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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What phrases or words in a message or profile automatically have you screaming "NAWWWW!"

For me?

"Lick out..."....makes you sound like a dug trying to clean out a tin of Chappie.

"I'm hung...." usually uttered by some nugget who should be fucking hung.

Ho Ho Ho....and aw that.

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By *4Fun11Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

I hate being called dear or love or babe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I hate being called dear or love or babe. "

The love or babe I can kinda excuse...but "Dear"?

Ffs...who do they think they're messaging? Miss Daisy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Girly fun”

Not against the activity it’s just a pants expression

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I've got an empty ! ... what are you 15? lol

Il make you squirt guaranteed... oh really ?

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By *onkeymagic50Man  over a year ago

Near the harbour

babe

bae

fanny

I give best blow job in scotland(oh really my Dyson would disagree)

the list is endless I pretty much don't like expletives in text. maybe I'm weird

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By *Booboo-Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

"you ok hun?". Makes my balls shrivel up.

That and any words said in a nasally chavvy accent in general.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What phrases or words in a message or profile automatically have you screaming "NAWWWW!"

For me?

"Lick out..."....makes you sound like a dug trying to clean out a tin of Chappie.

"I'm hung...." usually uttered by some nugget who should be fucking hung.

Ho Ho Ho....and aw that."

How about some cunnilingus then?

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By *ane DTV/TS  over a year ago

London

Hun, txt spk.

The inability to even string a simple sentence - even one devoid of basic punctuation.

Like please, I'm an articulate, well read human - don't message me as if I'm some bimbobot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lick oot.. .. or are you a gusher/squirter.. sends shivers down my spine..

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By *uietbloke67Man  over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Cnut

Rack

Babe

Honey

Babes...extra boak

Whore

Patronising

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By *om1268Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

How's u

Wanna fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Babe, hun, baby girl etc

Fun-just say sex

Wuu2

Youse

I give oral for hours-if you're doing it that long you're doing it wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wont bite, unless you ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Babe, hun, baby girl etc

Fun-just say sex

Wuu2

Youse

I give oral for hours-if you're doing it that long you're doing it wrong!

"

Mr actually fell asleep mid munch when we'd not been together that long. Came in from the pub full of bravado, promising to lick me for hours and have me squealing. Started off frantically licking, slowed down to a more leisurely pace which then developed into a slow slurp....Then I heard snoring.

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By *irky_coupleCouple  over a year ago

kirky

Youngsters saying they are dom. Mate you've still got bum fluff on your face,you don't know the meaning

Professional. Who cares?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Babe, hun, baby girl etc

Fun-just say sex

Wuu2

Youse

I give oral for hours-if you're doing it that long you're doing it wrong!

Mr actually fell asleep mid munch when we'd not been together that long. Came in from the pub full of bravado, promising to lick me for hours and have me squealing. Started off frantically licking, slowed down to a more leisurely pace which then developed into a slow slurp....Then I heard snoring."

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By *erberaWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

When they call me mummy

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Babe, hun, baby girl etc

Fun-just say sex

Wuu2

Youse

I give oral for hours-if you're doing it that long you're doing it wrong!

Mr actually fell asleep mid munch when we'd not been together that long. Came in from the pub full of bravado, promising to lick me for hours and have me squealing. Started off frantically licking, slowed down to a more leisurely pace which then developed into a slow slurp....Then I heard snoring."

I had similar. Twice. Me giving and she was receiving. Talk about a kick in the egos when she dozed off

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Babe, hun, baby girl etc

Fun-just say sex

Wuu2

Youse

I give oral for hours-if you're doing it that long you're doing it wrong!

Mr actually fell asleep mid munch when we'd not been together that long. Came in from the pub full of bravado, promising to lick me for hours and have me squealing. Started off frantically licking, slowed down to a more leisurely pace which then developed into a slow slurp....Then I heard snoring.

I had similar. Twice. Me giving and she was receiving. Talk about a kick in the egos when she dozed off "

You needing to practice your technique Jimbo?

