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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Mine is inspired by a thread in The Lounge regarding paying strangers compliments.

"Men, if you're talking to a woman you don't know on the street, don't say anything that you wouldn't want a man to say to you in prison."

What's your advice? Can be light hearted or serious.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is inspired by a thread in The Lounge regarding paying strangers compliments.

"Men, if you're talking to a woman you don't know on the street, don't say anything that you wouldn't want a man to say to you in prison."

What's your advice? Can be light hearted or serious."

Hey babe, athletic, mature guy here...I'll try anything once" . On a serious note what would ya say anyway to a total stranger ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mine is inspired by a thread in The Lounge regarding paying strangers compliments.

"Men, if you're talking to a woman you don't know on the street, don't say anything that you wouldn't want a man to say to you in prison."

What's your advice? Can be light hearted or serious. Hey babe, athletic, mature guy here...I'll try anything once" . On a serious note what would ya say anyway to a total stranger ? "

The thread in question was talking about guys paying women compliments and how, depending on the context, etc, they could be less than well received.

Not me of course. If I walk past a building site and don't get at least one whistle I'm going back later to brick the cnuts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"I've included a cock pic".... just don't!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't eat yellow snow. An oldie but a goody, just like the OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pet names are for pets or partners. It's just cringey otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Be honest if you're married or not..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lads !! Don't tell menapausel women there crazy

You will thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Girls', Don't start your sentence with "no disrespect to you"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lads !! Don't tell menapausel women there crazy

You will thank me later "

And never ask a narky woman if she's on her period!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't tell anyone to 'calm down' they ain't ever gonna calm down just because you tell them too

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Don't assume you know me unless you've met me thats actually one for both sexes.

Also unless you saw it with your own eyes or heard it with your own ears don't go spreading it with your big mouth Also for both sexes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine is inspired by a thread in The Lounge regarding paying strangers compliments.

"Men, if you're talking to a woman you don't know on the street, don't say anything that you wouldn't want a man to say to you in prison."

What's your advice? Can be light hearted or serious."

Wouldn't pay any compliment to a stranger unless I was directly involved with them in some sort of interaction. Ie shop or bank worker doing a good job friendly or helpful, on the other hand wouldn't hesitate to tell them if they were rude or impolite too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lads !! Don't tell menapausel women there crazy

You will thank me later "

good shout

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By *scobar67Man  over a year ago

glasgow

Don't eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don't eat yellow snow "

Think twice before you post in The Lounge

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By *andsCouple  over a year ago

Edin

Don’t say “Your Loss” cause it’s really not

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By *astlincscoupleCouple  over a year ago

Tinsel Town


"Don't eat yellow snow

Think twice before you post in The Lounge "

Offt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't call us "babe"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Under promise and aim to over deliver.. Always

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Taking notes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never drink wine with the neighbors

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't look at our titties when chatting..

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By *ot - CoupleCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

Don't send cock pics

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Don't look at our titties when chatting.. "

I'll remember to only look at your boobs when not chatting .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't look at our titties when chatting.. "

That's going toooooooo far.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't look at our titties when chatting..

I'll remember to only look at your boobs when not chatting . "

oiiii..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't look at our titties when chatting..

That's going toooooooo far. "

and you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lads !! Don't tell menapausel women there crazy

You will thank me later

And never ask a narky woman if she's on her period! "

Who needs to ask?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don’t say “Your Loss” cause it’s really not "

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By *reativeBurnsWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Don't call us "babe" "

My jaw hurts from cringing to all the “babe” messages I get.

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By *ugehandsMan  over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Be nice and measure it in man inches not the imperial measurement

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dear ladies ...... stop stealing our shirts and hoodies. It stops being cute when they are clearly not going to be returned! Lol

But seriously .... stop.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't call us "babe"

My jaw hurts from cringing to all the “babe” messages I get. "

I feel your pain, literally! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't call us "babe"

My jaw hurts from cringing to all the “babe” messages I get.

I feel your pain, literally! x"

Well that's one thing I've never done. Out the few meets I've had the resounding theme is don't be a dick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don't call us "babe"

My jaw hurts from cringing to all the “babe” messages I get.

I feel your pain, literally! x

Well that's one thing I've never done. Out the few meets I've had the resounding theme is don't be a dick. "

I don't like "babe"....but..I take it as it's intended. If the general tone of the message is friendly and funny I don't mind.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't call us "babe"

My jaw hurts from cringing to all the “babe” messages I get.

