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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's only a few days away! Let's hear all your cheesey rhymes

Saucy

Sexy

or Sweet

Here's mine

Roses Are Red

Violets Are Blue

Get On Your Knees

You Know What To Do

(no prizes for best)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's only a few days away! Let's hear all your cheesey rhymes

Saucy

Sexy

or Sweet

Here's mine

Roses Are Red

Violets Are Blue

Get On Your Knees

You Know What To Do

(no prizes for best)"

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

I’m using my hand,

Thinking of you.

Tarzan

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By *ookie69Man over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Roses are Red

Violets are Drab

Open you're Legs

Let's join Fab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please be smart,

And a bit more savvy,

No pics from the bog,

If you've no cleaned your lavvie.

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By *ookie69Man over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

"Please be smart,

And a bit more savvy,

No pics from the bog,

If you've no cleaned your lavvie."

Hahaha

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By *ookie69Man over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Don't be Rude

Be nice and Frisky

A slap to you're Arse

You'll be black and Crispy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red...

Violets are blue...

My fanny feels funny..

When I think about you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We were getting on well,

I thought that you rocked,

But then you got creepy,

And now you are blocked.

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By *ookie69Man over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Passionate & Hot

We all like our Nookie

Let's start Chattin.

Come feck Rookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You may sniff your neighbour's,

And inhale your Auntie's,

But resuscitation will call,

Should you encounter my panties.

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By *ookie69Man over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Some like it Sensual

Some like it RUFF

Don't make a coont of It

If you're shaggin Miss Muff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some girls are kinky,

Some like it in the butt,

You're getting nothing,

You look like Jabba the Hutt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Carlos likes to keep these things short and too the point, and as such only has one saying, everyday of the year.

"Suck ma boaby"

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By *ookie69Man over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Carlos Fandango

Plays the hairy Banjo

One night in Comnando

Manana Bum Bango.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sure tits are nice

And pussy tastes sweet

But give me your ass

Your in for a treat

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By *ookie69Man over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Fab Forums are Fun

No time for fruitcakes or Freaks

Adhere by the Rules

You'll be banned for Weeks.

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By *outhsider69Man over a year ago

glasgow

My lions are a tingling

When I think of you, milf

So let’s get a mingling

And get down to some filth

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By *outhsider69Man over a year ago

glasgow

"It's only a few days away! Let's hear all your cheesey rhymes

Saucy

Sexy

or Sweet

Here's mine

Roses Are Red

Violets Are Blue

Get On Your Knees

You Know What To Do

(no prizes for best)"

You’re now on my hotlist

I’ve messaged you too

But I’ve not heard a peep back

And it’s making me blue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lots of good ones.

Made me smile this morning filthy buggers

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