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By *tew1985Man  over a year ago

Near You


"When they call me mummy "

Would you prefer daddy.....x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Panties

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thats all my golden one-liners outed and discredited then !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Babe, hun, yous. Detest them all lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Panties"

If a woman says panties you know instantly it’s a fake profile

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Babe, hun, baby girl etc

Fun-just say sex

Wuu2

Youse

I give oral for hours-if you're doing it that long you're doing it wrong!

Mr actually fell asleep mid munch when we'd not been together that long. Came in from the pub full of bravado, promising to lick me for hours and have me squealing. Started off frantically licking, slowed down to a more leisurely pace which then developed into a slow slurp....Then I heard snoring.

I had similar. Twice. Me giving and she was receiving. Talk about a kick in the egos when she dozed off

You needing to practice your technique Jimbo? "

Modestly says NOPE. Excessive partying to blame. But still. Practice makes perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Single guy cannot be fussy! Although a messy house does it for me!

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By *pectressWoman  over a year ago

Midlothian

Females - female what? Dog?, Monkey? Giraffe?- ffs it’s not a full description alone. An adult female human is a woman, not a girl, not a ‘female’.

Hun

Well hung

Any attempt to type in a fake Geordie accent to me

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Females - female what? Dog?, Monkey? Giraffe?- ffs it’s not a full description alone. An adult female human is a woman, not a girl, not a ‘female’.

Hun

Well hung

Any attempt to type in a fake Geordie accent to me

"

Well hun “male” here that grew up in the NE.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Females - female what? Dog?, Monkey? Giraffe?- ffs it’s not a full description alone. An adult female human is a woman, not a girl, not a ‘female’.

"

I can’t stand that. Yes, I am female, but as you say, what?

I identify as a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“What are you looking for here”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“What are you looking for here”

"

Agreed. I tend to reply with "my keys"

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By *ersey GirlCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

The word “naughty”

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never been a fan of hun or babe… however.. I’ve been called much worse lol, so maybe I’ll take hun or babe in future

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By *ootprints1629Couple  over a year ago

somewhere in moray

Wanna fuck...nope

What is it your looking for...Read our profile..ts all there.

So have you had much fun on here.. none of your buisness.

I could worship that body...aye I'm sure you would worship any body lol..

How are you...grand thanks..

Have you ever squirted..nope I'm not a squirter...oh I'd make you squirt if I had the chance...well your not getting the chance now fuck off! Hahaha haha

The list goes on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Funnily enough I can put up with pretty much everything in life, but really struggle with the word "Pussy". I just can't cope with it. Muff, minge, blurt, fanny, chuff - christ knows, anything but pussy.

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By *pectressWoman  over a year ago

Midlothian


"The word “naughty”

S"

Yes! It makes me cringe. Sex is not naughty, or dirty. Says a lot as humans that we’ve attached so much guilt and shame around one of our most basic and yet amazing physical acts that it’s called naughty by so many.

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By *pectressWoman  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Wanna fuck...nope

What is it your looking for...Read our profile..ts all there.

So have you had much fun on here.. none of your buisness.

I could worship that body...aye I'm sure you would worship any body lol..

How are you...grand thanks..

Have you ever squirted..nope I'm not a squirter...oh I'd make you squirt if I had the chance...well your not getting the chance now fuck off! Hahaha haha

The list goes on"

And I think I’ve had every single one of those as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some of the messages my wife get are abysmal one in particular is a real turn off a young guy messaged her with this piece of class I want to destroy your cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Some of the messages my wife get are abysmal one in particular is a real turn off a young guy messaged her with this piece of class I want to destroy your cunt"

Yeah, had those too. Unless he's planning on stuffing my fanny with semtex, I seriously doubt anything else he does could leave that big an impression.

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By *izzmasterzeroMan  over a year ago

Aberdeen

People who type in a Scottish accent

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By *assy LassieWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Some of the messages my wife get are abysmal one in particular is a real turn off a young guy messaged her with this piece of class I want to destroy your cunt"

I got a few like that. Best one was I'm gonny rip your ass wide open.

Well I jumped in the car and drove right over for that delight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who type in a Scottish accent"

Fits rang we at like min?

