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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Award winning actors performing award winning pretend slaps got me thinking.

What fab related things would get you out your seat to administer a slap? This applies to faces and to bottoms

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I wouldn't mind a mild soap if I didn't give a good maid service .

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By *assy LassieWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Men moaning they can't get replies to messages nevermind a meet. Slap

It really isn't attractive and reeks of woe is me..stop feeling sorry for yourselves and change your approach

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By *eamworkboyMan  over a year ago

Irvine

Any middle aged man using the word yummy on here needs a slap

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By *hekaiserMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Any middle aged man using the word yummy on here needs a slap "

This, the use of "hehehe" and the use of "lol".....both require the user if such terns to be bitch slapped

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By *estless nativeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"I wouldn't mind a mild soap if I didn't give a good maid service . "

Tears before bath time if the service is bad

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By *estless nativeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow

I have a few, but profiles with "teen" in the name but they are in their 20's

Learn how numbers work please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Award winning actors performing award winning pretend slaps got me thinking.

What fab related things would get you out your seat to administer a slap? This applies to faces and to bottoms "

From a distance it does look fake, close up stills of Chris rocks face tells another story, nobody's that good an actor, I might be wrong though.

As for slaps any middle aged man thats looking for 18-99 females. Either it's laziness on their profile or very wrong in so many ways in my opinion.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I wouldn't mind a mild slap if I didn't give a good maid service . "

Bloody autocarrot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men saying they like to "push boundaries" with women.

That just sounds like the old chestnut "oops, silly me...wrang hole....whit am a like?!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Any middle aged man using the word yummy on here needs a slap "

Aha!! Yes!! The use of ‘mmmmm’ gives me the pure heebiejeebies, that’s also slappable!

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By *eamworkboyMan  over a year ago

Irvine


"Men saying they like to "push boundaries" with women.

That just sounds like the old chestnut "oops, silly me...wrang hole....whit am a like?!""

That's designed to make them appear 'exciting'

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By *eamworkboyMan  over a year ago

Irvine


"Any middle aged man using the word yummy on here needs a slap

Aha!! Yes!! The use of ‘mmmmm’ gives me the pure heebiejeebies, that’s also slappable!"

Any f@@@@r saying they have a juicy cock needs more than a slap.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Any middle aged man using the word yummy on here needs a slap "

Yummy! Lol

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By *allerthanaverage79Man  over a year ago

Ayrshire

Hehe lol mmmm yummy!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Women wanting their boobs suckled (cringe) suckling is for babies & breast feeding …Slap

The high & mighties who think they can tell others who should & shouldn’t be on fab … slap

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The female and couple profiles that state you are blocked if you send photos of your dick…then within the first 2 messages ask for a photo of the dick

Slap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men saying they like to "push boundaries" with women.

That just sounds like the old chestnut "oops, silly me...wrang hole....whit am a like?!"

That's designed to make them appear 'exciting' "

Just makes my "FUD" alarm go off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guys who brown nose the females on here in the hope they'll get laid..

Slap followed by a punch ??

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By *eamworkboyMan  over a year ago

Irvine


"Guys who brown nose the females on here in the hope they'll get laid..

Slap followed by a punch ?? "

Oh no no no a slap followed by a kicking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who use cut and paste messages that don't at all relate to your profile.

"Your pictures are beautiful and from reading your profile it seems we are looking for similar things"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grown men using the word .naughty.

Makes my skin crawl

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By *eamworkboyMan  over a year ago

Irvine


"Grown men using the word .naughty.

Makes my skin crawl

"

And the same men talking about panties ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guys who brown nose the females on here in the hope they'll get laid..

Slap followed by a punch ?? "

This has gotta to be the biggest slap reason so far for me.

Slap all day long .

Single guys claiming other abusive single guys spoil it for us nice single guys.

Slap

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By *estless nativeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Men saying they like to "push boundaries" with women.

That just sounds like the old chestnut "oops, silly me...wrang hole....whit am a like?!"

That's designed to make them appear 'exciting'

Just makes my "FUD" alarm go off."

Fud alarm

Im picturing a hood piercing with a bell attached.

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By *ruetothisMan  over a year ago

UK

If someone is consistently juicy I’d say they should seek medical advice

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By *ruetothisMan  over a year ago

UK

Saying if you don’t have a photos you’ll be blocked…whilst not having even one tame pic / profile pic. Want my bank deets too?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Arseholes being abusive towards my partner, but to be fair it would be her doing the slapping

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Adults using the word panties deserve a slap.

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By *estless nativeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Adults using the word panties deserve a slap."

Tbf its better than skivvies, keks or shit slings

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By *ilveryFoxMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"I wouldn't mind a mild slap if I didn't give a good maid service .

Bloody autocarrot "

Now that was funny

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By *ilveryFoxMan  over a year ago

Midlothian

People with self entitlement need a fucking slap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmm seemed sort of real to me.

Mmmm..

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By *estless nativeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Mmmm seemed sort of real to me.

Mmmm.."

I see what you did there

Naughty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha I can't help myself!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People with self entitlement need a fucking slap "

No they need high 5d in the face with a chair

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By *ane DTV/TS  over a year ago

London - till 25th

Anyone who puts a football ref in their profile name.

Grow up...

Slap! Flog, Paddle or some other implement of correction from my bag of tricks.

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By *ainbowBrite57Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Anyone who says they’ll ‘ruin’ me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The ‘goodbye all my time here is over im not getting meets’ posts on the forum. Just leave quietly….but have a slap first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The ‘goodbye all my time here is over im not getting meets’ posts on the forum. Just leave quietly….but have a slap first "

Worse when they come back 3 days later claiming they couldn't stay away

Bigger slap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who message saying "you're beautiful" without ever seeing my face.

People who call you slut/whore/etc in an opening message.

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By *tew008Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Anyone who says they’ll ‘ruin’ me "

I’ll give you some bad financial advise

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" People who call you slut/whore/etc in an opening message. "

I’ve not had this however oddly, I want it now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"You look good for your age".

Fuck off ya wee dick (slap).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The whole “daddy” thing, Anyone involved in this sort of carry on needs a slap, I mean even if your Da was hot as fuck, It’s still yer Da!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


""You look good for your age".

Fuck off ya wee dick (slap)."

That’s a slap for a slap isn’t it

Horrible wee bastards. I got it recently, “mate you’re like 40 go away”

I think youl find im 38, slap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""You look good for your age".

Fuck off ya wee dick (slap).

That’s a slap for a slap isn’t it

Horrible wee bastards. I got it recently, “mate you’re like 40 go away”

I think youl find im 38, slap "

Ironic thing is I'll be 48 in 4 months! Cocked up the age bit when the profile got set up!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


""You look good for your age".

Fuck off ya wee dick (slap)."

I get this all the time lol

Or do you fancy a toy boy and you look at their profile and they are like two years younger than you lol

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By *estless nativeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow

Profiles that say "here to see what the fuss is about"

Am I missing these conversations where folk are making a fuss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""You look good for your age".

Fuck off ya wee dick (slap).

That’s a slap for a slap isn’t it

Horrible wee bastards. I got it recently, “mate you’re like 40 go away”

I think youl find im 38, slap

Ironic thing is I'll be 48 in 4 months! Cocked up the age bit when the profile got set up!"

Wow you look good for your age muff

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS  over a year ago

Perth

Bigots, racists and phobic people.

Deserve more than a slap

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bigots, racists and phobic people.

Deserve more than a slap"

This is a comment for the ‘who needs shot’ thread

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