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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Off out this weekend and hoping to pull! Wondering what the best chat up lines you guys have heard are that are a great icebreaker!
One ive made up..dont judge..lol..is
Hi..is your name Tiffany? Just because i think ill be having breakfast at yours tomorrow..?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A guy once said to me if you can guess what I’ve got in my hand you can have it … I replied if it only fits in one hand you can keep it   "
Haha...thats a belter..love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Girl I used to know had a friend and apparently his technique was to approach a girl and ask “Is your Da in the jail?”
To which the confused damsel would invariably reply “No, why?”
And the lothario would say “because if I was yer Da I’d be in the jail!”
She said it actually worked a few times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not heard any good one but had once I told a guy I had a Dutch middle name, he said "my second name is Holland if you want more Dutch in you"
I laughed a lot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not heard any good one but had once I told a guy I had a Dutch middle name, he said "my second name is Holland if you want more Dutch in you"
I laughed a lot.
Ee damn cheesy .  "
Haha! |
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"Not heard any good one but had once I told a guy I had a Dutch middle name, he said "my second name is Holland if you want more Dutch in you"
I laughed a lot.
Ee damn cheesy . "
Goudya work that out?
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"Get your coat, here's ten pence, phone your mother and tell you're not coming home. You've pulled 
Can tell that an auld one takes more than ten pence to phone from a phone box nowadays .  "
Good luck even finding a phone box nowadays! |
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"Get your coat, here's ten pence, phone your mother and tell you're not coming home. You've pulled
Can tell that an auld one takes more than ten pence to phone from a phone box nowadays .
Good luck even finding a phone box nowadays!"
Last time I tried that it was 1998!  |
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The best (and worst) one I've had was... "How much does a polar bear weigh? Dunno, but it's enough to break the ice."
One of those ones it has you groaning because it was so bad, but laughing at the same time lol xx |
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"The best (and worst) one I've had was... "How much does a polar bear weigh? Dunno, but it's enough to break the ice."
One of those ones it has you groaning because it was so bad, but laughing at the same time lol xx"
That's actually quite funny x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Me :Here I am ( with confidence)
Target female : Sry ?
Here I am, ( with a bit of frustration )
Sry I don't have a clue what your on about.
Here I am , what was your other 2 wishes.
Shit chat up line but always ends up with a laugh and an ice breaker. |
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"Me :Here I am ( with confidence)
Target female : Sry ?
Here I am, ( with a bit of frustration )
Target female: points with confidence to the other end of the room... THERE YOU GO
Shit chat up line always ends UP GETTING PATCHED"
FTFY |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me :Here I am ( with confidence)
Target female : Sry ?
Here I am, ( with a bit of frustration )
Target female: points with confidence to the other end of the room... THERE YOU GO
Shit chat up line always ends UP GETTING PATCHED
FTFY "
Haha,
In Al honesty it's not a pick up line but just fun.
I remember stopped at traffic lights one morning going to work and a woman around her late fifties was in the next car over . I gestured to put her window down which she did .
I said the above with the woman going to script above also, she burst out laughing and said ohh that's made my day and went our separate ways. Yes its shit but it definitely brought a smile to a random stranger that day. |
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Hold up a pound coin & say to her "I bet you a pound I could squeeze your tits without you feeling it"?
Reply is usually "Bet you can't" or "No you couldnt".
Squeeze her tits & hand her the pound & say "Best pound I ever spent" |
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