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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Looking for something to watch on television tonight, The Mating Game on BBC1 caught me eye. This description of whales made me think of Fab

"Footage of mating rituals for aquatic creatures, including the lengthy journeys of humpback whales, where a female leads up to 20 males in a spectacular chase that tests their stamina and determination."

What other similarities between Fab and the animal kingdom can you think of?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

The old panda joke (eats, shoots, leaves) springs to mind.

Apart from that I have an indiscriminate Tom cat who will mount anything with a bit of fluff and hump it.

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By *hrobbermanMan  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

There are loads of similarities between Fab and the Animal Kingdom. I am thinking of that now 'lost' episode of Life on Earth with the female Chimpanzees competing for the dominant male by giving him their best blowjob... that was an eyeopener for anyone who saw it first time around. The footage of those two lesbian Giant Chinese Salamanders scissoring was really something and it was incredibly forward-looking of the BBC to have a series called "Lesbian Amphibians".

I didn't find the "Extreme Humping" series quite as much fun. There is only so much Walrus Gangbanging a person can endure, though the Mererkat Daisy Chain was a laugh... still has me in stitches remembering it every time that insurance advert comes on.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"There are loads of similarities between Fab and the Animal Kingdom. I am thinking of that now 'lost' episode of Life on Earth with the female Chimpanzees competing for the dominant male by giving him their best blowjob... that was an eyeopener for anyone who saw it first time around. The footage of those two lesbian Giant Chinese Salamanders scissoring was really something and it was incredibly forward-looking of the BBC to have a series called "Lesbian Amphibians".

I didn't find the "Extreme Humping" series quite as much fun. There is only so much Walrus Gangbanging a person can endure, though the Mererkat Daisy Chain was a laugh... still has me in stitches remembering it every time that insurance advert comes on.

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Animal porn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When predators hunt prey they will target the young. Focusing their dark intentions on taking advantage of their inexperience to snare themselves a little snack..

Now how often do we see new single fem and couples accounts joining then posting updates that they are struggling to keep up the with emails and will 100% reply to all soon…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha, well now

We call this the act of mating

But there are several other very important differences

Between human beings and animals that you should know about

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert

And you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch

You want it rough, you're out of bounds

I want you smothered, want you covered

Like my Waffle House hash browns

Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex

Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Gettin' horny now)

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean

Means small craft advisory

So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"

You'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style

So we can both watch X-Files

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Gettin' horny now)

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By *yrdsisWoman  over a year ago

Gleam Street

Nowhere in the animal kingdom does

Wanna fuck in ma car... or oot on a hill...

Work... they have better standards than here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nowhere in the animal kingdom does

Wanna fuck in ma car... or oot on a hill...

Work... they have better standards than here "

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Males (peacocks) engage females (peahens) by displaying their elongated train feathers in iridescent colours."

Males (peecocks) cut to the chase and engage females (awrite, hen?) by displaying their elongated genitalia from multiple angles.

It's the same, but different.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nowhere in the animal kingdom does

Wanna fuck in ma car... or oot on a hill...

Work... they have better standards than here "

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