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Wanking turns you blind
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So that’s why my dad needed glasses and I do not! He told me it skipped a generation like baldness…
The dirty old basturt!
Are you saying you aren’t a wanker?  "
I genuinely can’t remember the last time I did it….I do get called a prick often though  |
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"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?
Who said that? 
Maybe if someone did it for you, you wouldn’t go blind. But maybe they would!
I’m putting too much thought into this! "
I volunteer for the trial to see if your eyesight is affected by trying it on me . |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?
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Technically it’s a similar action to having sex. No one told me that’d make me blind? Unless I came in my eye like that one time.
Do need to get some of that fluorescent lube though. |
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"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?
Technically it’s a similar action to having sex. No one told me that’d make me blind? Unless I came in my eye like that one time.
Do need to get some of that fluorescent lube though. "
Jizz in the eye stings like a C U Next Tuesday ….I think it could destroy a persons sight! |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?
Technically it’s a similar action to having sex. No one told me that’d make me blind? Unless I came in my eye like that one time.
Do need to get some of that fluorescent lube though.
Jizz in the eye stings like a C U Next Tuesday ….I think it could destroy a persons sight!"
It does. That’s why I’m particularly careful with my aim when the occasion arises.
What are we doing on Tuesday? Target practice? |
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"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?
Technically it’s a similar action to having sex. No one told me that’d make me blind? Unless I came in my eye like that one time.
Do need to get some of that fluorescent lube though.
Jizz in the eye stings like a C U Next Tuesday ….I think it could destroy a persons sight!
It does. That’s why I’m particularly careful with my aim when the occasion arises.
What are we doing on Tuesday? Target practice?"
Yeah. I’ll take care of your aim  |
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"Passes reggie her prescription swim Google your curry shower is ready dahling. "
Awww Kola, aren’t you a love! Putting yourself out there to take a hit, to the eyes, for me. Oh and I prefer the sweet sploshing for future reference! |
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"Passes reggie her prescription swim Google your curry shower is ready dahling.
Awww Kola, aren’t you a love! Putting yourself out there to take a hit, to the eyes, for me. Oh and I prefer the sweet sploshing for future reference! "
I'm all heart but the custard baths mine |
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"Passes reggie her prescription swim Google your curry shower is ready dahling.
Awww Kola, aren’t you a love! Putting yourself out there to take a hit, to the eyes, for me. Oh and I prefer the sweet sploshing for future reference! I'm all heart but the custard baths mine "
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"If this was were true would you stop masturbating?
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It is a gradual process, not an overnight thing. Started with reading glasses in my 20's and just progressed from there. I'm at the varifocals stage now. |
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