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What thing would you change about the profile above
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shameless stolen from the lounge.
Either on profile or pic ,Bit of fun "
I’m sorry I’m going off topic slightly but mate! How fucking long are your arms? Youl have about a 3m reach there!
Actually, I’m answering, I’d change the photos and put up more on the arms as evidence that either it’s the camera angle or you are King of the Swingers… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks mate , everything is long on my body thanks for noticing
Your nose too Pinocchio....I've seen the boabie pics "
Not too sure what I’d do with the profile but I know what I’d do to the owner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks mate , everything is long on my body thanks for noticing
Your nose too Pinocchio....I've seen the boabie pics
Not too sure what I’d do with the profile but I know what I’d do to the owner "
Ditto... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks mate , everything is long on my body thanks for noticing
Your nose too Pinocchio....I've seen the boabie pics
Not too sure what I’d do with the profile but I know what I’d do to the owner
Ditto... "
Double ditto - Gin??? |
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By *andi_CDTV/TS
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"A face picture... mainly because I'm a nosey person.
But even I have to wonder with a bod like that what's the face like xD
Full cock pics because I'm also just nosey lol "
More pics of Mrs gorgeous bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you’re fine bud, I don’t see any issues "
Get another photo up of that stauner pointing to the left so you have a fine photo balance of lefties and righties |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you’re fine bud, I don’t see any issues
Get another photo up of that stauner pointing to the left so you have a fine photo balance of lefties and righties "
Add a pic with an anckle bracelet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you’re fine bud, I don’t see any issues
Get another photo up of that stauner pointing to the left so you have a fine photo balance of lefties and righties "
Better than a sat nav
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you’re fine bud, I don’t see any issues
Get another photo up of that stauner pointing to the left so you have a fine photo balance of lefties and righties
Add a pic with an anckle bracelet "
More leg photos please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you’re fine bud, I don’t see any issues
Get another photo up of that stauner pointing to the left so you have a fine photo balance of lefties and righties
Add a pic with an anckle bracelet
More leg photos please "
Definitely needs a bum picture! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you’re fine bud, I don’t see any issues
Get another photo up of that stauner pointing to the left so you have a fine photo balance of lefties and righties
Add a pic with an anckle bracelet
More leg photos please
Definitely needs a bum picture!"
That’s tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Frosted?
I was looking through your profile and forgot why I was there.... I think you’re good "
Lose the towel on your profile pic? Other than that, absolutely nothing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman
Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol "
His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman
Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol
His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!
Tell him I was here first . "
Aherm… staying ON topic… I’d give Steph a… meringue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman
Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol
His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!
Tell him I was here first . "
Acht you're here so often if you miss a day the postie asks if you're ok!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman
Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol
His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!
Tell him I was here first .
Aherm… staying ON topic… I’d give Steph a… meringue "
Staying on topic????? What have you been drinking??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman
Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol
His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!
Tell him I was here first .
Aherm… staying ON topic… I’d give Steph a… meringue
Staying on topic????? What have you been drinking??? "
Anno who am I kidding with the on topic lol… just a wee Tetley with milk alas lol |
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"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman
Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol
His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!
Tell him I was here first .
Aherm… staying ON topic… I’d give Steph a… meringue
Staying on topic????? What have you been drinking???
Anno who am I kidding with the on topic lol… just a wee Tetley with milk alas lol "
Nae topic she’s a fruit and nut case . Or am a wrang ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman
Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol
His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!
Tell him I was here first .
Aherm… staying ON topic… I’d give Steph a… meringue
Staying on topic????? What have you been drinking???
Anno who am I kidding with the on topic lol… just a wee Tetley with milk alas lol
Nae topic she’s a fruit and nut case . Or am a wrang ? "
Damn you and your irrefutable logic Steph, naw yer right .
Agree with BOW incidentally… maid skills???
BOW??? Another one needing to add a cheeky wee bum pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Frosted?
I was looking through your profile and forgot why I was there.... I think you’re good
Lose the towel on your profile pic? Other than that, absolutely nothing! "
I replaced it with boxers, I hope that’s better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman
Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol
His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!
