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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What funny sayings have you heard people say that’s stuck with you. My favourite is
Drinking Non alcoholic beer is like giving your sister a lickout
It tastes the same but it’s just not right |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm good friends with Larry and I can confirm he is indeed pretty much happy all the time. It's probably cause his good lady is a great person and a right bit of stuff!! They make a great couple actually. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm good friends with Larry and I can confirm he is indeed pretty much happy all the time. It's probably cause his good lady is a great person and a right bit of stuff!! They make a great couple actually. "
That explains it, lucky swine!  |
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Wouldn't say boo to a goose (why would you?)
Its the only way to get the noisy buggers to shut up.
Life of riley (who was riley)
Mrs Riley's favourite son, he could get away with murder
Happy as Larry ( who is larry and why is he happy?)
Larry Foley, 19/20th century boxer who earned £1000 per fight, retired young & wealthy
One of these answers is true |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wouldn't say boo to a goose (why would you?)
Its the only way to get the noisy buggers to shut up.
Life of riley (who was riley)
Mrs Riley's favourite son, he could get away with murder
Happy as Larry ( who is larry and why is he happy?)
Larry Foley, 19/20th century boxer who earned £1000 per fight, retired young & wealthy
One of these answers is true"
Its a trick question none are true. On yer bike Wolfman or is it Clown? |
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Larry Foley was indeed an Australian prize fighter who fought before modern day Queensbury Rules were introduced
In one fight that was considered the Middleweight World title he was paid £500
He would come out of retirement to fight with gloves under the new rules where again he earned £500
Out of a career lasting 21 fights he earned £1,000 for just 2 of them
Surprising over a century later most boxers with his record are still not fighting for £500 a fight |
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From everyone's Mum;
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner"
From every UK Based reality show, where someone is trying to make a useless point;
"At the end of the day"
I always reply with "You go to bed" when that expression ever comes up on any of my girlfriend's fave shows. |
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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago
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"From everyone's Mum;
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner"
From every UK Based reality show, where someone is trying to make a useless point;
"At the end of the day"
I always reply with "You go to bed" when that expression ever comes up on any of my girlfriend's fave shows."
Also from some mothers,
If you fall off and break your legs don't come running to me for sympathy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From everyone's Mum;
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner"
From every UK Based reality show, where someone is trying to make a useless point;
"At the end of the day"
I always reply with "You go to bed" when that expression ever comes up on any of my girlfriend's fave shows."
You forgot to add "It is what it is.". Hear that one alot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not really funny ones, but ones I like.
"You cannot hold what is not in your hand" - Granny Muff after she had farted.
"Fuck 'em. If they're talking about you, they're leaving someone else alone" - also Granny Muff. |
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By *assNGuyCouple
over a year ago
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"Does he/she think I came up the Clyde in a banana boat."
Quite a few these ring true in my childhood but yeah regularly heard the banana boat on Clyde from my father, ahhh the memories, lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From everyone's Mum;
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner"
From every UK Based reality show, where someone is trying to make a useless point;
"At the end of the day"
I always reply with "You go to bed" when that expression ever comes up on any of my girlfriend's fave shows.
Also from some mothers,
If you fall off and break your legs don't come running to me for sympathy."
I was always a fan of the line "do you want me to give you something to cry for"...there was no safe answer lol
I love the Scottish saying "up tae high doh", yet to see low doh
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By (user no longer on site)
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When my sister and I would complain Calimero style on my Mum's ruling "...but that's not fair" she would baffle us by coming back with "neither's the hair on a black man's head"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When my sister and I would complain Calimero style on my Mum's ruling "...but that's not fair" she would baffle us by coming back with "neither's the hair on a black man's head"
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"What funny sayings have you heard people say that’s stuck with you. My favourite is
Drinking Non alcoholic beer is like giving your sister a lickout
It tastes the same but it’s just not right "
Hahaha wonder if you know me cause that’s my fave everyone else hates lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm good friends with Larry and I can confirm he is indeed pretty much happy all the time. It's probably cause his good lady is a great person and a right bit of stuff!! They make a great couple actually. "
Sure he's my best mates ex lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wetter than an otters pocket
Lower than a snakes belly
Do you think I came down in the last rain shower
There my top 3 "
I didna come down the Clyde in a banana boat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“You’re throwing money about like a guy with no arms” "
Never heard that one. But "you must think I hae money gowong out my arse" was a favourite of my granny's |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone else love "heid-the-baw" as an insult?xx"
A good one.
Do like walloper and bawbag too.
He's as much use as a chocolate teapot.
She's got a face like a blistered pisspot.
And a question from mother to child 'Who's she? The cat's mother?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Both of these would be directed towards people you didn’t like:
1) Wouldn’t give him/her daylight in a dark tunnel
2) Wouldn’t give him her the steam aff ma p&@h/sh&t |
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