds amazing… why a bed though? This suggests something more dodgy perhaps? |
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By *J146 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Eh… no lol
Closest I’ve got is when I was getting an amazing massage (was bloody sore though) and at one point realised she was up on the bed straddling me to get maximum pressure. Never had that before, it was..interesting
Jeez sounds amazing… why a bed though? This suggests something more dodgy perhaps? "
It was bigger than the normal plinth style tables, same sort of height, though. Definite legit business, she broke me and put me together better than before, swear I came out an inch taller . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any ladies who want to experience my very slow relaxing massage can always message me then don't be shy now you won't be disappointed   "
Fairly sure they will be disappointed.
Or murdered. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eh… no lol
Closest I’ve got is when I was getting an amazing massage (was bloody sore though) and at one point realised she was up on the bed straddling me to get maximum pressure. Never had that before, it was..interesting "
Was it a Thai massage? |
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By *J146 OP Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"Eh… no lol
Closest I’ve got is when I was getting an amazing massage (was bloody sore though) and at one point realised she was up on the bed straddling me to get maximum pressure. Never had that before, it was..interesting
Was it a Thai massage?"
It was, and she was amazing. Vicious, but amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eh… no lol
Closest I’ve got is when I was getting an amazing massage (was bloody sore though) and at one point realised she was up on the bed straddling me to get maximum pressure. Never had that before, it was..interesting
Was it a Thai massage?
It was, and she was amazing. Vicious, but amazing "
"Like a wee ninja on ma fucking back!" ....was how a friend described hers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any ladies who want to experience my very slow relaxing massage can always message me then don't be shy now you won't be disappointed
Fairly sure they will be disappointed.
Or murdered."
Ted Bundy was missing a trick here though. Nice bendy, relaxed muscles. Easier to get into the body bag  |
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By *J146 OP Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"Eh… no lol
Closest I’ve got is when I was getting an amazing massage (was bloody sore though) and at one point realised she was up on the bed straddling me to get maximum pressure. Never had that before, it was..interesting
Was it a Thai massage?
It was, and she was amazing. Vicious, but amazing
"Like a wee ninja on ma fucking back!" ....was how a friend described hers "
Exactly!!! Perfect description! Bet it was the same place. So worth it after though. |
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"Eh… no lol
Closest I’ve got is when I was getting an amazing massage (was bloody sore though) and at one point realised she was up on the bed straddling me to get maximum pressure. Never had that before, it was..interesting
Jeez sounds amazing… why a bed though? This suggests something more dodgy perhaps?
It was bigger than the normal plinth style tables, same sort of height, though. Definite legit business, she broke me and put me together better than before, swear I came out an inch taller . "
Ahh… I totally understand where your coming from. When you actually request and require some healing, it tends to result in sweat & tears. I’ve not had a massage since before the pandemic, do you think it’s safe to venture into the massage world again? |
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By *J146 OP Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"Eh… no lol
Closest I’ve got is when I was getting an amazing massage (was bloody sore though) and at one point realised she was up on the bed straddling me to get maximum pressure. Never had that before, it was..interesting
Jeez sounds amazing… why a bed though? This suggests something more dodgy perhaps?
It was bigger than the normal plinth style tables, same sort of height, though. Definite legit business, she broke me and put me together better than before, swear I came out an inch taller .
Ahh… I totally understand where your coming from. When you actually request and require some healing, it tends to result in sweat & tears. I’ve not had a massage since before the pandemic, do you think it’s safe to venture into the massage world again? "
I’d say so, everything is wiped down, fresh towels and linen, can keep your mask on if you wish. |
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"Eh… no lol
Closest I’ve got is when I was getting an amazing massage (was bloody sore though) and at one point realised she was up on the bed straddling me to get maximum pressure. Never had that before, it was..interesting
Was it a Thai massage?
It was, and she was amazing. Vicious, but amazing
"Like a wee ninja on ma fucking back!" ....was how a friend described hers "
Yup that's a Thai massage. Had one last week and I came out feeling as if I'd been stretched on a rack. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eh… no lol
Closest I’ve got is when I was getting an amazing massage (was bloody sore though) and at one point realised she was up on the bed straddling me to get maximum pressure. Never had that before, it was..interesting
Jeez sounds amazing… why a bed though? This suggests something more dodgy perhaps?
It was bigger than the normal plinth style tables, same sort of height, though. Definite legit business, she broke me and put me together better than before, swear I came out an inch taller .
