"What’s your favourite joke
I’ll start
Who is the nicest person in a hospital??
The Ultra-sound guy "
Who takes over when he's on holiday ?
The hip replacement guy
I thought my ex was suffering from Tourette’s
It took months of persuading for her to go and get checked out at the doctors.
It turns out, she’s ok, …….
I AM a Fat C*nt…….
And she really did want me to F**k Off