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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am asking on behalf of event organisers throughout fab for donations of karma monkeys to plague the backs of unscrupulous event destroyers, please list the karma monkey's name and the effect it will have on it's new owners:
I am donating my Crab Monkey - May it infest the genitals of it's new owner(s) and make them itchy like a thousand flees lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll donate my leprosy monkey,it can work in harmony with the OP's crab monkey so that,after the itching they have to suffer the humiliation of their sexy bits falling off  |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
most fundamental aspects |
I wish to donate a Bleach Monkey to this worthy cause.
The first effect of this on contact with the recipient's skin, is an initial cleansing and feeling of euphoria. This is very much short lived and there is soon a realisation that the next stage will be much worse.
Stage two: is a tingling sensation in the area of skin touched. Soon the tingling gives way to excruciating pain. Medical assistance is advised at this stage, although the recipient may be embarrassed to present with likely effects to genitalia as well as face and hands.
The long term prognosis, is that of the inability to enjoy sexual contact. When seen by others, they are obviously (caught) red handed. And the face is so disfigured, they must wear a mask in public. Therefore are left with a lifetime's reminder of why the monkey was gifted.
There is also a Giant Hog Monkey with similar effects to the bleach but worsened by exposure to sunlight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I donate an arse-bung monkey. Thus the perp's rectum will be sealed forever more causing them to fill up with their own shit, slowly expanding until they finally explode like Mr Creosote. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I donate an 'annoying itchy bit' monkey.. That spot on your back, that you just can't reach, and if you do hit it, it just moves on you... A permanent one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll gladly donate my hedgehog monkey!!!May they forever shite Hedgehogs!!!
I feel sorry for the poor hedgehogs, they did no wrong!"
Ah,apologies to all hedgehogs and hedgehog lovers!!I'll change it for speckled stone fish Monkey!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bruin the ass fister monkey, more a canuck bear/silverback ala king kong with a perversion in well you get the idea anyone got a doughnut for the intended  |
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I'll donate a futility monkey.
May their every attempt to disrupt be thwarted by the groundswell of people coming together to prove them wrong and determinedly party even more, making their actions entirely futile. |
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