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The morning after

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its the mornign after a heavy drinking session, you wake up to discover the person in the post immediately above you lying naked in your bed. What is your immediate reaction??

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Where the f**k did the girl go

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Where the f**k did the girl go

"
Im here enjoy your sandwich boys ?

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Thats def not mayonnaise

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Thats def not mayonnaise

"
i hope thats not cheese lol

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

And that def better not be lettuce n tomato on they silk sheets lol

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

how did that happen....can we do it again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... and again please...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

please tell me your mrs has just popped out to make coffee !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how many sugars????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh i'm sweet enough...now can i cream your coffee for you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funnily enough I've run out of cream, so yes please fill it up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How did you get here!!

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

you plied me with drink

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"you plied me with drink

"
well you wernt str8 last night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Round 2 x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Round 2 x"
Ring a ding ding resume the position lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

K get the nutela mmm but never mind the toast

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Smear it all over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope thats nutella and you've not been having a dirty protest !!!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman over a year ago

Glenrothes

Well good morning to you and can you stay for breakfast - tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Y of course as long as we build up a gd appetite

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Now there's an ass for sore eyes. I mean a sight for a japs eye. I mean oh forget it, get back on top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asume last nytes position I want a replay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bend over then x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Bend over then x"
Thats mighty big sausage in your hand yikessss

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By *cottybhoyMan over a year ago

falkirk

You look awfully like my maw - oh no!!!!!

(Joke!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your grounded for a month....

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By *cottybhoyMan over a year ago

falkirk

"Your grounded for a month...."
Again lol?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Your grounded for a month.... Again lol?"
If I was yer maw you'd be getting a slapped ass lol

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By *cottybhoyMan over a year ago

falkirk

"Your grounded for a month.... Again lol?If I was yer maw you'd be getting a slapped ass lol

Purr, purr, purr

Worse thing is tho I did once wake up on the couch in my mate's house as a d*unk teenager with memories of having had a pretty wild night with his mum being way too familiar in the morning!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Your grounded for a month.... Again lol?If I was yer maw you'd be getting a slapped ass lol

Purr, purr, purr

Worse thing is tho I did once wake up on the couch in my mate's house as a d*unk teenager with memories of having had a pretty wild night with his mum being way too familiar in the morning!"
nawty corner for being bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yabba Dabba Dooo!

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By *cottybhoyMan over a year ago

falkirk

"!nawty corner for being bad

Think I'd much rather be in nawty than in the naughty corner lol x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"!nawty corner for being bad

Think I'd much rather be in nawty than in the naughty corner lol x

"
so what did we do last nite then ?

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By *cottybhoyMan over a year ago

falkirk

"!nawty corner for being bad

Think I'd much rather be in nawty than in the naughty corner lol x

so what did we do last nite then ?"

Is it really you Mrs Jones?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"!nawty corner for being bad

Think I'd much rather be in nawty than in the naughty corner lol x

so what did we do last nite then ?

Is it really you Mrs Jones?

"
shhhhh discreton

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By *cottybhoyMan over a year ago

falkirk

"!nawty corner for being bad

Think I'd much rather be in nawty than in the naughty corner lol x

so what did we do last nite then ?

Is it really you Mrs Jones?

shhhhh discreton

Not another spanking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

wheres she gone!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

you scared her and she ran off .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

you came back then!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

of course i needed to make sure it was worth it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"of course i needed to make sure it was worth it lol

Have we met? Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guess that was a splash n dash then...c ya next time!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

No it was a wham bam thank you mam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Musta been sleeping, never heard the 'thank you' bit...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Thats because you were sleeping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least he put my nighty down!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

get it off..... NOW!! lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

love a demanding man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"get it off..... NOW!! lol

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say plz xx

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By *tudmuffin5640Man over a year ago

central scotland

right kitty are u redy for a nice sensual massage then some more sexy fun mmmmm

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By *tudmuffin5640Man over a year ago

central scotland

right kitty are u ready for a nice sensual massage then some more sexy fun mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *adgeeMan over a year ago

Loch Lomond

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ooooft!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope that string is from a tea bag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'sorry miss. My cock keeps slipping in and out of you somehow. I do apologise. X'

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/09/12 16:03:26]"

Sid you intimidate him or was it me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When did you arrive??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

5hrs ago and u never noticed!!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I came the same time as you did

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

all 4 times

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"all 4 times

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jesus i though it was 5

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

You here again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Il get my clothes

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Not like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ffs just gimme a shag!!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Well seeing as you asked so nicely...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

mmmmmmm your hot!!!!!!!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"mmmmmmm your hot!!!!!!!

Thanks... I know!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's my protractor?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Was that your best shot ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was that your best shot ?"

Well in my defence I was shitfaced

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Was that your best shot ?

Well in my defence I was shitfaced

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Ahhh that old excuse again yawnssss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was that your best shot ?

Well in my defence I was shitfaced

Ahhh that old excuse again yawnssss

Well to be fair so were you so how do you know I was crap.......another go?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

ohhh anthoer go at getting shitfaces yesssssssss let see who can fall over first eh lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ohhh anthoer go at getting shitfaces yesssssssss let see who can fall over first eh lol

Probably me but then you might take advantage of me

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

as if lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"as if lol

Lol, a boy can dream

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