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By *ingleFunnnMan  over a year ago

Glasgow-ish

What I cant stand...

Someone calling you Daddy. Horrible, instant turn off. Sounds as if im an old man being a predator.

"Naw, yer no ma wain"

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By *aseMan  over a year ago

Gourock

Vwe over 8 inches only,Heavy cummer also lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some of the replies so far...jeez...

Things that annoy me is people that have life stories on there profile or Extremely long lists of the perfect man with the perfect message they need sent to them.

Also.....when people say "horny fun" , what the fuck else is it gonna be? Lol I find it super creepy ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Profiles that tell you to add a password in the header . It's no your bank account I'm trying to access..

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple  over a year ago

HereAndThere

It’s the

I want to fuck your now,

Message never sure if it’s for Mrs or Mr or both

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry ..your not my type

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Photos with random mess in the background are a killer for me but the worst is a toilet in the background. Just don’t, ever.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Need my balls emptying. Instant block

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once got a message that said "are you ready to be brutally pumped and r*ped". He got reported and blocked!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Skidmarks, always an instant turn off and people that beg you to “fab my pics” Just no.

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By *othianGuy41Man  over a year ago

Eureka

People who demand a face picture, but don't have any pictures themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any mention of BBC, I really hate that term.

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By *oxyFemme72Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

How's yous?

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By *amierebelMan  over a year ago

nae danger.

What grinds my gears.... Love a little bit venting

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Talking about my "clitty"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone calling me “ Hun “

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone calling me “ Hun “ "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone calling me “ Hun “ "

And text speak.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A few men called me “darling” and “sweetie”. I just instantly think these people probably belong on a register. Also don’t like it when guys call themselves a “Dom”. Seems cringey, but that’s probably just me.

As mentioned above, hate text speak too. On the other hand though, I also hate people who try overly hard to sound intellectual and type as if they’re trying to increase the word count on their uni dissertation. Put the thesaurus away Gavin.

There’s a guy on this site who sends me poetry every single day no matter how many times I ignore his messages. Like, really really long poetry. I’m confident he has killed people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A few men called me “darling” and “sweetie”. I just instantly think these people probably belong on a register. Also don’t like it when guys call themselves a “Dom”. Seems cringey, but that’s probably just me.

As mentioned above, hate text speak too. On the other hand though, I also hate people who try overly hard to sound intellectual and type as if they’re trying to increase the word count on their uni dissertation. Put the thesaurus away Gavin.

There’s a guy on this site who sends me poetry every single day no matter how many times I ignore his messages. Like, really really long poetry. I’m confident he has killed people."

Oh my god!

How you doin….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m pretty bad for the instant turn offs.

Any messages that I get that carry the attitude that I’m fortunate to be getting a reply is binned, same goes for the condescending ones. I do understand that the ratios between men, women and couples is mental and fems & cpls do experience a lot of bellends but I’m not one so don’t really put up with it. Ask for a dick photo, conversation is binned.

Oh, kids toys and things in the background of photos get an instant block from me, especially when they have the action man & power ranger figures that I’ve not managed to buy myself yet..

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman  over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

Fancy a fuck

I’ll smash your back doors in

I wanna give you a good pounding

Oh where to begin

Then there’s pics !!

Cock pics dirty nails manly teeth untidy backgrounds

Fab straight !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I cringe deeply when grown adults say 'nawty'

Absolute strangers addressing me as slut

Idiots who ask my bra size but have zero idea what the letters and numbers mean (why ask if you're going to believe I have 32AA's).

People who ask if I like everyone with the same characteristic i.e do I like Irish guys.

Referring to themselves as my daddy

I get irked when people get too personal too. I don't care if they are trying to make conversation, you don't need to know what I did today, when my last meet was, when my next meet is, how many people I'm chatting to, when I last had sex etc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A few men called me “darling” and “sweetie”. I just instantly think these people probably belong on a register. Also don’t like it when guys call themselves a “Dom”. Seems cringey, but that’s probably just me.

As mentioned above, hate text speak too. On the other hand though, I also hate people who try overly hard to sound intellectual and type as if they’re trying to increase the word count on their uni dissertation. Put the thesaurus away Gavin.

