Stoat about the Stornoway ferry terminal with a pineapple (tinned is fine if the co-op are out of fresh) in yer left hand and a piece of pampas grass tucked behind your ear until somebody winks at ye.
Approach cautiously and offer them a single sausage fae Cameron"s (you wink back at this point)
Top tip, if they dont say aye first time, offer to throw in a pickle, yer welcome. |
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