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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nah, I'm having a day off.
Currently cutting aboot like Snow White with the wee birds and bunnies surrounding me....all is good in the world.
I'll be back when the drugs wear off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ed Sheeran is shite
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Yes and I canny stand Whitney Houston either. I know she was a vocal gymnast but when she sings that oooo-eee-aye-aye-ooo will always love yoooo-eeee-aye-ayeoooeeeayyyeoooo I just want to bitch slap her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pineapple has NO PLACE on pizza 
But it is nice
Well should raisins be in curry then?
No. Not ever. They don’t belong in cinnamon rolls either "
When do you eat them then? I've still got about 80 boxes of the wee snack size ones that I bought for the weans on a health kick about 10yrs ago. Then I caved and gave them Freddos. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pineapple has NO PLACE on pizza
But it is nice
Well should raisins be in curry then?
No. Not ever. They don’t belong in cinnamon rolls either
When do you eat them then? I've still got about 80 boxes of the wee snack size ones that I bought for the weans on a health kick about 10yrs ago. Then I caved and gave them Freddos."
Make a wee fruit loaf |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pineapple has NO PLACE on pizza
But it is nice
Well should raisins be in curry then?
No. Not ever. They don’t belong in cinnamon rolls either
When do you eat them then? I've still got about 80 boxes of the wee snack size ones that I bought for the weans on a health kick about 10yrs ago. Then I caved and gave them Freddos.
Make a wee fruit loaf "
They wee bastards refuse point blank to eat them....in anything! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pineapple has NO PLACE on pizza
But it is nice
Well should raisins be in curry then?
No. Not ever. They don’t belong in cinnamon rolls either
When do you eat them then? I've still got about 80 boxes of the wee snack size ones that I bought for the weans on a health kick about 10yrs ago. Then I caved and gave them Freddos.
Make a wee fruit loaf
They wee bastards refuse point blank to eat them....in anything!"
In that case put them in a jar and tell them they are yours and they CANNOT have them EVER… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When do you eat them then? I've still got about 80 boxes of the wee snack size ones that I bought for the weans on a health kick about 10yrs ago. Then I caved and gave them Freddos."
I love those. I also like a fruit scone. That’s about it tho.
Or. Oatmeal bars or protein bars. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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They wee bastards refuse point blank to eat them....in anything!
In that case put them in a jar and tell them they are yours and they CANNOT have them EVER… "
Genius |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheese and strawberry jam sandwiches are fucking awesome. So is a mince pie in a bun with butter.
Never claimed to be normal in any sense of the word  "
I’m on the cheese n jam but prefer marmalade but when you say mince pie??? Do you mean a meat mince pie or a Christmas one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheese and strawberry jam sandwiches are fucking awesome. So is a mince pie in a bun with butter.
Never claimed to be normal in any sense of the word
I’m on the cheese n jam but prefer marmalade but when you say mince pie??? Do you mean a meat mince pie or a Christmas one "
Mince or steak pie, best from the baker. No xmas pies, doesn't work. |
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"Cheese and strawberry jam sandwiches are fucking awesome. So is a mince pie in a bun with butter.
Never claimed to be normal in any sense of the word "
I’m sorry but for me it’s worse that you refer to a roll as a bun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cheese and strawberry jam sandwiches are fucking awesome. So is a mince pie in a bun with butter.
Never claimed to be normal in any sense of the word
I’m on the cheese n jam but prefer marmalade but when you say mince pie??? Do you mean a meat mince pie or a Christmas one
Mince or steak pie, best from the baker. No xmas pies, doesn't work."
Phew, in that case yes to both |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !!
Aye drive ye up the wall I'm saying nothing, I remember the story you told me "
I’m still a wee bit   |
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"Ed Sheeran is shite
And so is Adele
Yes and I canny stand Whitney Houston either. I know she was a vocal gymnast but when she sings that oooo-eee-aye-aye-ooo will always love yoooo-eeee-aye-ayeoooeeeayyyeoooo I just want to bitch slap her "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !! "
As someone who swerved to avoid a dead hedgehog during lessons, I cannae really disagree with this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !!
As someone who swerved to avoid a dead hedgehog during lessons, I cannae really disagree with this."
Yeah, but going back to pick it up and have for supper was the step too far for me. Yer a strange lass ye ken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !!
As someone who swerved to avoid a dead hedgehog during lessons, I cannae really disagree with this.
Yeah, but going back to pick it up and have for supper was the step too far for me. Yer a strange lass ye ken "
I gave it mouth to mouth |
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"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !!
As someone who swerved to avoid a dead hedgehog during lessons, I cannae really disagree with this.
Yeah, but going back to pick it up and have for supper was the step too far for me. Yer a strange lass ye ken
I gave it mouth to mouth "
Giving no thought for your own safety possibly could have got a prick in your mouth . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !!
As someone who swerved to avoid a dead hedgehog during lessons, I cannae really disagree with this.
Yeah, but going back to pick it up and have for supper was the step too far for me. Yer a strange lass ye ken
I gave it mouth to mouth
Giving no thought for your own safety possibly could have got a prick in your mouth . "
I'd have made sure of that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jaffa cake's are really biscuits 
Cakes go hard when they go off, biscuits go hard. Jaffa cakes are cakes, sorry x"
Yip, tou can't argue with the facts!! I think they used that argument in court! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jaffa cake's are really biscuits
Cakes go hard when they go off, biscuits go hard. Jaffa cakes are cakes, sorry x
Yip, tou can't argue with the facts!! I think they used that argument in court!"
… but they’re in the biscuit aisle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fact ^^
Never trust those women above they've ulterior motives ( and if I figure them oot I might join their gang ) . "
Whit!!! I thought you were the leader |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Male drivers are better than female drivers . Fact !!
