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"A light that goes on and off when you clap your hands. Your neighbours will wonder what the fuck is going on when you’re having a crazy fuckathon and the lights are on and off every
3 seconds. "
My walls are really thin, I think they know what’s going on without a light  |
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"A light that goes on and off when you clap your hands. Your neighbours will wonder what the fuck is going on when you’re having a crazy fuckathon and the lights are on and off every
3 seconds.
My walls are really thin, I think they know what’s going on without a light "
Soundproofing for your walls |
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"A light that goes on and off when you clap your hands. Your neighbours will wonder what the fuck is going on when you’re having a crazy fuckathon and the lights are on and off every
3 seconds.
My walls are really thin, I think they know what’s going on without a light
Soundproofing for your walls "
Meeee. With wine and snacks |
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My walls are really thin, I think they know what’s going on without a light
Soundproofing for your walls
Meeee. With wine and snacks "
An 80’s playlist, disco lights, a male or two and chocolate of course |
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My walls are really thin, I think they know what’s going on without a light
Soundproofing for your walls
Meeee. With wine and snacks
An 80’s playlist, disco lights, a male or two and chocolate of course"
Perfect night in |
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"
My walls are really thin, I think they know what’s going on without a light
Soundproofing for your walls
Meeee. With wine and snacks
An 80’s playlist, disco lights, a male or two and chocolate of course
Perfect night in "
A book for how to sexually care for visitors with broken wrists …. |
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My walls are really thin, I think they know what’s going on without a light
Soundproofing for your walls
Meeee. With wine and snacks
An 80’s playlist, disco lights, a male or two and chocolate of course
Perfect night in
A book for how to sexually care for visitors with broken wrists …. "
A cushion for said wrist. |
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over a year ago
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"I night of introduction to light BDSM with the man of her choice 
Binoculars
A framed cock pic
A group of cocks
What is the collective name for cocks?
A herd? A gaggle? Or just a gang?"
I think it might be a gobble... |
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"I night of introduction to light BDSM with the man of her choice
Binoculars
A framed cock pic
A group of cocks
What is the collective name for cocks?
A herd? A gaggle? Or just a gang?
I think it might be a gobble... "
Now I’m thinking of turkey. Too much poultry now!!! |
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"This is all sounding too romantic!
You can borrow my sweaty outdated pvc troosers
I wouldn’t get my fat arse into them! "
That’s what the talcum powder is for |
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"This is all sounding too romantic!
You can borrow my sweaty outdated pvc troosers
I wouldn’t get my fat arse into them! "
I'd need to jump off the top stair to get into them myself just now |
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"This is all sounding too romantic!
You can borrow my sweaty outdated pvc troosers
I wouldn’t get my fat arse into them!
I'd need to jump off the top stair to get into them myself just now "
Have they no got a wee bit of stretch in them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is all sounding too romantic!
You can borrow my sweaty outdated pvc troosers
I wouldn’t get my fat arse into them!
I'd need to jump off the top stair to get into them myself just now
Have they no got a wee bit of stretch in them?"
To the point where they become transparent |
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"This is all sounding too romantic!
You can borrow my sweaty outdated pvc troosers
I wouldn’t get my fat arse into them!
I'd need to jump off the top stair to get into them myself just now
Have they no got a wee bit of stretch in them?
To the point where they become transparent "
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"I night of introduction to light BDSM with the man of her choice
Binoculars
A framed cock pic
A group of cocks
What is the collective name for cocks?
A herd? A gaggle? Or just a gang?"
A fist of cocks. Aye I googled it. I'm bored |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I night of introduction to light BDSM with the man of her choice
Binoculars
A framed cock pic
A group of cocks
What is the collective name for cocks?
A herd? A gaggle? Or just a gang?
A fist of cocks. Aye I googled it. I'm bored "
There’s a pun in there somewhere… |
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By *hamo9Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
I'd buy you a Manscaped grooming kit to help you maintain your grooming regime. A new home can be stressful so it would be easy to get distracted and let things slip.
Remember lads, trim the grass to make the lawn look bigger
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