"Single but I can hear my neighbour through the wall and can always tell when he’s watching. He’s a Rangers fan. Previous neighbour was a Celtic fan. "
I took the dog out as usual yesterday morning, and as I passed one of my neighbours house, I realised I hadn’t seen the old fellow for quite some time.
Turns out no one else had either, so a few of us got together and chapped the door. No answer, but when I tried it, it opened, and immediately there was an overpowering smell of urine, defecation and general decay.
Sadly, our worst fears were conformed when we looked into the living room. There was a big poster of a fellow on a horse. Our neighbour had moved out and “rangers “fans had moved in.
The moral of the story ?
Appreciate what you have when you’ve got it. 
P.s. it's just a joke |
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