There’s a guy on this site who sends me poetry every single day no matter how many times I ignore his messages. Like, really really long poetry. I’m confident he has killed people."

Is the poetry good? Am I the only one curious lmao

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Fancy a fuck

I’ll smash your back doors in

I wanna give you a good pounding

Oh where to begin

Then there’s pics !!

Cock pics dirty nails manly teeth untidy backgrounds

Fab straight !!"

Sorry about those comments sweetie. Maybe I’ll try poetry and send the dick pic I’ve been teasing you about.

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By *ootprints1629Couple  over a year ago

somewhere in moray


"Some of the messages my wife get are abysmal one in particular is a real turn off a young guy messaged her with this piece of class I want to destroy your cunt"

I don't know why being respectful on here is so difficult. Well actually it might be because these guys use it as a fuck site rather than what it's meant for. They can be so vile.

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By *ootprints1629Couple  over a year ago

somewhere in moray

This is a must read this one.

We had a guy msg us asking me if I'd like to be fucked by him and 4 of his mates, that was it..nothing else no pics no nothing.

My hubby replied pretending it was me and said.

Yeah of course can you make it here and 7.30pm where I will be ready and waiting and while I'm being fucked by all of you my hubby will be on hand to wipe your brows and to make tea and bacon rolls for you all when we are finished.

The guys response was..brilliant sounds great..whats your address and we will be there at 7.30pm. Then hubby replied are you serious..do you really think I'm going to let 5 guys we have never seen before or even talked to come in and fuck my wife while I wipe your brows..I don't think so mate now fuck off...fuck me..the mentality of some guys on here is just unbelievable. It really is.

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By *aseMan  over a year ago

Gourock


"This is a must read this one.

We had a guy msg us asking me if I'd like to be fucked by him and 4 of his mates, that was it..nothing else no pics no nothing.

My hubby replied pretending it was me and said.

Yeah of course can you make it here and 7.30pm where I will be ready and waiting and while I'm being fucked by all of you my hubby will be on hand to wipe your brows and to make tea and bacon rolls for you all when we are finished.

The guys response was..brilliant sounds great..whats your address and we will be there at 7.30pm. Then hubby replied are you serious..do you really think I'm going to let 5 guys we have never seen before or even talked to come in and fuck my wife while I wipe your brows..I don't think so mate now fuck off...fuck me..the mentality of some guys on here is just unbelievable. It really is.

"

Jeezo ! They wanted bacon rolls lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a must read this one.

We had a guy msg us asking me if I'd like to be fucked by him and 4 of his mates, that was it..nothing else no pics no nothing.

My hubby replied pretending it was me and said.

Yeah of course can you make it here and 7.30pm where I will be ready and waiting and while I'm being fucked by all of you my hubby will be on hand to wipe your brows and to make tea and bacon rolls for you all when we are finished.

The guys response was..brilliant sounds great..whats your address and we will be there at 7.30pm. Then hubby replied are you serious..do you really think I'm going to let 5 guys we have never seen before or even talked to come in and fuck my wife while I wipe your brows..I don't think so mate now fuck off...fuck me..the mentality of some guys on here is just unbelievable. It really is.

"

With broon sauce?

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By *4Fun11Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I cringe deeply when grown adults say 'nawty'"

I call my wee puppy dog nawty all the time.

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By *4Fun11Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I get irked when people get too personal too. I don't care if they are trying to make conversation, you don't need to know what I did today, when my last meet was, when my next meet is, how many people I'm chatting to, when I last had sex etc"

Nail on the head

Why do guys do this

Oh and i also hate when they ask where you live!

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I get irked when people get too personal too. I don't care if they are trying to make conversation, you don't need to know what I did today, when my last meet was, when my next meet is, how many people I'm chatting to, when I last had sex etc

Nail on the head

Why do guys do this

Oh and i also hate when they ask where you live!

Wtf "

What about the nutters that claim to know where you live or that they work with you or saw you out shopping?

Obviously taking chat up tips from Joseph Fritzel.

