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Sitting here greeting at some old Scottish jokes, we really do have a rare sense of humour.
“What’s the difference between Bing Crosby n Walt Disney? Bing sings but Walt disnae” aw naw hahahah
“Why shouldn’t you wear soviet underwear? Cause Chernobyl fall oot” 
Right wan mare:
“A pregnant women phoned her husband and tell him that her waters just broke.
He’s laht: I’ll come pick you up. Where you ringing fae?
She’s laht: Fae ma knickers to ma ankles! Hurry up!”
Literal tears people… is there something wrong with me or do all Scots love chronically shite patter |
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someone told me this other night
Dr Dr.. i keep thinking I'm a supermarket..
Dr replies, how long you been feeling like that?
patient, ever since I've been lidl  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"someone told me this other night
Dr Dr.. i keep thinking I'm a supermarket..
Dr replies, how long you been feeling like that?
patient, ever since I've been lidl "
If your Drs ever busy and you need a check up… Aldi it |
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"someone told me this other night
Dr Dr.. i keep thinking I'm a supermarket..
Dr replies, how long you been feeling like that?
patient, ever since I've been lidl
If your Drs ever busy and you need a check up… Aldi it "
That Asda be the worst joke ever! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"someone told me this other night
Dr Dr.. i keep thinking I'm a supermarket..
Dr replies, how long you been feeling like that?
patient, ever since I've been lidl
If your Drs ever busy and you need a check up… Aldi it
That Asda be the worst joke ever!"
There’s no Safeway to say a shitty joke I’m afraid |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"someone told me this other night
Dr Dr.. i keep thinking I'm a supermarket..
Dr replies, how long you been feeling like that?
patient, ever since I've been lidl
If your Drs ever busy and you need a check up… Aldi it "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"someone told me this other night
Dr Dr.. i keep thinking I'm a supermarket..
Dr replies, how long you been feeling like that?
patient, ever since I've been lidl
If your Drs ever busy and you need a check up… Aldi it
That Asda be the worst joke ever!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I was born my dad asked my mum "what do you want to call him?" She says "Nathan"
He shouts "ye cannae call him Nathan, ye have tae call him somethin!" |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"someone told me this other night
Dr Dr.. i keep thinking I'm a supermarket..
Dr replies, how long you been feeling like that?
patient, ever since I've been lidl
If your Drs ever busy and you need a check up… Aldi it "
Watch it. He jus wants to Coop a feel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"someone told me this other night
Dr Dr.. i keep thinking I'm a supermarket..
Dr replies, how long you been feeling like that?
patient, ever since I've been lidl
If your Drs ever busy and you need a check up… Aldi it
Watch it. He jus wants to Coop a feel. "
Are you guys trying to make a supermarket sweep |
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By *HSSGMan
over a year ago
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"Sitting here greeting at some old Scottish jokes, we really do have a rare sense of humour.
“What’s the difference between Bing Crosby n Walt Disney? Bing sings but Walt disnae” aw naw hahahah
“Why shouldn’t you wear soviet underwear? Cause Chernobyl fall oot”
Right wan mare:
“A pregnant women phoned her husband and tell him that her waters just broke.
He’s laht: I’ll come pick you up. Where you ringing fae?
She’s laht: Fae ma knickers to ma ankles! Hurry up!”
Literal tears people… is there something wrong with me or do all Scots love chronically shite patter"
Greeting at this like  |
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