As someone who swerved to avoid a dead hedgehog during lessons, I cannae really disagree with this.
Yeah, but going back to pick it up and have for supper was the step too far for me. Yer a strange lass ye ken
I gave it mouth to mouth
Giving no thought for your own safety possibly could have got a prick in your mouth . "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Listen up folks, jaffa cakes go hard because cakes go hard, therefore it is a cake. Biscuits go soft when they go off. We could go on and on about this but it doesn't change the fact that the jaffa cakes are and always have been in the biscuit aisle. Why? I don't bloody know but they are. End of discussion! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Listen up folks, jaffa cakes go hard because cakes go hard, therefore it is a cake. Biscuits go soft when they go off. We could go on and on about this but it doesn't change the fact that the jaffa cakes are and always have been in the biscuit aisle. Why? I don't bloody know but they are. End of discussion! "
Amen!! |
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"Listen up folks, jaffa cakes go hard because cakes go hard, therefore it is a cake. Biscuits go soft when they go off. We could go on and on about this but it doesn't change the fact that the jaffa cakes are and always have been in the biscuit aisle. Why? I don't bloody know but they are. End of discussion! Amen!!"
I don't care what they are. Cake ir biscuit, I don't like them.
K |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Listen up folks, jaffa cakes go hard because cakes go hard, therefore it is a cake. Biscuits go soft when they go off. We could go on and on about this but it doesn't change the fact that the jaffa cakes are and always have been in the biscuit aisle. Why? I don't bloody know but they are. End of discussion! Amen!!
I don't care what they are. Cake ir biscuit, I don't like them.
K"
Thats just crazy talk! |
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By *rEfoxMan
over a year ago
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This, this! All of this!
"Ed Sheeran is shite
Yes and I canny stand Whitney Houston either. I know she was a vocal gymnast but when she sings that oooo-eee-aye-aye-ooo will always love yoooo-eeee-aye-ayeoooeeeayyyeoooo I just want to bitch slap her "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Living life as a penguin ain't all its cracked up to be. 
Well who'd a thought, being a penguin ain't bad after all. Got my first message about being a penguin since I decided to join the ranks of penguinism. Would like to say onwards and upwards but I can't frickin fly. There was something fishy about my first penguin message though.  "
Did you know penguins shite every 20mins?
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"Living life as a penguin ain't all its cracked up to be.
Well who'd a thought, being a penguin ain't bad after all. Got my first message about being a penguin since I decided to join the ranks of penguinism. Would like to say onwards and upwards but I can't frickin fly. There was something fishy about my first penguin message though. "
You're Codding me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Living life as a penguin ain't all its cracked up to be.
Well who'd a thought, being a penguin ain't bad after all. Got my first message about being a penguin since I decided to join the ranks of penguinism. Would like to say onwards and upwards but I can't frickin fly. There was something fishy about my first penguin message though.
Did you know penguins shite every 20mins?
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You must be a penguin too, you spew shite every 20 minutes too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Living life as a penguin ain't all its cracked up to be.
Well who'd a thought, being a penguin ain't bad after all. Got my first message about being a penguin since I decided to join the ranks of penguinism. Would like to say onwards and upwards but I can't frickin fly. There was something fishy about my first penguin message though.
You're Codding me!"
Feck sake mate , this is not the plaice for jokes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Living life as a penguin ain't all its cracked up to be.
Well who'd a thought, being a penguin ain't bad after all. Got my first message about being a penguin since I decided to join the ranks of penguinism. Would like to say onwards and upwards but I can't frickin fly. There was something fishy about my first penguin message though.
Did you know penguins shite every 20mins?
You must be a penguin too, you spew shite every 20 minutes too. "
I set that joke up for you. |
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"Living life as a penguin ain't all its cracked up to be.
Well who'd a thought, being a penguin ain't bad after all. Got my first message about being a penguin since I decided to join the ranks of penguinism. Would like to say onwards and upwards but I can't frickin fly. There was something fishy about my first penguin message though.
You're Codding me!
Feck sake mate , this is not the plaice for jokes. "
I see you're the life and sole of the party. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.
(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)"
Take two helmets, one for the baws |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.
(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)
Take two helmets, one for the baws "
Way ahead of you I converted a set of ear defenders into baw defenders, Feel much safer but can’t hear anything now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.
(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)
Take two helmets, one for the baws
Get yer steelies on Flirt! "
steel toe capped stilettos? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.
(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)
Take two helmets, one for the baws
Way ahead of you I converted a set of ear defenders into baw defenders, Feel much safer but can’t hear anything now. "
Hahahaha pardon??? |
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"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.
(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)
Take two helmets, one for the baws
Get yer steelies on Flirt!
steel toe capped stilettos? "
That’s the ones.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.
(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)
Take two helmets, one for the baws
Get yer steelies on Flirt!
steel toe capped stilettos?
That’s the ones. "
Can i just put it out there that no baws were harmed during this exchange, yet, Hold on there’s the door brb….. |
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"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.
(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)
Take two helmets, one for the baws
Get yer steelies on Flirt!
steel toe capped stilettos?
That’s the ones.
Can i just put it out there that no baws were harmed during this exchange, yet, Hold on there’s the door brb….. "
Yeah, mine are still intact! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.
(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)"
Have to agree with this.
But only because I was out of my tits on morphine when I kicked Mr in the baws. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.
(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)
Have to agree with this.
But only because I was out of my tits on morphine when I kicked Mr in the baws. "
You women are so violent, wtf? |
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"Child birth is less painful than a kick in the baws.
(Puts helmet on and runs like fuck to find an underground bunker)
Have to agree with this.
But only because I was out of my tits on morphine when I kicked Mr in the baws.
You women are so violent, wtf? "
There's no greater pain than getting your penis stuck on fly zipper |
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