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By *ust_Fun_Paisley35Man  over a year ago

Paisley

I got told yesterday that kissing was too personal. Is kissing a turn off for Fab.

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By *Booboo-Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I get irked when people get too personal too. I don't care if they are trying to make conversation, you don't need to know what I did today, when my last meet was, when my next meet is, how many people I'm chatting to, when I last had sex etc

Nail on the head

Why do guys do this

Oh and i also hate when they ask where you live!

Wtf "

For some guys it's tough to start up a conversation and they are told to "tell the person something about themselves and leave it up to them to reply". They maybe just don't do it very well.

Asking about your day is a polite thing to do which people do to strangers on a daily basis in the real world. Why is that a bad thing?

It's also really difficult to spark up a conversation when the profile is just a list of, "don't message me if.." passive aggressive messages.

I like to know where people live because half the people on here have fake locations and I want to know if I'm talking to someone within travelling distance or not. No point in arranging a meet 100miles away if you're not willing to travel that far. Not looking for your address, jees st a general location as it also might prompt a conversation. When you send 100 messages and get back 1 single word reply you'll use anything to start a conversation.

Two sides to every story, but it comes down to what the person looks like. If you fancy them you will like it and think they are charming, but if you don't then they are a creep.

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By *assy LassieWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I get irked when people get too personal too. I don't care if they are trying to make conversation, you don't need to know what I did today, when my last meet was, when my next meet is, how many people I'm chatting to, when I last had sex etc

Nail on the head

Why do guys do this

Oh and i also hate when they ask where you live!

Wtf "

I would normally always ask where someone lives. But only the general location. Let's me work out the travel distances as I don't accomodate. No need right now tho since I'm not currently meeting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I got told yesterday that kissing was too personal. Is kissing a turn off for Fab."

Glasgow kiss yes, French kiss no..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Messages with "hunni". Bad closeup pics. People asking me about surgeries. "I would never have guessed you were trans". Weirdly aggressive demanding messages.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr here

Messages with the word “breeding” in it and “your mrs is banging you’re a lucky guy!”

Fucks me right off and people who really can’t read a profile it’s basic not overly complicated and takes a basic reading level to understand what we are looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Years ago, someone told Lexi they'd love to 'fuck her brains out and split her in half'. Surprisingly, she refused that silver tongued charmer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Messages with "I'd fk your ass no problem"

I don't fkn think you will actually,..

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By *aseMan  over a year ago

Gourock


"Messages with "I'd fk your ass no problem"

I don't fkn think you will actually,..

"

Love it lol

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By *eriously Fucking CynicalWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Mine too is "Can I lick you out?" makes me physically want to boke. The phrase is perfectly acceptable just omit the word "out!!"

Why are guys absolutely obsessed with girls that squirt?!! And why on earth do they think you'd have a mate that'd be interested in a 3some? Son, you probably couldn't satisfy one of us let alone both!!

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By *Booboo-Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Messages with "I'd fk your ass no problem"

I don't fkn think you will actually,..

"

Purely for research purposes, what would a guy have to open with to be in with a chance of this happening?

Asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“I know I won’t be your type, but thought I would message anyways”

Have some balls guys!! Be confident, we will let you know if your our type or not!

X

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

You'll get exactly what you see ? which is or whatever is what exactly!!! few brains attached would go nicely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Messages with "I'd fk your ass no problem"

I don't fkn think you will actually,..

Purely for research purposes, what would a guy have to open with to be in with a chance of this happening?

Asking for a friend. "

anything but that !

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By *Booboo-Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Messages with "I'd fk your ass no problem"

I don't fkn think you will actually,..

Purely for research purposes, what would a guy have to open with to be in with a chance of this happening?

Asking for a friend. anything but that ! "

Noted. I'll pass the info on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Messages with "I'd fk your ass no problem"

I don't fkn think you will actually,..

Purely for research purposes, what would a guy have to open with to be in with a chance of this happening?

Asking for a friend. anything but that !

Noted. I'll pass the info on. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I get irked when people get too personal too. I don't care if they are trying to make conversation, you don't need to know what I did today, when my last meet was, when my next meet is, how many people I'm chatting to, when I last had sex etc

Nail on the head

Why do guys do this

Oh and i also hate when they ask where you live!

