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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago
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It would depend on many factors such as the size of the farm, what features the farm has for sight seeing, the size of the pig, how many people per pig... and most importantly would there be discounts for oaps and students? |
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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago
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What's your target market? Which demographic are you aiming to reach? need to consider how often the pigs can fly and for how long each time! Size of passenger in relation to size /weight of pig.
How much extra food the pigs will need for energy to fly. Will you need to provide PPE for passengers,Insurance costs /waivers!
But I 'd happily pay £20 for a flight!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would depend on many factors such as the size of the farm, what features the farm has for sight seeing, the size of the pig, how many people per pig... and most importantly would there be discounts for oaps and students?"
the farms 100 acres, but has a small section that is a no fly zone due to our wirrly gig which is in constant use to generate power for the out house used to keep our 7 dwarves. there are 2 pigs, a his n hers and can currently seat 3 adults and a small child comfortably. as for discounts, we shall not be offering any such deal as we dont like students as they sponge off society and as for pensioners, well they all reek o piss and pigs refuse point blank to carry them as they leave yellow blotches on their skin,,,,,
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's your target market? Which demographic are you aiming to reach? need to consider how often the pigs can fly and for how long each time! Size of passenger in relation to size /weight of pig.
How much extra food the pigs will need for energy to fly. Will you need to provide PPE for passengers,Insurance costs /waivers!
But I 'd happily pay £20 for a flight!
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well, i must say, nice points there. but as we are fucking inbred farmers " what they hell are you talking about" lol 20 quid to ride a pig????? this site is free,,,,lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thought pigs are v intelligent, cant you put them in a cockpit of a real plane and they take us somewhere lush? "
looked into that,,,but unfortunately boeing quoted us too much to adapt the controls to trotter friendly,,,, |
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"Thought pigs are v intelligent, cant you put them in a cockpit of a real plane and they take us somewhere lush?
looked into that,,,but unfortunately boeing quoted us too much to adapt the controls to trotter friendly,,,,"
Airbus is just one wee joystick,,,,(Q the inuendo jokes bout joy-sticks),lol  |
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"Thought pigs are v intelligent, cant you put them in a cockpit of a real plane and they take us somewhere lush?
looked into that,,,but unfortunately boeing quoted us too much to adapt the controls to trotter friendly,,,,
Airbus is just one wee joystick,,,,(Q the inuendo jokes bout joy-sticks),lol "
not suitable,,,,the landing strips just a tad small..... |
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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago
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"Thought pigs are v intelligent, cant you put them in a cockpit of a real plane and they take us somewhere lush?
looked into that,,,but unfortunately boeing quoted us too much to adapt the controls to trotter friendly,,,,"
Been doing a bit o work at Glasgow airport recently.....seen a few porky pilots! So might be possible? |
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