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over a year ago
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Got chatting to a wee sort on one of the social media sights after creeping on her page and liking a photo.
She asked if I fancied going for a drink so tonight we hit the town. She rejected my suggestion of going swimming in castlemilk pool on a Saturday morning as a first date, she got cold feet after I told her I can do 2 full length in 14.3 seconds.
Where’s the best and worst places you have been taken to on a date? And how fast can you swim? |
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"Got chatting to a wee sort on one of the social media sights after creeping on her page and liking a photo.
She asked if I fancied going for a drink so tonight we hit the town. She rejected my suggestion of going swimming in castlemilk pool on a Saturday morning as a first date, she got cold feet after I told her I can do 2 full length in 14.3 seconds.
Where’s the best and worst places you have been taken to on a date? And how fast can you swim? "
Never really had a bad date.
And I can't really swim. I just float about like one of those really persistent wee jobbies that refuses to be flushed.  |
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Despite working alongside elite, amphibious troops i’m still a slow swimmer. I do enjoy it though and sometimes swim for about an hour
Worst date? Bowling. Not a fan |
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I went on a cinema date with a girl I had been speaking to for ages. She was kinda shy and it took me a while to manage to get her to warm to the idea of an actual date on our own.
She was really into gigs and live music and there was a film about live gigs in the cinema. I thought taking her for food then the cinema allowed us to chat but then as she was shy, the pictures might help her get comfortable sitting beside me whilst watching a film I was certain she would like.
The film was called 9 songs, about a couple who meet at a gig and their relationship progresses over 9 gigs. Unbeknown to me it was a full on porno, we left at the closeup blowjob scene and she never spoke to me again.
Big big fail |
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"I went on a cinema date with a girl I had been speaking to for ages. She was kinda shy and it took me a while to manage to get her to warm to the idea of an actual date on our own.
She was really into gigs and live music and there was a film about live gigs in the cinema. I thought taking her for food then the cinema allowed us to chat but then as she was shy, the pictures might help her get comfortable sitting beside me whilst watching a film I was certain she would like.
The film was called 9 songs, about a couple who meet at a gig and their relationship progresses over 9 gigs. Unbeknown to me it was a full on porno, we left at the closeup blowjob scene and she never spoke to me again.
Big big fail"
Methinks you knew what you were up to  |
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"I've never been on a date 
Skipping the date part and heading straight to the bedroom? "
Pretty much yeah! Or pulling on a night out then being stuck with them for a while haha |
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"I went on a cinema date with a girl I had been speaking to for ages. She was kinda shy and it took me a while to manage to get her to warm to the idea of an actual date on our own.
She was really into gigs and live music and there was a film about live gigs in the cinema. I thought taking her for food then the cinema allowed us to chat but then as she was shy, the pictures might help her get comfortable sitting beside me whilst watching a film I was certain she would like.
The film was called 9 songs, about a couple who meet at a gig and their relationship progresses over 9 gigs. Unbeknown to me it was a full on porno, we left at the closeup blowjob scene and she never spoke to me again.
Big big fail"
Sorry for this but I'm buckelt laughing at the full blown porno!  |
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