I feel your pain, literally! x

Well that's one thing I've never done. Out the few meets I've had the resounding theme is don't be a dick.

I don't like "babe"....but..I take it as it's intended. If the general tone of the message is friendly and funny I don't mind."

My wife hates it unless it me ofcourse.lol

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Don't call us "babe"

My jaw hurts from cringing to all the “babe” messages I get.

I feel your pain, literally! x

Well that's one thing I've never done. Out the few meets I've had the resounding theme is don't be a dick.

I don't like "babe"....but..I take it as it's intended. If the general tone of the message is friendly and funny I don't mind."

What if we’re talking about the film “Babe”?

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By *scobar67Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"Don't eat yellow snow

Think twice before you post in The Lounge "

I don't even think once

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By *andsCouple  over a year ago

Edin


"Don't call us "babe"

My jaw hurts from cringing to all the “babe” messages I get.

I feel your pain, literally! x

Well that's one thing I've never done. Out the few meets I've had the resounding theme is don't be a dick.

I don't like "babe"....but..I take it as it's intended. If the general tone of the message is friendly and funny I don't mind."

I don’t mind it either it’s not the worst people could say!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Would you like a glass of wine” is the safest answer to any question your beautiful lady asks you e.g. “does my bum look big in this?”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If she asks "does this dress make me look fat?" Never say "No, it's all the cake and ice cream makes you look fat"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please don’t call yourself an “ALPHA male/female”, it’s so fucking cringe. Also, chances are that if you do call yourself an ‘alpha’, you’re probably the complete opposite.

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By *irth VaderMan  over a year ago

glasgow

Never … EVER … tell a wumin to calm doon.

Ooooft. They go off like a kep

Compliment

‘Oh I’d suck the fart oot your arse’ has never failed me.

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By *unx2019Couple  over a year ago

Edinburgh for few days

Is there anything wrong with a smile and a good morning/afternoon/evening? Without it seeming that your coming onto someone??

Or am I just too old fashioned

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is there anything wrong with a smile and a good morning/afternoon/evening? Without it seeming that your coming onto someone??

Or am I just too old fashioned "

No, that's just being friendly and polite.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When flirting be sure to tell them "I'd eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"

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By *alcon43Woman  over a year ago

Paisley

Don’t make assumptions about people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Easy, private message Boyofwonder, attach face and titty pics and thou shall have good luck for the rest of the day…

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Easy, private message Boyofwonder, attach face and titty pics and thou shall have good luck for the rest of the day…"

I'm needing some luck.

Does it need to be my face and titties though?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Easy, private message Boyofwonder, attach face and titty pics and thou shall have good luck for the rest of the day…

I'm needing some luck.

Does it need to be my face and titties though?"

I could ofcourse make an exception for you my dear. But I’m not going to haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always find flowers helps . Re enter the good books with the aesthetically nice smelling things

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Always find flowers helps . Re enter the good books with the aesthetically nice smelling things "

They just make me suspicious....."what did he do wrong?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always find flowers helps . Re enter the good books with the aesthetically nice smelling things

They just make me suspicious....."what did he do wrong?""

that’s if they are accompanied by a cheesy smile and wide eyes poker face

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By *oxyFemme72Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Lads !! Don't tell menapausel women there crazy

You will thank me later "

My advice is it's they're not there

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By *irth VaderMan  over a year ago

glasgow

No, you’re arse doesn’t look enormous in that outfit.

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By *uietbloke67Man  over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Toilet seats are supposed to be up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Always find flowers helps . Re enter the good books with the aesthetically nice smelling things "

What if she doesn't like flowers

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By *irth VaderMan  over a year ago

glasgow


"Always find flowers helps . Re enter the good books with the aesthetically nice smelling things "

Ah the good old ‘sooky bouquet’.

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Don't call us "babe"

My jaw hurts from cringing to all the “babe” messages I get. "

Tbh. I love being called babe. . And I’ll take baby too when it comes to those important times.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Accept that everything is all your fault

It can never be us ladies in the wrong..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't call us "babe"

My jaw hurts from cringing to all the “babe” messages I get.

I feel your pain, literally! x

Well that's one thing I've never done. Out the few meets I've had the resounding theme is don't be a dick.

I don't like "babe"....but..I take it as it's intended. If the general tone of the message is friendly and funny I don't mind.

What if we’re talking about the film “Babe”?"

It always makes me reply in my head "That'll do, pig. That'll do".

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By *allerthanaverage79Man  over a year ago

Ayrshire

Always wear sunscreen!!!

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