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By *ock69er OP Man
over a year ago
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Just before going into the cinema I was buying some snacks and asked for "A Large Cock Porn" guess what was on my mind at the time 
I realised what I had said, played it cool as if I hadn't said it but judging by the guys face he'd heard exactly what I'd said.
Where have you made an embarrassing Freudian slip?
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"Just before going into the cinema I was buying some snacks and asked for "A Large Cock Porn" guess what was on my mind at the time
I realised what I had said, played it cool as if I hadn't said it but judging by the guys face he'd heard exactly what I'd said.
Where have you made an embarrassing Freudian slip?
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when I asked my son by text to cock the dinner instead of cook the dinner  |
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By *ock69er OP Man
over a year ago
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"Emailed Alan, the CEO of the very serious charity I previously worked for..."Hi Anal"  "
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Two things from your post...
1. I'm guessing that might not have just been a typo. That's a proper Freudian slip
2. The phrase "previously worked for" now we know why |
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over a year ago
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Im not sure it constitutes as being a Freudian Slip but it was certainly a slip. Occasionally when the occasion allows I'm in the habit of letting my hand slip from the gear lever to my wife's thighs when we're in the car.
One morning i picked up my mother-in-law to give her a lift to work on my way to my own work. We were sitting in slow moving heavy traffic and casually chatting about nothing in particular when my hand unconsciously moved over, slipped between her thighs and playfully grabbed at her crotch.
I immediately realised what i had done and quickly removed my hand and profusely apologised. I've no idea who was the most embarrassed and it has never ever been mentioned between us but my wife pissed herself laughing when i phoned her from work to confess ehat i had done. |
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By *ock69er OP Man
over a year ago
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"Im not sure it constitutes as being a Freudian Slip but it was certainly a slip. Occasionally when the occasion allows I'm in the habit of letting my hand slip from the gear lever to my wife's thighs when we're in the car.
One morning i picked up my mother-in-law to give her a lift to work on my way to my own work. We were sitting in slow moving heavy traffic and casually chatting about nothing in particular when my hand unconsciously moved over, slipped between her thighs and playfully grabbed at her crotch.
I immediately realised what i had done and quickly removed my hand and profusely apologised. I've no idea who was the most embarrassed and it has never ever been mentioned between us but my wife pissed herself laughing when i phoned her from work to confess ehat i had done."
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You're a lucky man, that could have ended very badly.
If that was my ex mother in law I'd have been lucky to escape with my arm intact!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I jumped in the car with my mum and the Bluetooth started playing the last thing I was watching/listening to. It was porn hub. Luckily it was a talking bit and I clocked on fast enough to turn it off before that changed. |
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"Im not sure it constitutes as being a Freudian Slip but it was certainly a slip. Occasionally when the occasion allows I'm in the habit of letting my hand slip from the gear lever to my wife's thighs when we're in the car.
One morning i picked up my mother-in-law to give her a lift to work on my way to my own work. We were sitting in slow moving heavy traffic and casually chatting about nothing in particular when my hand unconsciously moved over, slipped between her thighs and playfully grabbed at her crotch.
I immediately realised what i had done and quickly removed my hand and profusely apologised. I've no idea who was the most embarrassed and it has never ever been mentioned between us but my wife pissed herself laughing when i phoned her from work to confess ehat i had done."
I just spat my tea out … brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just before going into the cinema I was buying some snacks and asked for "A Large Cock Porn" guess what was on my mind at the time
I realised what I had said, played it cool as if I hadn't said it but judging by the guys face he'd heard exactly what I'd said.
Where have you made an embarrassing Freudian slip?
when I asked my son by text to cock the dinner instead of cook the dinner "
Hope he wasn't making an ape pie |
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