Ahh… I totally understand where your coming from. When you actually request and require some healing, it tends to result in sweat & tears. I’ve not had a massage since before the pandemic, do you think it’s safe to venture into the massage world again? "
Definitely, all reputable places will still be adhering to Covid guidelines regarding masks & ventilation etc. And the fresh linen, cleaning between clients should have been a given pre covid. |
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"Ok, very tempted to make a booking now Who has some good recommendations? Thank you in advance X"
I don't want to recommend anywhere incase you walk in with a ragin stauner looking for it to be chugged! |
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"Ok, very tempted to make a booking now Who has some good recommendations? Thank you in advance X
I don't want to recommend anywhere incase you walk in with a ragin stauner looking for it to be chugged!"
Hahahahaha!!!
I do know how to restrain myself and show the appropriate decorum for you to feel comfortable to share with me |
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"Ok, very tempted to make a booking now Who has some good recommendations? Thank you in advance X
I don't want to recommend anywhere incase you walk in with a ragin stauner looking for it to be chugged!
Hahahahaha!!!
I do know how to restrain myself and show the appropriate decorum for you to feel comfortable to share with me "
100% legit, above board and professional. Aga & Ola, City Centre. |
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"Ok, very tempted to make a booking now Who has some good recommendations? Thank you in advance X
I don't want to recommend anywhere incase you walk in with a ragin stauner looking for it to be chugged!
Hahahahaha!!!
I do know how to restrain myself and show the appropriate decorum for you to feel comfortable to share with me
100% legit, above board and professional. Aga & Ola, City Centre."
I’m sure I’ve seen their advertisements, they do have really great feedback. Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, very tempted to make a booking now Who has some good recommendations? Thank you in advance X
I don't want to recommend anywhere incase you walk in with a ragin stauner looking for it to be chugged!
Hahahahaha!!!
I do know how to restrain myself and show the appropriate decorum for you to feel comfortable to share with me
100% legit, above board and professional. Aga & Ola, City Centre.
I’m sure I’ve seen their advertisements, they do have really great feedback. Thank you "
Heard good things. Never been myself though, my pal does mine |
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"Ok, very tempted to make a booking now Who has some good recommendations? Thank you in advance X
I don't want to recommend anywhere incase you walk in with a ragin stauner looking for it to be chugged!
Hahahahaha!!!
I do know how to restrain myself and show the appropriate decorum for you to feel comfortable to share with me
100% legit, above board and professional. Aga & Ola, City Centre.
I’m sure I’ve seen their advertisements, they do have really great feedback. Thank you
Heard good things. Never been myself though, my pal does mine "
And is your pal a bloke by any chance? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, very tempted to make a booking now Who has some good recommendations? Thank you in advance X
I don't want to recommend anywhere incase you walk in with a ragin stauner looking for it to be chugged!
Hahahahaha!!!
I do know how to restrain myself and show the appropriate decorum for you to feel comfortable to share with me
100% legit, above board and professional. Aga & Ola, City Centre.
I’m sure I’ve seen their advertisements, they do have really great feedback. Thank you
Heard good things. Never been myself though, my pal does mine
And is your pal a bloke by any chance? Lol"
Nope! Can't totally relax with a guy in that situation to be perfectly honest though I'm sure there are just as many professional male therapists out there. Just prefer a woman. |
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"Ok, very tempted to make a booking now Who has some good recommendations? Thank you in advance X
I don't want to recommend anywhere incase you walk in with a ragin stauner looking for it to be chugged!
Hahahahaha!!!
I do know how to restrain myself and show the appropriate decorum for you to feel comfortable to share with me
100% legit, above board and professional. Aga & Ola, City Centre.
I’m sure I’ve seen their advertisements, they do have really great feedback. Thank you
Heard good things. Never been myself though, my pal does mine
And is your pal a bloke by any chance? Lol
Nope! Can't totally relax with a guy in that situation to be perfectly honest though I'm sure there are just as many professional male therapists out there. Just prefer a woman."
