So, today I was in getting a cover up tattoo done. A guy came out, obviously his tattoo was finished and he paid and off he went. The guy who done his tattoo, is the same guy who does mine....anyway, he asked if I minded if he went for a quick ciggie before we started "I need it after doing that tattoo" he said. Once he came back, I couldn't help but ask what the guy had done... turns out he got his cock tattooed..............
He got a measuring tape tattooed on his dick!!!
Has anyone else had this done or know anyone? What's the strangest tattoo you have ever seen?
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"So, today I was in getting a cover up tattoo done. A guy came out, obviously his tattoo was finished and he paid and off he went. The guy who done his tattoo, is the same guy who does mine....anyway, he asked if I minded if he went for a quick ciggie before we started "I need it after doing that tattoo" he said. Once he came back, I couldn't help but ask what the guy had done... turns out he got his cock tattooed..............
He got a measuring tape tattooed on his dick!!!
Has anyone else had this done or know anyone? What's the strangest tattoo you have ever seen?
Wife "
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"I want to know how far the tape went?? "
I did ask, but he wouldn't tell me.... I even said "if I count will you say stop" he wasn't for having it haha...in all honesty I had soooo many questions! Did it need to be hard? (Apparently not) he told me he has tattooed a few dicks over the years...but that one was his most awkward  |
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"I want to know how far the tape went??
I did ask, but he wouldn't tell me.... I even said "if I count will you say stop" he wasn't for having it haha...in all honesty I had soooo many questions! Did it need to be hard? (Apparently not) he told me he has tattooed a few dicks over the years...but that one was his most awkward "
Wonder why it was akward, so many questions haha  |
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"I’ve got a family member with what we all think is his wife’s severed head lol sounds awful I know!!…lol
it’s just one of the 100’s they have lol 
(F) "
hahaha was she alive or dead for that tribute? |
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By *bcums3Couple
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"I’ve got a family member with what we all think is his wife’s severed head lol sounds awful I know!!…lol
it’s just one of the 100’s they have lol
(F) hahaha was she alive or dead for that tribute? "
Very much alive, had to look at it for 20 years  |
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stories shared from my tattoo artist friends, they've tattooed a pussy on someone, I mean, we've seen worse right? It was at the top of the back of his neck, it was a pic of his wife's pussy after he fucked her and filled her.....
I've also seen someone with a dragon tattooed down there cock, the neck was the shaft, head was....the head haha.
Aaaaand the worse I've seen (from a pic my friend showed me) a sex worker got a anime girl tattooed round her pussy so whenever someone fucked her, it looked like you were fucking a very young anime girl as well ..... Boke! |
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I love those brave and humorous ones people get to embellish a scar etc. My favourite being someone who had a tattoo of a wee sign saying “Gone to market” above his amputated big toe. |
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Wonder if this tattoo artist is the same guy who tattooed Mr's cock. Not a tape measure for him but the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his boabie......twice. |
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"Wonder if this tattoo artist is the same guy who tattooed Mr's cock. Not a tape measure for him but the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his boabie......twice. "
Length or girth |
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"Wonder if this tattoo artist is the same guy who tattooed Mr's cock. Not a tape measure for him but the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his boabie......twice.
Length or girth "
Both |
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"Wonder if this tattoo artist is the same guy who tattooed Mr's cock. Not a tape measure for him but the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his boabie......twice.
Length or girth
Both "
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"Wonder if this tattoo artist is the same guy who tattooed Mr's cock. Not a tape measure for him but the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his boabie......twice.
Length or girth
Both
Impressive "
I've thought about getting a sky remote done on mine  |
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"Wonder if this tattoo artist is the same guy who tattooed Mr's cock. Not a tape measure for him but the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his boabie......twice.
Length or girth
Both
Impressive
I've thought about getting a sky remote done on mine "
Hahaha brilliant!!! If you do we need photos!!!  |
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"Wonder if this tattoo artist is the same guy who tattooed Mr's cock. Not a tape measure for him but the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" tattooed on his boabie......twice.
Length or girth
Both
Impressive
I've thought about getting a sky remote done on mine
Hahaha brilliant!!! If you do we need photos!!! "
Oh aye lol
Top half done on one side and the bottom half done on the other side
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"I want to know how far the tape went??
I did ask, but he wouldn't tell me.... I even said "if I count will you say stop" he wasn't for having it haha...in all honesty I had soooo many questions! Did it need to be hard? (Apparently not) he told me he has tattooed a few dicks over the years...but that one was his most awkward "
So....I'm possibly giving this way too much thought, but, if it was tattooed while flaccid then won't the measurements change when erect? Will a cm become an inch?
So many questions
K |
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"I want to know how far the tape went??
I did ask, but he wouldn't tell me.... I even said "if I count will you say stop" he wasn't for having it haha...in all honesty I had soooo many questions! Did it need to be hard? (Apparently not) he told me he has tattooed a few dicks over the years...but that one was his most awkward
So....I'm possibly giving this way too much thought, but, if it was tattooed while flaccid then won't the measurements change when erect? Will a cm become an inch?
So many questions
K"
This was my first thought!! He hasn't thought it through! If it's been tattooed when flaccid, then when he gets hard, it's not going to be a proper measurement!!xx |
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"I want to know how far the tape went??
I did ask, but he wouldn't tell me.... I even said "if I count will you say stop" he wasn't for having it haha...in all honesty I had soooo many questions! Did it need to be hard? (Apparently not) he told me he has tattooed a few dicks over the years...but that one was his most awkward
So....I'm possibly giving this way too much thought, but, if it was tattooed while flaccid then won't the measurements change when erect? Will a cm become an inch?
So many questions
K"
This was my thought... so was it measured in accurate measurements with hardness for the stencil?  |
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I got a tattoo of my friends face on my arse when on holiday and he couldnt make the holiday now we dont speak and its still their haha ive jst kept it there as reminds me hes an arse im sure few of you would have seen it on me when at cjs lol |
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