…Do what during sex?
After reading the hilarious comments on a social media post on what women think men should never do, I thought it would be fun/informative to open it up to anyone.
What’s something you’d want people never to do?
I’ll kick us off by saying please stop trying to tie us into a pretzel with your positions because you’ve seen it in porn 
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"Assume all women will squirt if you go at it hard enough.
Aye, I don’t like a finger blasting!"
I don't know why it changed! In my day it was a nice relaxed poking, now it's like they're trying to dig a tunnel!! |
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"Assume all women will squirt if you go at it hard enough.
Aye, I don’t like a finger blasting!
I don't know why it changed! In my day it was a nice relaxed poking, now it's like they're trying to dig a tunnel!! "
That's the American porn effect for ye! |
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"Assume all women will squirt if you go at it hard enough.
Aye, I don’t like a finger blasting!
I don't know why it changed! In my day it was a nice relaxed poking, now it's like they're trying to dig a tunnel!!
That's the American porn effect for ye!"
I worry for my young daughters. Not only will they be pressurised to have sex, they will also be told they should take it up the arse by some wee creton who thinks the porn he wanks to is the way it needs to be done. |
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"…Do what during sex?
After reading the hilarious comments on a social media post on what women think men should never do, I thought it would be fun/informative to open it up to anyone.
What’s something you’d want people never to do?
I’ll kick us off by saying please stop trying to tie us into a pretzel with your positions because you’ve seen it in porn
Pixie "
stand on a bottle of baby oil making such a splatter that a bedroom had to be repainted   |
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"…Do what during sex?
After reading the hilarious comments on a social media post on what women think men should never do, I thought it would be fun/informative to open it up to anyone.
What’s something you’d want people never to do?
I’ll kick us off by saying please stop trying to tie us into a pretzel with your positions because you’ve seen it in porn
Pixie stand on a bottle of baby oil making such a splatter that a bedroom had to be repainted "
Yup that’s going to make a fair mess …  |
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"…Do what during sex?
After reading the hilarious comments on a social media post on what women think men should never do, I thought it would be fun/informative to open it up to anyone.
What’s something you’d want people never to do?
I’ll kick us off by saying please stop trying to tie us into a pretzel with your positions because you’ve seen it in porn
Pixie stand on a bottle of baby oil making such a splatter that a bedroom had to be repainted
Yup that’s going to make a fair mess … "
it sure did  |
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Have a fanny that smells like something died in it 3 years earler and got stuck up there. ( yes its happened )
Same for guys , give it a good wash lads before expecting a woman to touch it let alone stick it in her gob. |
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Guy having to keep stopping as he has to go and splash his face as he thinks overworked leaving lady half way through orgasm!!!!
Guy asking if can go for shower after first round as you've squirted or cum too much lol |
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"A friend of mine once vomited on a woman during the act. She had made him a meal beforehand consisting of shellfish, which he was allergic to. "
This has given me a Billy connolly earworm....
"...she made me tagliatelle, which she balanced on her belly.
So I could eat while I was on the job..."  |
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hard limit.
Jigs x 
