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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's on your mind? What's going on? What are you doing? What have you just bought? Where have you been? What did you just notice? Tell us all... we're nosey like that.

Me, I've just noticed my knuckles are all bruised and I don't even remember decking anyone recently.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What's on your mind? What's going on? What are you doing? What have you just bought? Where have you been? What did you just notice? Tell us all... we're nosey like that.

Me, I've just noticed my knuckles are all bruised and I don't even remember decking anyone recently.

I've just bought a toe that has the carpet pattern from the Overlook Hotel in The Shining on it. Retro look in shades of orange....

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What's on your mind? What's going on? What are you doing? What have you just bought? Where have you been? What did you just notice? Tell us all... we're nosey like that.

Me, I've just noticed my knuckles are all bruised and I don't even remember decking anyone recently.

I've just bought a toe that has the carpet pattern from the Overlook Hotel in The Shining on it. Retro look in shades of orange....

Tie even

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m back at work and BUSY… well, not THAT busy obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just my usual working , providing quality finished kitchen and bathrooms for five star house builder's

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's on your mind? What's going on? What are you doing? What have you just bought? Where have you been? What did you just notice? Tell us all... we're nosey like that.

Me, I've just noticed my knuckles are all bruised and I don't even remember decking anyone recently.

I've just bought a toe that has the carpet pattern from the Overlook Hotel in The Shining on it. Retro look in shades of orange....

Tie even

Thank god for that... Hannibal Lector!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m back at work and BUSY… well, not THAT busy obviously

I'm not fooled for a second. You'll be on the phone gabbing away like a budgie no doubt to some shy, innocent wee soul.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just my usual working , providing quality finished kitchen and bathrooms for five star house builder's

What a guy!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Why does just a slight bend of your back the wrong way hurt so much . I don't even want anyone to massage it better it's sore when I'm touching it . Naproxen taken no reprieve yet .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ironing while watching "A Place In The Sun"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why does just a slight bend of your back the wrong way hurt so much . I don't even want anyone to massage it better it's sore when I'm touching it . Naproxen taken no reprieve yet . "

I could walk on it for you. You only have to ask.

Try some Voltarol. It's magic stuff. Or have some gin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ironing while watching "A Place In The Sun"

Hot stuff ...whichever way you look at it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ironing while watching "A Place In The Sun"

Hot stuff ...whichever way you look at it!

"
Ha very good!! Just hope my phone dosn't ring while I'm ironing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm thinking of whats for dinner

I'm also thinking should i just go out for dinner

I've just avoided being involved in a major accident

I'm on fab thinking why the fk am i here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Contemplating my life decisions.

Plotting a murder.

Just remembered that I need to buy the cat Dreamies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm thinking of whats for dinner

I'm also thinking should i just go out for dinner

I've just avoided being involved in a major accident

I'm on fab thinking why the fk am i here

Go out...phew!...we all are!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Contemplating my life decisions.

Plotting a murder.

Just remembered that I need to buy the cat Dreamies."

I can help there with number 2...the pup's just dug a HUGE hole in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Opening parcels I'd stashed in the spare room...discovered I've bought the same dress TWICE.

Don't really like it either.

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By *eachybobMan over a year ago

Edinburgh ish

Leaving work.. not a minute too soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Contemplating my life decisions.

Plotting a murder.

Just remembered that I need to buy the cat Dreamies.

I can help there with number 2...the pup's just dug a HUGE hole in the garden.

Clever Doggy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears or sees it, does it really fall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears or sees it, does it really fall

Ask the bear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears or sees it, does it really fall

Ask the bear

Don't know how well that would end lol

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By *itznBobz2018Couple over a year ago

edinburgh

"Just my usual working , providing quality finished kitchen and bathrooms for five star house builder's

Same as me but for private customers not a house builder

Bobz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wondering if i should rejoin the gym or just accept being fat, unhealthy and might die before i hit pension age lol

That and do i want a pint tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boomerangs have a success rate of 0%

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wondering if i should rejoin the gym or just accept being fat, unhealthy and might die before i hit pension age lol

That and do i want a pint tonight"

Jog to the pub. Problem half solved.

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

Should i eat that multi pack of frazzles instead of dinner

Have i ever met a nice south african

Do I need those new trainers or do I just want them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sitting here wondering when the DFS sales start

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Sitting here wondering when the DFS sales start

Day after the scs sale

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Wondering if i should rejoin the gym or just accept being fat, unhealthy and might die before i hit pension age lol

That and do i want a pint tonight"

Have a pint, all that exercise could give ye a heart attack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a definite lack of doggin thread's this week, wondering if it's a change in the weather

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

"I'm thinking of whats for dinner

I'm also thinking should i just go out for dinner

I've just avoided being involved in a major accident

I'm on fab thinking why the fk am i here

I kinda read this one in the style of David Byrne from talking heads

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should i eat that multi pack of frazzles instead of dinner

Have i ever met a nice south african

Do I need those new trainers or do I just want them"

Yes...Probably...No. Stick to purchasing turquoise trolleys!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There's a definite lack of doggin thread's this week, wondering if it's a change in the weather

Start one then ...

