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over a year ago
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Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?
One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?
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"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?
One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?
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Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag |
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"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?
One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?
Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag "
I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag either |
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"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?
One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?
Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag
I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag either"
pmsl forgot what it was again lol  |
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"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?
One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?
Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag
I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag eitherpmsl forgot what it was again lol "
It was a simple "wanna fuck" I think :p |
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"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?
One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?
Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag
I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag eitherpmsl forgot what it was again lol
It was a simple "wanna fuck" I think :p"
lmao make me spit my vino out there ohhhhh yes i remember lol xxx  |
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"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?
One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?
Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag
I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag eitherpmsl forgot what it was again lol
It was a simple "wanna fuck" I think :plmao make me spit my vino out there ohhhhh yes i remember lol xxx "
I love that every time I do that you're drinking something. I wonder what you'll spit out next time :p hehe |
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"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?
One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?
Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag
I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag eitherpmsl forgot what it was again lol
It was a simple "wanna fuck" I think :plmao make me spit my vino out there ohhhhh yes i remember lol xxx
I love that every time I do that you're drinking something. I wonder what you'll spit out next time :p hehe"
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"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?
One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?
Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag
I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag eitherpmsl forgot what it was again lol
It was a simple "wanna fuck" I think :plmao make me spit my vino out there ohhhhh yes i remember lol xxx
I love that every time I do that you're drinking something. I wonder what you'll spit out next time :p hehe "
I have a suggestion....;) |
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"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?
One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?
Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag
I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag eitherpmsl forgot what it was again lol
It was a simple "wanna fuck" I think :plmao make me spit my vino out there ohhhhh yes i remember lol xxx
I love that every time I do that you're drinking something. I wonder what you'll spit out next time :p hehe
I have a suggestion....;)"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anybody ever used, or ever had used on u, a cheesy chat up line?
One of my personal favorites is standing at the bar next to a potential rejection, picking up an ice cube, smashing it down next to her, then saying the immortal line........ wait for it...... now that we've broken the ice, wanna dance?
Guy once mailed me and said fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ?... we hadnt of course and he sill didnt get a shag
I used a classy one liner on you that made you spit your tea if I remember right. :D I didn't get a shag eitherpmsl forgot what it was again lol
It was a simple "wanna fuck" I think :plmao make me spit my vino out there ohhhhh yes i remember lol xxx "
lol, i like the vino referance,,,
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By (user no longer on site)
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Friend once got asked to go dancing naked in a forest..her reply was where's the nearest forest?
Don't think this is a chat up line persae as I was already mid shag with the guy, but he actually stopped and started playing the clarinet butt naked.... |
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