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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How important is the steak?
I've never cooked one, I don't know anything about cuts of meat, I don't know what constitutes rare or well done etc.
I give a decent BJ though.
So men, which is the better skill to have? BJ or chef?
Ladies where do your talents lie?
And can anyone give tips to improve either? |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"How important is the steak?
I've never cooked one, I don't know anything about cuts of meat, I don't know what constitutes rare or well done etc.
I give a decent BJ though.
So men, which is the better skill to have? BJ or chef?
Ladies where do your talents lie?
And can anyone give tips to improve either? "
I’ll cook the steak. You stick to what your good at  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Air the meat for about 15 minutes before you cook it. Brush both sides with olive oil and season well with salt and pepper. Make sure the pan is hot, 3 1/2 minutes each side for medium rare, rest it for as long as you cooked it, to let the blood run out.
Now that's the bj done, on to the steak |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Air the meat for about 15 minutes before you cook it. Brush both sides with olive oil and season well with salt and pepper. Make sure the pan is hot, 3 1/2 minutes each side for medium rare, rest it for as long as you cooked it, to let the blood run out.
Now that's the bj done, on to the steak"
I actually laughed out loud  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not big on steak...
So we could just get Indian or Chinese takeaway and focus on the second part...
But I would insist on ensuring you were satisfied too Squiggle"
I don't like steak and I'm not sure I have anything you could blow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm easy with either, not fussed on steak and not fussed on BJ-s. But let's have a 69 so you can give me the BJ and I can eat your arse, I'm sure the steak won't mind. I do love a 69! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm easy with either, not fussed on steak and not fussed on BJ-s. But let's have a 69 so you can give me the BJ and I can eat your arse, I'm sure the steak won't mind. I do love a 69!"
Sorry, you'll have to wait for "69 and rimming day". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How important is the steak?
I've never cooked one, I don't know anything about cuts of meat, I don't know what constitutes rare or well done etc.
I give a decent BJ though.
So men, which is the better skill to have? BJ or chef?
Ladies where do your talents lie?
And can anyone give tips to improve either? "
For all I care, you could chuck a slice of spam at me if a blow job is going to follow haha! |
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"How important is the steak?
I've never cooked one, I don't know anything about cuts of meat, I don't know what constitutes rare or well done etc.
I give a decent BJ though.
So men, which is the better skill to have? BJ or chef?
Ladies where do your talents lie?
And can anyone give tips to improve either? "
Surely you can tell if a guys meat has been cut ? Maybe you wear a blindfold during the BJ ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For all I care, you could chuck a slice of spam at me if a blow job is going to follow haha!
How about I throw the whole tin? "
Again, as long as a blow job follows, that's fine by me haha!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm easy with either, not fussed on steak and not fussed on BJ-s. But let's have a 69 so you can give me the BJ and I can eat your arse, I'm sure the steak won't mind. I do love a 69!
Sorry, you'll have to wait for "69 and rimming day". "
I've been patiently waiting for that to be an officially recognised day for years  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck sake....does that mean I'm going to have skint knees and sore gums tonight again!?
I'm vegetarian so it's Pot Noodle n Sookie Day Chez Muff "
Just get one of those male masturbator toys, fake meat, fake BJ |
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"I'm not big on steak...
So we could just get Indian or Chinese takeaway and focus on the second part...
But I would insist on ensuring you were satisfied too Squiggle
I don't like steak and I'm not sure I have anything you could blow "
If you are actually *blowing* you are doing it very wrong!
Looking in the air for lots of naked guys floating about like blimps, 'cos Squiggle has blown them up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuck sake....does that mean I'm going to have skint knees and sore gums tonight again!?
I'm vegetarian so it's Pot Noodle n Sookie Day Chez Muff
Just get one of those male masturbator toys, fake meat, fake BJ "
Genius wummin!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not big on steak...
So we could just get Indian or Chinese takeaway and focus on the second part...
But I would insist on ensuring you were satisfied too Squiggle
I don't like steak and I'm not sure I have anything you could blow
If you are actually *blowing* you are doing it very wrong!
Looking in the air for lots of naked guys floating about like blimps, 'cos Squiggle has blown them up!"
Oops  |
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