I’m the exact same |
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"I defo do miss my holidays and a nice Turkish massage of a nice well trained masseuse, however a happy ending also mmmmm but they would have to be fit and hot lol
I didn't realise you were into women "
Nope I’ve always had male masseuse when I’ve been to the Turkish baths |
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"I defo do miss my holidays and a nice Turkish massage of a nice well trained masseuse, however a happy ending also mmmmm but they would have to be fit and hot lol
I didn't realise you were into women
Nope I’ve always had male masseuse when I’ve been to the Turkish baths "
That would be a masseur |
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"I defo do miss my holidays and a nice Turkish massage of a nice well trained masseuse, however a happy ending also mmmmm but they would have to be fit and hot lol
I didn't realise you were into women
Nope I’ve always had male masseuse when I’ve been to the Turkish baths
That would be a masseur "
I know but I’m not pedantic about that sort of shit tbh if I wanted to be politically correct I’d say massage therapist |
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"I defo do miss my holidays and a nice Turkish massage of a nice well trained masseuse, however a happy ending also mmmmm but they would have to be fit and hot lol
I didn't realise you were into women
Nope I’ve always had male masseuse when I’ve been to the Turkish baths
That would be a masseur
I know but I’m not pedantic about that sort of shit tbh if I wanted to be politically correct I’d say massage therapist "
It's not even about being pc to be honest. I know from friends who work in this field that they hate being referred to as a masseuse because of the connotations of offering a rub and tug. The comments on any massage thread on here demonstrate that perfectly. More than a little annoying if you put yourself through years of expensive training only for some old sweaty guy to turn up expecting a wank because someone said you were a great "masseuse". |
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"Don’t get too excited, I’m not looking for any volunteers!
Leading from d*unken chat, is there such a service in Glasgow? An equivalent to the Gentleman’s Sauna type establishments? Or is there less requirement for it due to lack of requirement, stigma, “women can get on tap anyway” attitude? And if there is, how would ones friends look this up?
Aware there are in London, but the travel would undo the good work on the old shoulders and calves…
(Sorry if this has been asked before, had a search of the forum and didn’t find anything) "
Try AdultWork, might find the service offered there |
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"Don’t get too excited, I’m not looking for any volunteers!
Leading from d*unken chat, is there such a service in Glasgow? An equivalent to the Gentleman’s Sauna type establishments? Or is there less requirement for it due to lack of requirement, stigma, “women can get on tap anyway” attitude? And if there is, how would ones friends look this up?
Aware there are in London, but the travel would undo the good work on the old shoulders and calves…
(Sorry if this has been asked before, had a search of the forum and didn’t find anything)
Try AdultWork, might find the service offered there"
Surely Fab is the place to enable these sort of fantasy’s to become a reality? |
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By *J146 OP Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"Don’t get too excited, I’m not looking for any volunteers!
Leading from d*unken chat, is there such a service in Glasgow? An equivalent to the Gentleman’s Sauna type establishments? Or is there less requirement for it due to lack of requirement, stigma, “women can get on tap anyway” attitude? And if there is, how would ones friends look this up?
Aware there are in London, but the travel would undo the good work on the old shoulders and calves…
(Sorry if this has been asked before, had a search of the forum and didn’t find anything)
Try AdultWork, might find the service offered there
Surely Fab is the place to enable these sort of fantasy’s to become a reality? "
In theory yes, but my main interest was whether a service like this would be offered on par with the male equivalent. A transaction no more complicated than getting your nails done, for instance. |
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"Don’t get too excited, I’m not looking for any volunteers!
Leading from d*unken chat, is there such a service in Glasgow? An equivalent to the Gentleman’s Sauna type establishments? Or is there less requirement for it due to lack of requirement, stigma, “women can get on tap anyway” attitude? And if there is, how would ones friends look this up?
Aware there are in London, but the travel would undo the good work on the old shoulders and calves…
(Sorry if this has been asked before, had a search of the forum and didn’t find anything)
Try AdultWork, might find the service offered there
Surely Fab is the place to enable these sort of fantasy’s to become a reality?
In theory yes, but my main interest was whether a service like this would be offered on par with the male equivalent. A transaction no more complicated than getting your nails done, for instance. "
Just a wee bit of extracurricular research activity? lol |
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By *J146 OP Woman
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"Don’t get too excited, I’m not looking for any volunteers!
Leading from d*unken chat, is there such a service in Glasgow? An equivalent to the Gentleman’s Sauna type establishments? Or is there less requirement for it due to lack of requirement, stigma, “women can get on tap anyway” attitude? And if there is, how would ones friends look this up?
Aware there are in London, but the travel would undo the good work on the old shoulders and calves…
(Sorry if this has been asked before, had a search of the forum and didn’t find anything)
Try AdultWork, might find the service offered there
Surely Fab is the place to enable these sort of fantasy’s to become a reality?
In theory yes, but my main interest was whether a service like this would be offered on par with the male equivalent. A transaction no more complicated than getting your nails done, for instance.
Just a wee bit of extracurricular research activity? lol "
Indeed |
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