Tell him I was here first .
Aherm… staying ON topic… I’d give Steph a… meringue
Staying on topic????? What have you been drinking???
Anno who am I kidding with the on topic lol… just a wee Tetley with milk alas lol
Nae topic she’s a fruit and nut case . Or am a wrang ?
Damn you and your irrefutable logic Steph, naw yer right .
Agree with BOW incidentally… maid skills???
BOW??? Another one needing to add a cheeky wee bum pic "
My only complaint is I’m not being smothered by your boobs |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Seems legit, would make a fantastic barman
Fucking predictive text misspelt Batman. lol
His location. According to who's nearby he's parked in my driveway!
Tell him I was here first .
Aherm… staying ON topic… I’d give Steph a… meringue
Staying on topic????? What have you been drinking???
Anno who am I kidding with the on topic lol… just a wee Tetley with milk alas lol
Nae topic she’s a fruit and nut case . Or am a wrang ?
Damn you and your irrefutable logic Steph, naw yer right .
Agree with BOW incidentally… maid skills???
BOW??? Another one needing to add a cheeky wee bum pic
My only complaint is I’m not being smothered by your boobs "
Back on topic?
Maybe a better indication of where you you actually are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should maybe release those breast's into the open air once in a while
Noted for next picture xx"
Hmm, the profile doesn’t say that your hotlist contains boyofwonder. I’d make that alteration quickly |
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By *atinagirlWoman
over a year ago
Over The Rainbow Next to the Pot of Gold |
"Should maybe release those breast's into the open air once in a while
Noted for next picture xx
Hmm, the profile doesn’t say that your hotlist contains boyofwonder. I’d make that alteration quickly "
How do you know it doesn’t ?
Doesn’t have Sugar Delights on his friends list .. food for thought lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol"
It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome I’ll have a think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol
It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome I’ll have a think "
It appears you are growing a Little Shop of Horrors plant in your livingroom. More details on this and clarification if your name is Maurice or not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol
It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome I’ll have a think
It appears you are growing a Little Shop of Horrors plant in your livingroom. More details on this and clarification if your name is Maurice or not "
Maurice is unfortunately not my name, but indoor horticulture is my game. Sadly, while impressive the plant lack the personality for little shop of horrors |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol
It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome I’ll have a think
It appears you are growing a Little Shop of Horrors plant in your livingroom. More details on this and clarification if your name is Maurice or not "
Nothing of yours anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol
It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome I’ll have a think
It appears you are growing a Little Shop of Horrors plant in your livingroom. More details on this and clarification if your name is Maurice or not
Nothing of yours anyway "
Short simple, straight forward profile. Cracking photos. I see no issue here. I could always suggest more photos though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol
It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome I’ll have a think
It appears you are growing a Little Shop of Horrors plant in your livingroom. More details on this and clarification if your name is Maurice or not
Nothing of yours anyway
Short simple, straight forward profile. Cracking photos. I see no issue here. I could always suggest more photos though "
Hmm please tell ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More photos ss you look great x
Better angled pics.
You look like you have a decent body. think you are all set as is . Looking very well there ! "
Ta....you could give me a wee shot of those fine bristols! |
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"More photos ss you look great x
Better angled pics.
You look like you have a decent body. think you are all set as is . Looking very well there !
Ta....you could give me a wee shot of those fine bristols! "
I'd change the age range of guys you want to meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More photos ss you look great x
Better angled pics.
You look like you have a decent body. think you are all set as is . Looking very well there !
Ta....you could give me a wee shot of those fine bristols!
I'd change the age range of guys you want to meet"
You'd need to change sex too pal.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More photos ss you look great x
Better angled pics.
You look like you have a decent body. think you are all set as is . Looking very well there !
Ta....you could give me a wee shot of those fine bristols!
I'd change the age range of guys you want to meet
You'd need to change sex too pal.... "
Best comment so far don’t change a damn thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good photos and well written profile.
Many people may not like your honesty but we find it refreshing.
You say exactly who you are and what you want where we suspect 90% of people in your position would lie.
