My mate has just informed me he trapped his foreskin the other day while screwing back on the lid of a bottle.
Being the good mate i am i thought id post his misfortune on here and ask if anyone has had any similar embarassing injuries?
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"My mate has just informed me he trapped his foreskin the other day while screwing back on the lid of a bottle.
Being the good mate i am i thought id post his misfortune on here and ask if anyone has had any similar embarassing injuries?
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Why did he have his dick in/on a bottle? |
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"I think from what he was saying it kinda slipped in the way as he screwed the top on the bottle.
I was too busy laughing to be honest..
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 a likely story. Did he trip up and slip in. You need to ask more questions about this incident. Get the full story and report back with your findings. |
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over a year ago
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The bursting of the banjo string is the common one, thankfully it hasn’t happened to me.
A&E isn’t great at the best of times, going in with a broken wully can’t be much fun at all |
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By *iimonMan
over a year ago
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"I tore a flap in an unfortunate accident as a teenage dancer. Had to have it surgically repaired. Not an experience I ever wish to repeat.
Pixie "
Omfg  I take it it was a while before you were busting shapes on the dance floor?! |
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"I tore a flap in an unfortunate accident as a teenage dancer. Had to have it surgically repaired. Not an experience I ever wish to repeat.
Pixie
Omfg I take it it was a while before you were busting shapes on the dance floor?! "
I had an audition the day after my surgery but that was defo a mistake. Climbing the stairs to get to the dance studio was enough and I didn’t dance a single step lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in bed with a girlfriend years ago and we were going at it a bit.She stopped as felt something was amiss.Pulled the covers back and it was like the horses head scene from The Godfather ,blood everywhere ! Obviously thought ,period,but turned out I had split the link between foreskin and cock ah great memories |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Back in the early 80’s a mate and myself went for a drive with a couple of young ladies
We did the business and then swapped partners.
I was driving and receiving oral whilst he was balls deep in the back seat when a sheep ran out in the road in front of us
Swerving to avoid the sheep I mounted the embankment and crashed the car.
Teeth marks and a swollen cock can be hidden
Having to explain to his wife and 3 daughters why he was in A&E with a broken pelvis is something completely different. Especially when your supposed to be working night shift
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Not very original, but i have "snapped my banjo string" I can honestly say at the time it was nt so sore but the amount of blood was terrifying, and ever since every little twinge gives me the fear!! i dont know what was worse...the embarrasment of doing it or trying to explain to the female docotr in a and e three days later why my cock was still bleeding...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I knew I guy that got caught by his wife ,his penis stuck in the hoover,she was screaming at him ,"I can't believe you love Henry more than me ".True story  |
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"I think from what he was saying it kinda slipped in the way as he screwed the top on the bottle.
I was too busy laughing to be honest..
a likely story. Did he trip up and slip in. You need to ask more questions about this incident. Get the full story and report back with your findings. "
I have questioned him further. Apparently he twisted the bottle as he was turning to put it on the table.
The old fella brushed against the top itself and the wee plastic ledge below causing the trappage.
Fteak accident or accident of a freak...you decide.
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"I knew I guy that got caught by his wife ,his penis stuck in the hoover,she was screaming at him ,"I can't believe you love Henry more than me ".True story
Nuthin sux like an electrolux  "
Wonder if anyone's brave enough to try a shark ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was there not something in the news a while ago about a guy who put dog food over himself for his alsation to lick off with disasterous results?
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Sounds like he made a dogs dinner of things |
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I managed to burst a blood vessel in my dick while at it only to pull out and see a huge blood blister almost the same size as my helmet. was also the day of my mum's birthday party and trying to explain why I was in a&e and not there made the whole experience even worse.  |
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"I managed to burst a blood vessel in my dick while at it only to pull out and see a huge blood blister almost the same size as my helmet. was also the day of my mum's birthday party and trying to explain why I was in a&e and not there made the whole experience even worse. "
Im sure you came up with a good excuse. 2 heads are ment to be better than one.
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By *jacko2001Man
over a year ago
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There was a guy army Watsons School (I shall not identify further) that was receiving a BJ when his girl friend had an epileptic fit and her jaws clenched tight shut. They were both taken to hospital in an ambulance still clamped together and we’re released later that night. Unfortunately he got an infection and his cock swelled up to a massive size and he had to have regular ice baths. Every time there was a different nurse changing the ice and when the curtains were closed again all he could hear was giggling. |
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was a bit of an interesting one to explain in A&E... oops!
Jigs xx 