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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?
Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?
The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?
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"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?
Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?
The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?
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The silence is deafening lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?
Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?
The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?
The silence is deafening lol "
Yep.
Dunno why the fuck I bother sometimes.
Should do "Who is the biggest cock?" as suggested . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!!  xx"
I’ll just get locals complaining again if I did that   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx
I’ll just get locals complaining again if I did that "
Decent entry there  |
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"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?
Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?
The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?
The silence is deafening lol
Yep.
Dunno why the fuck I bother sometimes.
Should do "Who is the biggest cock?" as suggested ."
Too many candidates for that one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"miss milf mans have got a big powerfull member he can get in all into her tight jinnet "
Miss Milf? My 2nd cousin twice removed. Never pumped her man so can't comment on his schlong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx
I’ll just get locals complaining again if I did that
Decent entry there "
I’ll give you a decent entry
I’m sorry, I don’t know what came over me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx
I’ll just get locals complaining again if I did that
Decent entry there
I’ll give you a decent entry
I’m sorry, I don’t know what came over me "
I set that one up for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx
I’ll just get locals complaining again if I did that
Decent entry there
I’ll give you a decent entry
I’m sorry, I don’t know what came over me
I set that one up for you "
If only |
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"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?
Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?
The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?
The silence is deafening lol
Yep.
Dunno why the fuck I bother sometimes.
Should do "Who is the biggest cock?" as suggested ."
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"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx
I’ll just get locals complaining again if I did that
Decent entry there "
Anaconda playing in my head 
Better put a sleeve on that first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't say mines is the best as that's up to you judges out there but I nominate my hot beef injection....why? Why not. Might as well get the ball rolling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?
Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?
The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?
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The Barman in Still Game |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx
Done, just for today x"
I like his angry look in your 12th of April pic ..Very "this boabie means business!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After taking 124 pictures, from more angles than the Zapruder film , I finally got one thats not awful for you all to take a gander at "
Yep.
I can confirm, it is a penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"miss milf mans have got a big powerfull member he can get in all into her tight jinnet
Miss Milf? My 2nd cousin twice removed. Never pumped her man so can't comment on his schlong."
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By *tew008Man
over a year ago
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"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?
Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?
The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?
The Barman in Still Game "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tadger Tuesday, I will get the ball rolling!
Grower much ? "
Not a show’er or a grower but can only fuck with the cock you got, and learn to breathe through your ears. |
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"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?
Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?
The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?
The silence is deafening lol
Yep.
Dunno why the fuck I bother sometimes.
Should do "Who is the biggest cock?" as suggested ."
I could say, but id only get grassed off for another ban  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d happily include myself in this but to be honest mine is very like a wotsit, no doubt tastes the same too
It’s not that cheesy! "
Well in all fairness it did get a hellova rinsing on that occasion |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’d happily include myself in this but to be honest mine is very like a wotsit, no doubt tastes the same too
It’s not that cheesy!
Well in all fairness it did get a hellova rinsing on that occasion "
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Is there room for a thirsty wee wan
Yours would win the most talented "
If you’re doing categories can I enter for “Best Dressed”?
No way am I getting mine out in this company. Just get a bashing  |
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"Tadger Tuesday, I will get the ball rolling!
Grower much ?
Not a show’er or a grower but can only fuck with the cock you got, and learn to breathe through your ears. "
Fair play to you for joining in!xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please note, private entries directly into ma box will not be judged.
Do you mean your mail box?  "
I think he's hoping to gain access to one by slipping into the other.
Don't you worry, auld Muffer knows all the tricks! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there room for a thirsty wee wan
Yours would win the most talented
Well at least my O level in Art hasnt been wasted."
Can you paint with him too? My hall is needing a quick lick of paint. |
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"Is there room for a thirsty wee wan
Yours would win the most talented
Well at least my O level in Art hasnt been wasted.
