Chat up line

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just heard a wee guy say to a lassie at the chemist can I get your number or your mum's cause either way you'll be calling me daddy

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear lord… why don’t we have a facepalmemoji ffs

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you work at chicken factory... I hear your good at raising cocks

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I heard there is a clothes sale tonight.... 100% off these old ones are fun

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear lord… why don’t we have a facepalmemoji ffs

I was thinking of trying it out would it no work

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You can't use hers 20p phone your dad and tell him your no coming home tonight

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear lord… why don’t we have a facepalmemoji ffs

I was thinking of trying it out would it no work

Maybe it does, what do I know

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

what about I have lost my number can I get yours