We would ask more about the other half as that is what most people would want to know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do like the pics in the sunshine, can almost feel heat.
Do you live in a victorian mansion, the character in your indoor pics is fantastic."
Going by your veri’s you need to change your user name |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"I do like the pics in the sunshine, can almost feel heat.
Do you live in a victorian mansion, the character in your indoor pics is fantastic.
Going by your veri’s you need to change your user name "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol
It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome I’ll have a think
It appears you are growing a Little Shop of Horrors plant in your livingroom. More details on this and clarification if your name is Maurice or not
Nothing of yours anyway "
thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The profile picture... Although....I suspect it may change with status updates lol
It doesn’t change that often really lol just liked that it’s a little different from other people. But feedback is always welcome I’ll have a think
It appears you are growing a Little Shop of Horrors plant in your livingroom. More details on this and clarification if your name is Maurice or not
Nothing of yours anyway
thanks "
Overall this profile is pretty well written, informative and his photos are well done, we'd give it a 8/10 |
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JandJ1...
What would I change...
Not a lot!
A couple with pics of both parties...
Interesting and informative profile with not too much waffle.
No pointless Facebook or Sydney Uni text
Maybe the only thing I'd do is add a, if you have read this put "xxxx" in the title. Because this sexy pair must get tons of mail, and that might at least screen out those that don't bother to take the time to read profiles...
Great gallery and profile you two! I like a lot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"JandJ1...
What would I change...
Not a lot!
A couple with pics of both parties...
Interesting and informative profile with not too much waffle.
No pointless Facebook or Sydney Uni text
Appreciated
Maybe the only thing I'd do is add a, if you have read this put "xxxx" in the title. Because this sexy pair must get tons of mail, and that might at least screen out those that don't bother to take the time to read profiles...
Great gallery and profile you two! I like a lot! " |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"JandJ1...
What would I change...
Not a lot!
A couple with pics of both parties...
Interesting and informative profile with not too much waffle.
No pointless Facebook or Sydney Uni text
Appreciated
Maybe the only thing I'd do is add a, if you have read this put "xxxx" in the title. Because this sexy pair must get tons of mail, and that might at least screen out those that don't bother to take the time to read profiles...
Great gallery and profile you two! I like a lot! "
I'm no Colombo but I'd say he wants to shag at least one you.
Keep the Vaseline handy Mr |
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I'm no Colombo but I'd say he wants to shag at least one you.
Keep the Vaseline handy Mr "
LOL, I have messaged JandJ1 before (fab says a year ago) and didn't receive a reply. So it's not for me to pester them.
But two responses and no 1 thing to change on my profile... I know it could do with some work... But what's the one key thing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm no Colombo but I'd say he wants to shag at least one you.
Keep the Vaseline handy Mr
LOL, I have messaged JandJ1 before (fab says a year ago) and didn't receive a reply. So it's not for me to pester them.
But two responses and no 1 thing to change on my profile... I know it could do with some work... But what's the one key thing? " miss muff is at the wind up . She’s a messer . |
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I'm no Colombo but I'd say he wants to shag at least one you.
Keep the Vaseline handy Mr
LOL, I have messaged JandJ1 before (fab says a year ago) and didn't receive a reply. So it's not for me to pester them.
But two responses and no 1 thing to change on my profile... I know it could do with some work... But what's the one key thing? miss muff is at the wind up . She’s a messer . "
Great profile that's informative and gets straight to the point as to what they are looking for and includes some beautiful pics of both of them and a wee video. Overall we'd give it a 8/10 |
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I'm no Colombo but I'd say he wants to shag at least one you.
Keep the Vaseline handy Mr
LOL, I have messaged JandJ1 before (fab says a year ago) and didn't receive a reply. So it's not for me to pester them.
But two responses and no 1 thing to change on my profile... I know it could do with some work... But what's the one key thing? miss muff is at the wind up . She’s a messer .
Great profile that's informative and gets straight to the point as to what they are looking for and includes some beautiful pics of both of them and a wee video. Overall we'd give it a 8/10 "
"Both of them"??
Oh, this isn't about my profile!
I think I'd already captured these points! |
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