Can you paint with him too? My hall is needing a quick lick of paint. "
Ah wid stick to using a roller, gotta be easier to clean afterwards |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
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"Is there room for a thirsty wee wan
Yours would win the most talented
Well at least my O level in Art hasnt been wasted.
Can you paint with him too? My hall is needing a quick lick of paint. "
There was a time I could have sprayed your walls.
Now ....as long as its 1 coat and Im not timed in the job |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?
Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?
The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?
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You're hilarious! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?
Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?
The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?
I'm a grower and I admit I don't have the biggest in here but like to think I know how to use it
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"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx
Done just for today... I quite like his
K
Rumour is on a club night it smells of babybelle "
Hahahaha there is some truth to that
K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walloper Wednesday. Keep your cocks out another day!!
Mine are still there you’ll just need to bypass my wiggle Wednesday "
Your wiggle Wednesday is a winner!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walloper Wednesday. Keep your cocks out another day!!
Mine are still there you’ll just need to bypass my wiggle Wednesday
Your wiggle Wednesday is a winner!! "
Awww shucks  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Walloper Wednesday. Keep your cocks out another day!! "
This one is boabie daft lads.
It'll be Trouser Snake Thursday, Firehose Friday and Salami Saturday if she has her way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Walloper Wednesday. Keep your cocks out another day!!
This one is boabie daft lads.
It'll be Trouser Snake Thursday, Firehose Friday and Salami Saturday if she has her way "
Haha. Can’t wait. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wednesday Whang.
Happy Whang!
What other W goes with Wednesday Whang! "
Could have been Weegie Wednesday but that would be discriminatory against all those other fine boabies out there |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Wednesday Whang.
Happy Whang!
What other W goes with Wednesday Whang!
Could have been Weegie Wednesday but that would be discriminatory against all those other fine boabies out there "
I'd have a look for a fine boabie but I might get a complex. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wednesday Whang.
Happy Whang!
What other W goes with Wednesday Whang!
Whack a mole Wednesday, that sounds extreme though "
That makes me think of some bizarre sc@t related game where you're whacking the wee jobbie's heid the second it pops out.
Think I overdosed on the meds again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wednesday Whang.
Happy Whang!
What other W goes with Wednesday Whang!
Whack a mole Wednesday, that sounds extreme though
That makes me think of some bizarre sc@t related game where you're whacking the wee jobbie's heid the second it pops out.
Think I overdosed on the meds again."
Oh no I meant more like my video |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wednesday Whang.
Happy Whang!
What other W goes with Wednesday Whang!
Whack a mole Wednesday, that sounds extreme though
That makes me think of some bizarre sc@t related game where you're whacking the wee jobbie's heid the second it pops out.
Think I overdosed on the meds again.
Oh no I meant more like my video "
Aha. Got ye! |
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"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?
Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?
The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?
The silence is deafening lol
Yep.
Dunno why the fuck I bother sometimes.
Should do "Who is the biggest cock?" as suggested .
FUGY "
oi!!!! i've feelings ye know!!
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"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?
Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?
The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?
The silence is deafening lol
Yep.
Dunno why the fuck I bother sometimes.
Should do "Who is the biggest cock?" as suggested .
FUGY
oi!!!! i've feelings ye know!!
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Lol you know I love you long time xx |
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"An anaconda or a more compact pork sword?
Does a veiny truncheon make you weak at the knees or do you prefer your trouser snake as smooth as marble?
The meat puppet, the pink oboe,the custard slinger,the heat seeking moisture missile.....Who has the bestest boabie in the Scottish Forum?
A bit late but can i join in ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So who's got the best so far then ladies?
Everyone’s a winner!! There is however no prize!!
I shall add it to my CV, none the less
Yes you should!!
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"So Mr (redacted), I see here you have vast experience in the (redacted) field, enjoy watersports and you even have an intermediate 2 in home economics. However the fab best boabie award is what swung it for us. Congratulations, you start on the fries section on monday!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So who's got the best so far then ladies?