Wtf

For some guys it's tough to start up a conversation and they are told to "tell the person something about themselves and leave it up to them to reply". They maybe just don't do it very well.

Asking about your day is a polite thing to do which people do to strangers on a daily basis in the real world. Why is that a bad thing?

It's also really difficult to spark up a conversation when the profile is just a list of, "don't message me if.." passive aggressive messages.

I like to know where people live because half the people on here have fake locations and I want to know if I'm talking to someone within travelling distance or not. No point in arranging a meet 100miles away if you're not willing to travel that far. Not looking for your address, jees st a general location as it also might prompt a conversation. When you send 100 messages and get back 1 single word reply you'll use anything to start a conversation.

Two sides to every story, but it comes down to what the person looks like. If you fancy them you will like it and think they are charming, but if you don't then they are a creep."

Personally I don't find someones appearance has any impact on how irksome I find intrusive questions. This is more than 'how are you, up to much' type of conversation starters, which are fine. It's people who ask who I work for (not what I do, who my actual employers are), what school my children go to, what uniform I wear etc. When I say I have a busy day they want to know exactly what I have planned. They want to know how many orgasms I get a day, how often I masturbate, how big my husbands penis is.

They could be absolutely gorgeous but I'd still be completely turned off at them asking such personal questions.

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By *Booboo-Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I get irked when people get too personal too. I don't care if they are trying to make conversation, you don't need to know what I did today, when my last meet was, when my next meet is, how many people I'm chatting to, when I last had sex etc

Nail on the head

Why do guys do this

Oh and i also hate when they ask where you live!

Wtf

For some guys it's tough to start up a conversation and they are told to "tell the person something about themselves and leave it up to them to reply". They maybe just don't do it very well.

Asking about your day is a polite thing to do which people do to strangers on a daily basis in the real world. Why is that a bad thing?

It's also really difficult to spark up a conversation when the profile is just a list of, "don't message me if.." passive aggressive messages.

I like to know where people live because half the people on here have fake locations and I want to know if I'm talking to someone within travelling distance or not. No point in arranging a meet 100miles away if you're not willing to travel that far. Not looking for your address, jees st a general location as it also might prompt a conversation. When you send 100 messages and get back 1 single word reply you'll use anything to start a conversation.

Two sides to every story, but it comes down to what the person looks like. If you fancy them you will like it and think they are charming, but if you don't then they are a creep.

Personally I don't find someones appearance has any impact on how irksome I find intrusive questions. This is more than 'how are you, up to much' type of conversation starters, which are fine. It's people who ask who I work for (not what I do, who my actual employers are), what school my children go to, what uniform I wear etc. When I say I have a busy day they want to know exactly what I have planned. They want to know how many orgasms I get a day, how often I masturbate, how big my husbands penis is.

They could be absolutely gorgeous but I'd still be completely turned off at them asking such personal questions. "

Once you have context it explains it.

You are right, that is completely out of order.

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By *illi3736Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Any grown man with a football strip on is a definite no no...as is any football type BS that we get from a few morons on here from time to time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"“I know I won’t be your type, but thought I would message anyways”

Have some balls guys!! Be confident, we will let you know if your our type or not!

X"

I KNOW I’ll be your type

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So many things.

People who use 'am' instead of 'I'm'

The word panties.. Just ewww

Moist, minge, fanny are also big turn offs.

People who write a whole paragraph about what they want to do to me or have me do to them.. Just why?

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By *otwifedundeeWoman  over a year ago

Dundee

When they say they are in the area visiting or driving through and ask for a meet.

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By *alkdirty2meCouple  over a year ago

20 miles south of Edinburgh

A instead of I

Like

And that

Yous/use

Bad spelling

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By *Booboo-Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"A instead of I

Like

And that

Yous/use

Bad spelling

"

At least they've not put an e on the end of yous.

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By *ingleFunnnMan  over a year ago

Glasgow-ish

For me it has to be trying to sell used underwear, asking to fab pics/videos, golden showers or just a horrible attitude.

