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If you woke up next to the person above....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shout.... "surprise!" 
"Put down that Atari stick!"...
And then I'd put the kettle on bloody hell I knew ud wear me down eventually   "
oh and I’d defo do booby squeezes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shout.... "surprise!"
"Put down that Atari stick!"...
And then I'd put the kettle on I’d say she’s changed her preferences lol "
"I'm here for your Mrs" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shout.... "surprise!"
"Put down that Atari stick!"...
And then I'd put the kettle on I’d say she’s changed her preferences lol
"I'm here for your Mrs" "
it’s bitter sweet lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By miss muffFind posts by miss muff
Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...
I’d shite myself
Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us "
say get the chocolate out !!  |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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By miss muffFind posts by miss muff
Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...
I’d shite myself
Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !! "
Move off the wet patches. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By miss muffFind posts by miss muff
Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...
I’d shite myself
Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!
Move off the wet patches. "
Get your boxers off  |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
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By miss muffFind posts by miss muff
Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...
I’d shite myself
Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!
Move off the wet patches.
Get your boxers off "
I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise
I’d steal the sheets. |
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By miss muffFind posts by miss muff
Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...
I’d shite myself
Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!
Move off the wet patches.
Get your boxers off
I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise
I’d steal the sheets. "
about bloody time |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
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By miss muffFind posts by miss muff
Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...
I’d shite myself
Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!
Move off the wet patches.
Get your boxers off
I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise
I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time "
Awright? |
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By miss muffFind posts by miss muff
Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...
I’d shite myself
Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!
Move off the wet patches.
Get your boxers off
I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise
I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time
Awright?"
Yeah getcthe coffee on |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
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By miss muffFind posts by miss muff
Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...
I’d shite myself
Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!
Move off the wet patches.
Get your boxers off
I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise
I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time
Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on "
Lol...dunno how to...Tea dae |
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By miss muffFind posts by miss muff
Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...
I’d shite myself
Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!
Move off the wet patches.
Get your boxers off
I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise
I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time
Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on
Lol...dunno how to...Tea dae"
suppose  |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
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By miss muffFind posts by miss muff
Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...
I’d shite myself
Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!
Move off the wet patches.
Get your boxers off
I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise
I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time
Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on
Lol...dunno how to...Tea daesuppose "
Milk no sugar |
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By miss muffFind posts by miss muff
Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...
I’d shite myself
Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!
Move off the wet patches.
Get your boxers off
I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise
I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time
Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on
Lol...dunno how to...Tea daesuppose
Milk no sugar"
excuse me but you were making it |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
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By miss muffFind posts by miss muff
Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...
I’d shite myself
Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!
Move off the wet patches.
Get your boxers off
I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise
I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time
Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on
Lol...dunno how to...Tea daesuppose
Milk no sugarexcuse me but you were making it "
Ooo...do you want toast |
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By miss muffFind posts by miss muff
Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...
I’d shite myself
Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!
Move off the wet patches.
Get your boxers off
I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise
I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time
Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on
Lol...dunno how to...Tea daesuppose
Milk no sugarexcuse me but you were making it
Ooo...do you want toast "
Yes please with eggs preferably unfertilised |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By miss muffFind posts by miss muff
Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...
I’d shite myself
Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!
Move off the wet patches.
Get your boxers off
I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise
I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time
Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on
Lol...dunno how to...Tea daesuppose
Milk no sugarexcuse me but you were making it
Ooo...do you want toast Yes please with eggs preferably unfertilised "
Ha ha...that's an old one.
Budge up...room for a wee yin? |
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By miss muffFind posts by miss muff
Damn, you did get those trousers off in the end...
I’d shite myself
Check to see if he had shit himself as that would would mean OP was in bed with us say get the chocolate out !!
Move off the wet patches.
Get your boxers off
I didn’t wear boxers. In bed or otherwise
I’d steal the sheets. about bloody time
Awright?Yeah getcthe coffee on
Lol...dunno how to...Tea daesuppose
Milk no sugarexcuse me but you were making it
Ooo...do you want toast Yes please with eggs preferably unfertilised
Ha ha...that's an old one.
Budge up...room for a wee yin?"
I thought ud never ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would think that I was very d*unk last night as I'm not attracted to beards
Be very pleased with how the night before worked out "
Probably make sure my arsehole was intact.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would think that I was very d*unk last night as I'm not attracted to beards"
It would have been my sparkling personality that attracted you so you overlooked the beard on this occasion.lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would think that I was very d*unk last night as I'm not attracted to beards
It would have been my sparkling personality that attracted you so you overlooked the beard on this occasion.lol"
Damn that quantum realm! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would think that I was very d*unk last night as I'm not attracted to beards
Be very pleased with how the night before worked out
Probably make sure my arsehole was intact.."
Is that a standard thing for you to do when you wake up next to a stranger?  |
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"I’d say “ it’s not unusual to be loved by anyone !