Everyone’s a winner!! There is however no prize!! "
No prize I was hoping for something to brighten my day too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll make mine public for a bit of a laugh..
A classic boabie
Cheers muff it likes to pop up when your on "
I thought I saw him winking at me actually |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think everyone should put there Willy up as their profile pic for one day!! Tadger Tuesday!! xx
You only get to see mine in person "
Devastating news. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats next, best fab fanny
That’d be me. Top tier Fanny here
See you....you want to win everything!
I’m competitive I can’t lie "
Well if you're a fanny its best to be the best fanny you can be
Thats always been my motto anyway. |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Whats next, best fab fanny
That’d be me. Top tier Fanny here
See you....you want to win everything!
I’m competitive I can’t lie
Well if you're a fanny its best to be the best fanny you can be
Thats always been my motto anyway."
I’m still waiting on the verdict on the best dressed boabie. I am competitive too but I draw a line in the sand (not with my cock I hasten). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whats next, best fab fanny
That’d be me. Top tier Fanny here
See you....you want to win everything!
I’m competitive I can’t lie
Well if you're a fanny its best to be the best fanny you can be
Thats always been my motto anyway.
I’m still waiting on the verdict on the best dressed boabie. I am competitive too but I draw a line in the sand (not with my cock I hasten). "
You get bestest dressed Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whats next, best fab fanny
That’d be me. Top tier Fanny here
See you....you want to win everything!
I’m competitive I can’t lie
Well if you're a fanny its best to be the best fanny you can be
Thats always been my motto anyway.
I’m still waiting on the verdict on the best dressed boabie. I am competitive too but I draw a line in the sand (not with my cock I hasten).
You get bestest dressed Mr "
Ooh can I win that one too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Whats next, best fab fanny
That’d be me. Top tier Fanny here
See you....you want to win everything!
I’m competitive I can’t lie
Well if you're a fanny its best to be the best fanny you can be
Thats always been my motto anyway.
I’m still waiting on the verdict on the best dressed boabie. I am competitive too but I draw a line in the sand (not with my cock I hasten).
You get bestest dressed Mr
Ooh can I win that one too "
Yours is most demanding! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whats next, best fab fanny
That’d be me. Top tier Fanny here
See you....you want to win everything!
I’m competitive I can’t lie
Well if you're a fanny its best to be the best fanny you can be
Thats always been my motto anyway.
I’m still waiting on the verdict on the best dressed boabie. I am competitive too but I draw a line in the sand (not with my cock I hasten).
You get bestest dressed Mr
Ooh can I win that one too
Yours is most demanding! "
Another award!! I’d like to thank ummm, myself. If it wasn’t for me I wouldn’t be me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me "
If it's fresh air that grows it to that size, Mr is getting hung out on the line with my drawers as we speak! |
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"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me
If it's fresh air that grows it to that size, Mr is getting hung out on the line with my drawers as we speak!"
Haha maybe it’s what’s in the Scottish water. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me
Christ on a cross, you sure you're not a black guy in disguise!? "
You could nail JC to that actually. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me
Christ on a cross, you sure you're not a black guy in disguise!?
You could nail JC to that actually."
And still have room left over! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me
Christ on a cross, you sure you're not a black guy in disguise!?
You could nail JC to that actually.
And still have room left over!"
.....for the disciples |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me "
Fucking hell mate hahaha
Please tell me when soft it looks like a wotsit wearing a helmet, that would be fucking brilliant, 1" soft to big enough to fuck both ends at the same time
Imagine the face seeing that transformation. |
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"It’s always good to let him out for fresh air. Dose not matter the day for me
Fucking hell mate hahaha
Please tell me when soft it looks like a wotsit wearing a helmet, that would be fucking brilliant, 1" soft to big enough to fuck both ends at the same time
Imagine the face seeing that transformation."
That would be good but unfortunately not my boxers have to tackle 6 inch soft and try and keep it secure haha |
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