Absolutely no time for people who think it is acceptable to be cheeky or send people abuse.

Treat people the way you want to be treated, would make it such a better place

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We get probably two or three messages a day from the 'in your area' white van man types saying that they've just driven through our village, and were wondering if they could call in on their way back.....yes of course you can pal, and here's the keys to our house and the burglar alarm code.....wtf??

Another classic we get is some meathead mailing us asking if we're 'looking for a bull' so, as our house backs onto fields and open countryside, we just reply that we've got four big bulls already here? It just prooves to us just what we're dealing with when they reply with 'really, wow that's awesome, can i be number five'

Say no more.....

Also, guys that say 'i would love to see your gorgeous pussy' so we send them a pic of our two rescue cats, needless to say, that's the last we hear from them.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What phrases or words in a message or profile

"Lick out..."....makes you sound like a dug trying to clean out a tin of Chappie.

"I'm hung...." usually uttered by some nugget who should be fucking hung.

Ho Ho Ho....and aw that."

automatically have you screaming "NAWWWW!"

For me?

We hate "Hi"

and by that we mean when that's all they actually say!

Or when it's obvious they haven't bothered to read our profile!

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By *asper1987Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"What phrases or words in a message or profile automatically have you screaming "NAWWWW!"

For me?

"Lick out..."....makes you sound like a dug trying to clean out a tin of Chappie.

"I'm hung...." usually uttered by some nugget who should be fucking hung.

Ho Ho Ho....and aw that."

Cock fun,

Horny fun,

Hiya

Men referring to themselves as sluts, whore, cum slut,

And tight skin. Phimosis is disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When they call u milf

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By *at me drink meWoman  over a year ago

lothians,scotland(wonderland.down the rabbit hole) lothian

Any mail that opens with the words use abuse or little slut

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By *ingleFunnnMan  over a year ago

Glasgow-ish


"Any mail that opens with the words use abuse or little slut "

Just shows the respect they have for others. Ive absolutely no time for people who think it's acceptable to message any form of abuse. Their only showing their weak mentality in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bible scripture tattoos ...

In fact any scripture tattoos ...

In fact ...

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By *reedyKWoman  over a year ago

Fife

People who are very d*unk or on drugs in Clubs, totally puts me off.

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By *at me drink meWoman  over a year ago

lothians,scotland(wonderland.down the rabbit hole) lothian


"People who are very d*unk or on drugs in Clubs, totally puts me off. "

There was on guy last nite like that

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By *at me drink meWoman  over a year ago

lothians,scotland(wonderland.down the rabbit hole) lothian


"Any mail that opens with the words use abuse or little slut

Just shows the respect they have for others. Ive absolutely no time for people who think it's acceptable to message any form of abuse. Their only showing their weak mentality in my eyes "

Funny thing is they think its chat they think thats how the should speak to women on here .its like there chat up

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By *ingleFunnnMan  over a year ago

Glasgow-ish


"Any mail that opens with the words use abuse or little slut

Just shows the respect they have for others. Ive absolutely no time for people who think it's acceptable to message any form of abuse. Their only showing their weak mentality in my eyes

Funny thing is they think its chat they think thats how the should speak to women on here .its like there chat up"

I very much doubt they will get very far then. Only themselves to blame for that. Peter Pan syndrome I call it.. the boy that never grew up and spitting the dummy when things don't go their way. Muppits lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any mail that opens with the words use abuse or little slut

Just shows the respect they have for others. Ive absolutely no time for people who think it's acceptable to message any form of abuse. Their only showing their weak mentality in my eyes

Funny thing is they think its chat they think thats how the should speak to women on here .its like there chat up"

These are usually the same people who want to 'destroy' ... wtf is that all about

Its not just daft wee boys, its grown men who should have more developed social skills

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By *heJammyDodgersCouple  over a year ago

Falkirk


"People who are very d*unk or on drugs in Clubs, totally puts me off. "

Totally agree with that.

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By *uiet_69Man  over a year ago

Near

Anyone who has a long long profile and has so many likes and dislikes. Can’t be arsed with huffy folk and picky ones lol each to their own tho

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