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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's the best and worst compliments you've ever had?
Best: first girlfriend at seeing my cock......."that'll never fit in my mouth"
Worst: I prefer you kissed my neck cos you're not a good kisser, maybe I'm just used to my ex husband, he was great at it. |
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The best was definitely “you’re the first person to give me 2 orgasms in one night!”
That defo made me feel like a king. Hahaha
The worst. “I can’t tell if you’re eating me out or pretending to be a washing machine….” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The best was definitely “you’re the first person to give me 2 orgasms in one night!”
That defo made me feel like a king. Hahaha
The worst. “I can’t tell if you’re eating me out or pretending to be a washing machine….”"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Best: "That's the biggest cock I've ever had in me"
(Was she telling the truth? I care not)
Worst: "I could tell you were supposed to be funny.""
Could have been worse, she could have said "that's the biggest cock I've had in me. The rest of them were just too big!!" |
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Best - from a woman. Total stranger came up to me on a night out when I was up dancing and told me she had been watching me and thought I was beautiful.  
Worst- "your fanny looks like something from an X File". (Wasn't her later that night btw). |
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"Best - from a woman. Total stranger came up to me on a night out when I was up dancing and told me she had been watching me and thought I was beautiful.
Worst- "your fanny looks like something from an X File". (Wasn't her later that night btw). "
This made me LOL hope u slapped that person for x file comment! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Best - from a woman. Total stranger came up to me on a night out when I was up dancing and told me she had been watching me and thought I was beautiful.
Worst- "your fanny looks like something from an X File". (Wasn't her later that night btw).
This made me LOL hope u slapped that person for x file comment! "
I had 2 kids with him |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Best - from a woman. Total stranger came up to me on a night out when I was up dancing and told me she had been watching me and thought I was beautiful.
Worst- "your fanny looks like something from an X File". (Wasn't her later that night btw).
This made me LOL hope u slapped that person for x file comment!
I had 2 kids with him "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You look fantastic 
For an old woman  lol "
You do look fkn fantastic, and you are lying about your age!!! You've got your 5's and 3's mixed up!!! So it must have been a young loon that said that to a 37 year old!!!  |
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My best was actually recently when I was told that she didn't think sex could be like that - I had a massive cock and could go so deep (god knows what kind of shit she was used to!!), she was being serious and keeps saying it, so I'm chuffed!
My worst - I can't think of a derogatory comment that's stuck with me, so I'm quite lucky! |
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