But wouldn’t press the red button  "
I would say “it’s not unusual to have fun with anyone” then tell you to get the breakfast on that workout has left me starving |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d say “ it’s not unusual to be loved by anyone !
But wouldn’t press the red button
I would say “it’s not unusual to have fun with anyone” then tell you to get the breakfast on that workout has left me starving "
fffs hard shift !
Too early for just eat too . On with my apron ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d say “ it’s not unusual to be loved by anyone !
But wouldn’t press the red button
I would say “it’s not unusual to have fun with anyone” then tell you to get the breakfast on that workout has left me starving fffs hard shift !
Too early for just eat too . On with my apron ffs "
I'd say hey guys there's plenty of room in here for both of you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t eat bacon……or lady parts.
Taxi!!!!
That’s a biscuit
Can you still buy them?
Probably in those weird aisles that sell odd things…  "
I’d ask where is my 5 quid vest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a full Scottish thanks... 
I'd check if my foot was still present.
I'd check if my chocolate orange was present!!! "
I’d have to request round 3 or 4 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a full Scottish thanks...
I'd check if my foot was still present.
I'd check if my chocolate orange was present!!!
I’d have to request round 3 or 4 "
I’d get you some lucozade, ye might need it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a full Scottish thanks...
I'd check if my foot was still present.
I'd check if my chocolate orange was present!!!
I’d have to request round 3 or 4
.... As would you lol
I’d get you some lucozade, ye might need it "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here’s your vest
where was that hiding ? Lol
On the £5 thread
That’s expensive for thread! "
I’d say you were a right smertybreeks but ye’ve none on lady  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hold on . Does this mean all 3 of ya is waking up next to me and I’m getting a free vest
I know! It’s better than winning the lottery! "
There might even be talcumed see through breeks tae |
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"Hold on . Does this mean all 3 of ya is waking up next to me and I’m getting a free vest
I know! It’s better than winning the lottery!
There might even be talcumed see through breeks tae "
It’s cool, we have £5 thread to stitch them up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just don’t ask for a music beat too fast as there is 3 of ya . Lionel Richies hello will do "
Och...I was just getting "Firestarter" lined up for you too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just don’t ask for a music beat too fast as there is 3 of ya . Lionel Richies hello will do
Och...I was just getting "Firestarter" lined up for you too. "
flatline—————- |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just don’t ask for a music beat too fast as there is 3 of ya . Lionel Richies hello will do
Och...I was just getting "Firestarter" lined up for you too. flatline—————-"
I'm sure someone could resuckistate ya
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would say.... sorry
I don't think you need to say sorry for anything. I've not been offended x I'd say cool "
If you didn't delete my number you can always message me or unblock me. I don't hold grudges x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"999
666
Let's finish what we started
Sorry....no very tight pussy here do you need it loosened"
Nope...but I've got a cleaning list as long as Big Harold's knob so get cracking Albie! (Throws the Marigolds and the Fabulosa) |
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"999
666
Let's finish what we started
Sorry....no very tight pussy here do you need it loosened
Nope...but I've got a cleaning list as long as Big Harold's knob so get cracking Albie! (Throws the Marigolds and the Fabulosa) "
I would pinch myself and make sure I wasn' dreaming then I would think I had died and went to heaven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"999
666
Let's finish what we started
Sorry....no very tight pussy here do you need it loosened
Nope...but I've got a cleaning list as long as Big Harold's knob so get cracking Albie! (Throws the Marigolds and the Fabulosa)
I would pinch myself and make sure I wasn' dreaming then I would think I had died and went to heaven "
Highly unlikely you'd meet me in heaven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"999
666
Let's finish what we started
Sorry....no very tight pussy here do you need it loosened
Nope...but I've got a cleaning list as long as Big Harold's knob so get cracking Albie! (Throws the Marigolds and the Fabulosa)
I would pinch myself and make sure I wasn' dreaming then I would think I had died and went to heaven
Highly unlikely you'd meet me in heaven "
id say you’re welcome |
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"999
666
Let's finish what we started
Sorry....no very tight pussy here do you need it loosened
Nope...but I've got a cleaning list as long as Big Harold's knob so get cracking Albie! (Throws the Marigolds and the Fabulosa)
I would pinch myself and make sure I wasn' dreaming then I would think I had died and went to heaven
Highly unlikely you'd meet me in heaven id say you’re welcome "
Let's do it all again |
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"999
666
Let's finish what we started
Sorry....no very tight pussy here do you need it loosened
Nope...but I've got a cleaning list as long as Big Harold's knob so get cracking Albie! (Throws the Marigolds and the Fabulosa)
I would pinch myself and make sure I wasn' dreaming then I would think I had died and went to heaven
Highly unlikely you'd meet me in heaven id say you’re welcome
Let's do it all again "
I'm sure I could have my arm twisted... |
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