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over a year ago
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It really has a lot to answer for. Is there a time you got caught cheating and regret it.
I was always cheating. Everything I done I looked to gain an advantage.
We were at my great aunt Chantelle’s 85th birthday party with some family. She was a lively old thing at the time and asked us if we wanted a game of twister to round off the night.
So there’s 3 of us left, myself, great aunt Chantelle and my uncle jazza.
My sister candice is spinning the hand to tell us what move to make next but also refereeing the game. Basically when candice spun the hand and looked away I swiped uncle jazza’s leg (we’ve all done it right?) and he fell landing on great aunt Chantelle and knocking both them out the game.
They both protested and I said uncle jazza had to much to drink n great aunt Chantelle’s mind was going a bit due to her age and it caused a helluva stooshy. Party was over.
It caused a massive divide in the family and when great aunt Chantelle passed I never even got an invite to the funeral.
Moral of my story is cheats never win. Some short term gain but everyone dies and your left with regrets. If only my sister candice refereed the game properly  |
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"I think you and Carlos have much to teach us 
Spex x
Who’s Carlos?
I am Carlos!
Good morning Carlos hope you are well today 
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Carlos is great Mr destroyer. |
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"It really has a lot to answer for. Is there a time you got caught cheating and regret it.
I was always cheating. Everything I done I looked to gain an advantage.
We were at my great aunt Chantelle’s 85th birthday party with some family. She was a lively old thing at the time and asked us if we wanted a game of twister to round off the night.
So there’s 3 of us left, myself, great aunt Chantelle and my uncle jazza.
My sister candice is spinning the hand to tell us what move to make next but also refereeing the game. Basically when candice spun the hand and looked away I swiped uncle jazza’s leg (we’ve all done it right?) and he fell landing on great aunt Chantelle and knocking both them out the game.
They both protested and I said uncle jazza had to much to drink n great aunt Chantelle’s mind was going a bit due to her age and it caused a helluva stooshy. Party was over.
It caused a massive divide in the family and when great aunt Chantelle passed I never even got an invite to the funeral.
Moral of my story is cheats never win. Some short term gain but everyone dies and your left with regrets. If only my sister candice refereed the game properly "
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Were you in the Cobra Kai?"
I don’t like snakes mate. When I was 4 and a half I climbed Ben lomond and got bit on the ankle off a snake so I stay away from them now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It really has a lot to answer for. Is there a time you got caught cheating and regret it.
I was always cheating. Everything I done I looked to gain an advantage.
We were at my great aunt Chantelle’s 85th birthday party with some family. She was a lively old thing at the time and asked us if we wanted a game of twister to round off the night.
So there’s 3 of us left, myself, great aunt Chantelle and my uncle jazza.
My sister candice is spinning the hand to tell us what move to make next but also refereeing the game. Basically when candice spun the hand and looked away I swiped uncle jazza’s leg (we’ve all done it right?) and he fell landing on great aunt Chantelle and knocking both them out the game.
They both protested and I said uncle jazza had to much to drink n great aunt Chantelle’s mind was going a bit due to her age and it caused a helluva stooshy. Party was over.
It caused a massive divide in the family and when great aunt Chantelle passed I never even got an invite to the funeral.
Moral of my story is cheats never win. Some short term gain but everyone dies and your left with regrets. If only my sister candice refereed the game properly "
Moral of the story is when it all goes tits up blame someone else, your sister for not doing HER job properly. Your certainly teaching us a valuable lesson OP .
Can't believe your sister candice shagged my wife's female friend , it was your sister that done it , honest.  |
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Were you in the Cobra Kai?
I don’t like snakes mate. When I was 4 and a half I climbed Ben lomond and got bit on the ankle off a snake so I stay away from them now. "
Seems like they don't like you either then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Were you in the Cobra Kai?
I don’t like snakes mate. When I was 4 and a half I climbed Ben lomond and got bit on the ankle off a snake so I stay away from them now.
Seems like they don't like you either then! "
Probably (I’m being kind) the snakes natural reaction rather than it making a decision on whether it likes a person. Stay away from snakes, don’t try and befriend them it won’t work |
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Moral of the story is when it all goes tits up blame someone else, your sister for not doing HER job properly. Your certainly teaching us a valuable lesson OP .
Can't believe your sister candice shagged my wife's female friend , it was your sister that done it , honest. "
I’m glad you have learned from my mistake. That’s the beauty of sharing these kind of stories. I’ve made the mistake for you so you don’t have to do it.
You’re married??? |
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Were you in the Cobra Kai?
I don’t like snakes mate. When I was 4 and a half I climbed Ben lomond and got bit on the ankle off a snake so I stay away from them now.
Seems like they don't like you either then!
Probably (I’m being kind) the snakes natural reaction rather than it making a decision on whether it likes a person. Stay away from snakes, don’t try and befriend them it won’t work "
Shows what you know. My best mates a snake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Moral of the story is when it all goes tits up blame someone else, your sister for not doing HER job properly. Your certainly teaching us a valuable lesson OP .
Can't believe your sister candice shagged my wife's female friend , it was your sister that done it , honest.
I’m glad you have learned from my mistake. That’s the beauty of sharing these kind of stories. I’ve made the mistake for you so you don’t have to do it.
You’re married???"
Hell, yeah, nothing like having your cake and eating it.
That's why I'm not desperate on Fab , if it happens it happens on here if not its no big deal. She's a tart anyway. |
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