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If you could name yourself as the opposite sex
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By *uietbloke67 OP Man
over a year ago
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Hello.
For a bit of light hearted relief.
If you where the opposite sex and could name yourself...what would your name be and why ....in true Blind Date Cilla fashion.
And before it grows arms and legs we will take your sexuality as what you define yourself as of today.
Ok..
ME
Clara- Basically Clara from Dr Who, stunning to look at and loved her style. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...
Carlos Fandango the Third... of course  (self explanatory choice)
You're obsessed woman  "
It's the Carlos effect  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...
Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)
You're obsessed woman
It's the Carlos effect "
Is itbetterthan the Doctor effect? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...
Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)
You're obsessed woman
It's the Carlos effect
Is itbetterthan the Doctor effect? "
It's more when than is |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...
Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)
You're obsessed woman
It's the Carlos effect
Is itbetterthan the Doctor effect?
It's more when than is "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...
Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)
You're obsessed woman
It's the Carlos effect "
Carlos thinks it's the small things that makes a difference.
https://youtu.be/9Ht5RZpzPqw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Engelbert.
After Engelbert Humperdink.
I think I could have given the bold Carlos a run for his money in the shagging stakes."
Carlos doubts that very much but one can dream.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...
Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)
You're obsessed woman
It's the Carlos effect
Carlos thinks it's the small things that makes a difference.
https://youtu.be/9Ht5RZpzPqw"
Carlos has good taste in music too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...
Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)
You're obsessed woman
It's the Carlos effect
Carlos thinks it's the small things that makes a difference.
https://youtu.be/9Ht5RZpzPqw
Carlos has good taste in music too "
Carlos has a very eclectic taste in music, just like his lady friends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Scottish threads get real angry, real quick 
Carlos thinks it's the whiskey.  
Oh no, you spelled it the Irish way  "
Carlos is Spanish and apologizes, he only drinks cerveza and tequila. |
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"The Scottish threads get real angry, real quick
Carlos thinks it's the whiskey.
Oh no, you spelled it the Irish way
Carlos is Spanish and apologizes, he only drinks cerveza and tequila. "
no Spanish brandy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...
Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)
You're obsessed woman
It's the Carlos effect
Carlos thinks it's the small things that makes a difference.
https://youtu.be/9Ht5RZpzPqw
Carlos has good taste in music too
Carlos has a very eclectic taste in music, just like his lady friends. "
One can only agree  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Engelbert.
After Engelbert Humperdink.
I think I could have given the bold Carlos a run for his money in the shagging stakes.
Dont you know that Carlos is the Gaston LeGume of fab shaggers "
Duh duh DUH  |
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By *uietbloke67 OP Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
RIGHT YOU LOT!!!!
A left yeez a wee game to play cause I had to nip to the shop for milk.....and look at the feckin mess a came back tae.
The feckin dishes still huvie been done either.
The lot o ye ...tae yer rooms and dont show me your fexkin greetin faces till you can play nice.
Noooo Move afore the big slipper comes oot!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I quite like Tegan - it's still kindo modern, but fun. Apparently I was destined to be called Claire which isnt the worst name in the world either - little matter of boy tackle scuppered that one though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"RIGHT YOU LOT!!!!
A left yeez a wee game to play cause I had to nip to the shop for milk.....and look at the feckin mess a came back tae.
The feckin dishes still huvie been done either.
The lot o ye ...tae yer rooms and dont show me your fexkin greetin faces till you can play nice.
Noooo Move afore the big slipper comes oot!!!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"RIGHT YOU LOT!!!!
A left yeez a wee game to play cause I had to nip to the shop for milk.....and look at the feckin mess a came back tae.
The feckin dishes still huvie been done either.
The lot o ye ...tae yer rooms and dont show me your fexkin greetin faces till you can play nice.
Noooo Move afore the big slipper comes oot!!!!"
But…but… but, it wisnae me it was THEM |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I might be taking this too far but... as it's Fab...
Carlos Fandango the Third... of course (self explanatory choice)
Feels like you’re cheating on me. I’ll head to the back of the queue. "
Oh. I’ll be Wanda. Cause I wanda what the feek I’m doing here most of the time. |
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By *nby ATV/TS
over a year ago
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"Caitlyn Jenner simply because no matter what I call myself I'd still be a man.
Derailing a fun thread with casual transphobia. You genuinely might be the biggest reprobate I’ve seen on the entire forum. "
Thanks. Standing up to poor behaviour is the new way forward. I too will stop turning a blind eye. It’s not snowflake. It’s not accepting your shit any more. |
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