And....pick me up a cpl of comfy armchairs when you're in DFS will you? A nice mustard velour would be braw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Boomerangs have a success rate of 0%"

Boomerangs? What are they?...Oh, it's all coming back to me now...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Boomerangs have a success rate of 0%"
You Mean, you don't get any return?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wondering if i should rejoin the gym or just accept being fat, unhealthy and might die before i hit pension age lol

That and do i want a pint tonight"

Embrace your chunky bits. I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just my usual working , providing quality finished kitchen and bathrooms for five star house builder's

Same as me but for private customers not a house builder

Bobz "

Do you do worktops? Asking for ...a friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears or sees it, does it really fall

Don't ask me. I'm deaf as a post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Leaving work.. not a minute too soon"

Permanently...? Or just one of "those" days? Either way, enjoy your evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think in a previous life, I MAY have been a drag queen. Maybe even in this life.

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By *uriojohnMan over a year ago

Nr St Andrews

I’m mulling over manscaping options for my CJ visit tomorrow evening. It’s a serious business ya know…..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve recently met a girl, I actually quite like her which does not match the rules I set for myself.

I also broke my wrist, this is attached to my wanking hand but no, it was not caused by over-wanking of said girl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m mulling over manscaping options for my CJ visit tomorrow evening. It’s a serious business ya know…..

Mullet? Business at the front, party at the...maybe just a trim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve recently met a girl, I actually quite like her which does not match the rules I set for myself.

I also broke my wrist, this is attached to my wanking hand but no, it was not caused by over-wanking of said girl.

So, what you're saying is you need a wee hand with something???

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By *uriojohnMan over a year ago

Nr St Andrews

"I’m mulling over manscaping options for my CJ visit tomorrow evening. It’s a serious business ya know…..

Mullet? Business at the front, party at the...maybe just a trim.

Hairy balls and trimmed on top? This could be a new trend…..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve recently met a girl, I actually quite like her which does not match the rules I set for myself.

I also broke my wrist, this is attached to my wanking hand but no, it was not caused by over-wanking of said girl.

So, what you're saying is you need a wee hand with something???

Two wee hands or one big hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m mulling over manscaping options for my CJ visit tomorrow evening. It’s a serious business ya know…..

Mullet? Business at the front, party at the...maybe just a trim.

Hairy balls and trimmed on top? This could be a new trend….."

Or....leave two strips at the top and they'll look like eyebrows. Bawbrows. It's the new thing. Honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve recently met a girl, I actually quite like her which does not match the rules I set for myself.

I also broke my wrist, this is attached to my wanking hand but no, it was not caused by over-wanking of said girl.

So, what you're saying is you need a wee hand with something???

Two wee hands or one big hand

I've only got wee hands...ahem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve recently met a girl, I actually quite like her which does not match the rules I set for myself.

I also broke my wrist, this is attached to my wanking hand but no, it was not caused by over-wanking of said girl.

So, what you're saying is you need a wee hand with something???

Two wee hands or one big hand

I've only got wee hands...ahem.

Throw the feet in too and I’m sold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wondering if i should rejoin the gym or just accept being fat, unhealthy and might die before i hit pension age lol

That and do i want a pint tonight

Embrace your chunky bits. I do.

When did you embrace my chunky bits, how did i miss that happening lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m back at work and BUSY… well, not THAT busy obviously

I'm not fooled for a second. You'll be on the phone gabbing away like a budgie no doubt to some shy, innocent wee soul.

I don’t know anyone shy and innocent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why can I never find a man when I need one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm thinking of whats for dinner

I'm also thinking should i just go out for dinner

I've just avoided being involved in a major accident

I'm on fab thinking why the fk am i here

I kinda read this one in the style of David Byrne from talking heads

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wondering if i should rejoin the gym or just accept being fat, unhealthy and might die before i hit pension age lol

That and do i want a pint tonight

Embrace your chunky bits. I do.

When did you embrace my chunky bits, how did i miss that happening lol "

I meant my own.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m back at work and BUSY… well, not THAT busy obviously

I'm not fooled for a second. You'll be on the phone gabbing away like a budgie no doubt to some shy, innocent wee soul.

I don’t know anyone shy and innocent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why can I never find a man when I need one

They flew Flo, they flew.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m back at work and BUSY… well, not THAT busy obviously

I'm not fooled for a second. You'll be on the phone gabbing away like a budgie no doubt to some shy, innocent wee soul.

I don’t know anyone shy and innocent

Ok… MAYBE shy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do they still print fiesta magazine , not asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do they still print fiesta magazine , not asking for a friend

No idea, but I've got an old Bunty you're welcome to.

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By *ornyhappyCouple over a year ago

perth

In today's episode of 'My random life' I am currently boiling beetroot and painting pumpkin pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do they still print fiesta magazine , not asking for a friend

No idea, but I've got an old Bunty you're welcome to.

"
Is Bunty hott

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aw Crikey don’t reveal too much ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why can I never get a woman when I want

.And Why are all the Scottish fab females so god Damm hott

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

Im just wondering..

Are eggs born fully grown?

You never see baby eggs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im just wondering..

Are eggs born fully grown?

You never see baby eggs."
I know what I'm having for Breakfast

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By *ertiebassettMan over a year ago

Greenock The Tail Of Bank

There is a forest full of Pampas grass in gardens Thornliebank area tempted to ask residents..can't help it, want to see if the face goes red..lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

SSE, Lecky ) stressing me to fuck and cant get any1 to see f**king sense . Why raise a DD in Credit and lower a DD in Debtn?

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