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over a year ago
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So got a wee toy that fits in my bum thats remote controlled who would like to put it in me then go for a pint with the remote in their pocket ladies or couples only no single men pls |
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So got a wee toy that fits in my bum thats remote controlled who would like to put it in me then go for a pint with the remote in their pocket ladies or couples only no single men pls "
What sort of range does the remote have, can see miss muff, going for a pint in glasgow herself while your still back in Edinburgh with an egg rammed up yer derier  |
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"I feel the shape of the toy is key here, if it is a triangle it may raise some interest…
Just an egg shape sadly lol"
Should only take 3mins up your arsehole then |
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So got a wee toy that fits in my bum thats remote controlled who would like to put it in me then go for a pint with the remote in their pocket ladies or couples only no single men pls
What sort of range does the remote have, can see miss muff, going for a pint in glasgow herself while your still back in Edinburgh with an egg rammed up yer derier "
No that far I dinne think about 25metres tops I think |
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over a year ago
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Mr and I did actually try something similar a few years ago whilst out shopping.
The fantasy is always better than the reality.
Wee lassie in Boots thought I was having a stroke. |
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"Mr and I did actually try something similar a few years ago whilst out shopping.
The fantasy is always better than the reality.
Wee lassie in Boots thought I was having a stroke."
Pmsfl x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr and I did actually try something similar a few years ago whilst out shopping.
The fantasy is always better than the reality.
Wee lassie in Boots thought I was having a stroke."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr and I did actually try something similar a few years ago whilst out shopping.
The fantasy is always better than the reality.
Wee lassie in Boots thought I was having a stroke."
When in fact you were just pressing a button . Mr muff , your secrets out. |
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"Mr and I did actually try something similar a few years ago whilst out shopping.
The fantasy is always better than the reality.
Wee lassie in Boots thought I was having a stroke.
When in fact you were just pressing a button . Mr muff , your secrets out. "
The Big Man knows what buttons to press  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr and I did actually try something similar a few years ago whilst out shopping.
The fantasy is always better than the reality.
Wee lassie in Boots thought I was having a stroke.
When in fact you were just pressing a button . Mr muff , your secrets out.
The Big Man knows what buttons to press "
He should try the mute once in a while, perhaps keep you off that step for more than a day. |
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"Mr and I did actually try something similar a few years ago whilst out shopping.
The fantasy is always better than the reality.
Wee lassie in Boots thought I was having a stroke.
When in fact you were just pressing a button . Mr muff , your secrets out.
The Big Man knows what buttons to press
He should try the mute once in a while, perhaps keep you off that step for more than a day. "
Listen....he reins me in believe it or not! |
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So got a wee toy that fits in my bum thats remote controlled who would like to put it in me then go for a pint with the remote in their pocket ladies or couples only no single men pls "
I'll take that remote control, put it at top speed level and have a day at the shops |
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So got a wee toy that fits in my bum thats remote controlled who would like to put it in me then go for a pint with the remote in their pocket ladies or couples only no single men pls
I'll take that remote control, put it at top speed level and have a day at the shops "
Ud have to make me come round the shops wi u so u could get ur kill watching me squirm and try keep it the gether |
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